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#307438* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Eri> Man, why does my internet suck so much ass, this week?
<Eri> Like, it was good last week
<Eri> How will I watch live-streaming donkeysex tonight if my internet is this slow?
<[ka]killer> you should already have backup donkeysex downloaded to your hard drive
<Eri> I don't download donkeysex because then the police will take my computer away and then I won't be able to watch any donkeysex |
#307437* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Baloop> i tyhink i might go to icleand instead of buy a new computer
<Baloop> everyones telling me iceland is a better idea |
#307436* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Kenny> going for my dinner now¬
<@Kenny> ! *
<@{unimatrix}> still not got that KFC Kenny ?
<@Kenny> not yet :(
<@{unimatrix}> that was like an houre ago
<@Kenny> I know
<@Kenny> Phlunk3 needed convincing to join
<@Kenny> stubborn bastard ¬.¬
<@{unimatrix}> show him penis?
<@nolezy> ffs
<@nolezy> stop eating KFC you fat fuck
<@Kenny> I HAVEN'T HAD ONE IN A MONTH
<@{unimatrix}> thats what she said
<@nolezy> a period?
<@Kenny> hehComment: meow
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#307435* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+thumbs> you know, it's astonishing the number of folks with no troubleshooting skills at all that enter #httpd
<+Sling> and thats even the part that can figure out how to use irc |
#307434* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@B1|Irssi> except does it windows?
<@B1|Irssi> ITS TIME FOR THE WORLDS MOST FAVORITEST GAME SHOW EVAR
<@B1|Irssi> DOES
<@B1|Irssi> IT
<@B1|Irssi> WINDOWS?
<@B1|Irssi> This week its our guest Mr. os.uname() from PYTHON
<@B1|Irssi> Will he be able to windows? Or will he fail and be sent home to his linux and unix junkies
<@B1|Irssi> TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! We'll be right back after this break |
#307433* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<slamm> im driving my brother to the airport later this morning
<slamm> at like
<slamm> 4.30 am
<slamm> hes going to south america for some reason
<Garfunkel> reminds of my mother
<Garfunkel> who told me the night before she left for south america that she wanted a lift to the airport the next morning
<slamm> ;_; |
#307432* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Frost> For once, I'm serious. It's not hard to dump shit on your hard drive.
< Frost> The question is whether you can clean it up afterwards
<&o11c> That's why if you install gcc, you should set a custom path |
#307431* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
E: LOL...
.......this one is just disturbing. D:
me: What?
xDD
Mine? Or one you have? XD
E: http://qdb.us/262095
That. lmfao.
me: o-o
You are such a nerd. XDD
E: LOL... IT IS VERY INTERESTING!...
just disturbing random people would randomly do the math for it.
xD
1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec. Shweet. :3
me: Disturbing. XDDD
11 men... 17 petabytes...
Ew. XDDD
E: LOL...
Why 11?
D:
Why would they pick the number 11?
me: LOL.
I HAVE NO IDEA, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
E: LOL...
THIS COULD GET REALLY NASTY. XDD
me: LOL...WHY DO WE KEEP SAYING "LOL" IN EVERY POST WE SEND?
E: Cause I'm laughing.
Your laughing.
:U
me: lmfao.
E: Fun times, fun times.
me: Seems logical enough. xD
E: SO ~insert name here~.... HOOK OUR COMPUTERS UP SO I CAN TRANSFER SOME DATA TO YOU? XDD
me: No. U: I don't want you putting your Flash Drive in my USB port.
E: Aww, man. XD
//rejected
me: I would so put this on qdb.us
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#307428* (?/58) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ifrit> 1992 telnetted, they want their joke back |
#307427* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> (QDB.us quote #306931): <Jimbo> The best way for a baker to prevent his delicious cakes being stolen would be to cover them in dogshit and broken glass, but in doing so he would also kill his sales. Ubisoft are currently that baker.
<Mune> People are going next door to the bakers in the alleyway, who have extracted the broken glass and are now allowing them to be taken freely.
<~HumanNoMore> hmm, I just thought of the PERFECT analogy for games with malware
<~HumanNoMore> you can pay money for something that's functionally the same, easier to access with minimal effort, but full of viruses, or you can spend a little time and effort to get it virus-free for free
<~HumanNoMore> works for games and... :P
<Mune> ....I'm scared at how perfectly this analogy fits the situation.
<~HumanNoMore> indeed. |
#307426* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ionzer_> its a good way to get the hang of skeletonizing objects
<Ionzer_> and then ragdolls
<Fozzaroo> I have imported gays into Unreal Editor though :3
<Fozzaroo> errr
<Fozzaroo> guns
<Fozzaroo> not gays .. |
#307423* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DigiDuncan> Anyone *echos*
<DigiDuncan> .8b is anyone on?
<+Lemieux> About as likely as pigs flying.
<DigiDuncan> Ah...
<DigiDuncan> Fudge.Comment: ##freebasic on irc.freenode.net
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#307422* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DigiDuncan> Why are the comments en espanol?
<Mysoft> they are?
<Mysoft> O_O
<DigiDuncan> '** PREPARAR MATRIZES DAS RESPOSTAS **
<DigiDuncan> restore ACTIONS_DATA....
<Mysoft> it's portuguese btw (my mother language)
<Mysoft> oh shi
<DigiDuncan> lolComment: ##freebasic on irc.freenode.net
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#307421* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jewsdid911> your vaginas become destroyed after sex
<Jewsdid911> it's like fisting jam
<Jewsdid911> it's always better on the first plunge
<Jewsdid911> now if your the 8th dude to stick a fist in that jam
<Jewsdid911> it's gonna be all fucked up |
#307420* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Mango> shoot i put him to sleep on my right shoulder
<Mango> and i need my right hand for the mouse
* Mango uses SWITCH_SHOULDERS_CAREFULLY
<Mango> It's not very effective :(
* Mango uses PATONNABACK
<Mango> It's super effective! |
#307419* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<gloomp> Do you have this, Leaff? It's pretty good.
<Leaff> No and I'm not getting it because you're a jerk
<gloomp> Fiiiiiiiiiiine.
<gloomp> I'll just put it on that list you want for the next free leech.
<Leaff> I'm not going to ask you next freeleech.
<Leaff> Because you /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking.
<Leaff> Crude.
<Leaff> Typical of someone who /sucks/.
<gloomp> It was obvious, yes. But at least it wasn't fat, like your mother.
<Leaff> That was really bad.
<gloomp> At least it wasn't your mother.
<Leaff> You're right, it was yours.
<gloomp> That may be, but at least /I have friends/.
<Leaff> Like your mother?
<Leaff> I'm so sorry.
<gloomp> No, like your mother. Or, well, I suppose she is a "friend with benefits."
<Leaff> You know what.
<Leaff> You /suck/.
<gloomp> Oh, really now because I can tell you that last night it was your mother who was sucking. |
#307418* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Frost> This is much deeper into the OS than I've ever gone.
< o11c> normally for a stream-based socket, you just read/write however big you feel like, and check the return value, and nothing gets lost
< o11c> but when passing ancillary data, things get complicated
< Frost> If I were to pass ancillary data, I'd call my doctor. |
#307417* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
00:50 < DeadHeart> i think its working
00:50 < DeadHeart> ... im so excited
00:50 < DeadHeart> lol
00:50 < DeadHeart> im so going to read on mounting
00:50 < nixer> man mount
00:50 <@Apsu> Kama Sutra |
#307416* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Jayson: sure..
Jayson: make it look like you're working
Jayson: vims been open for 10 seconds lol
Craige: Doesn't matter
Craige: ....had hex |
#307413* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
taktoa: shit
Psycho: yeah?
taktoa: just got earwax in my keyboard
taktoa: :/
Psycho: LOL
Psycho: that's not a big deal
Psycho: dued
Psycho: once
Psycho: when i was 4
Psycho: i ate my own ear wax because I thought it was peanutbutter
taktoa: ...
Psycho: lol
Psycho: it tasted awful
Psycho: i was like
Psycho: scarred
Psycho: for a week |
#307412* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Yukio> !which zelda3DS saveMoney
<Rhona> zelda3DS
<Yukio> !which zelda3DS saveMoney whyUHateMe
<Rhona> zelda3DS
<Yukio> I hate rhona
<Fax> !eightball are you made of hatred, rhona?
<Rhona> My crystal ball is fogging up, Fax.
<Fax> Don't play coy with me.
<Fax> !eightball are you made of hatred, rhona?
<Rhona> My sources say no, Fax.
<Fax> !eightball are you a liar?
<Rhona> Let me leave that up to you, Fax.
<Fax> You're a liar.
<Thidran> !which Cake Sodomy
<Rhona> Sodomy
<Fax> SEE |
#307410* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to celebrate it [thanksgiving].
<@CMK> <LC-DDM> I'm grateful for not having to be grateful.
<@CMK> MFW?
<ITS_3X7R33M> he's not american
<ITS_3X7R33M> and what does mfw have to do with that cmk
<ITS_3X7R33M> mfw means my face when
<@CMK> Oh.
<@CMK> I thought it meant Motherfucking Wut?
<ITS_3X7R33M> no
<ITS_3X7R33M> lmao
<ITS_3X7R33M> it means my face when, and you link to a reaction image
<LC-DDM> derp
* @CMK is thankful that people in this channel won't publicize his fails on Bash or 4chan. |
#307405* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- aarobc [~AAC@97.75.x.x] has joined #sparkfun
<aarobc> Hello, has anyone worked with the 1337 RTC before? I made a breakout for one, connected it up but I'm not getting anything out of it. I hooked up my logic sniffer but nothing is coming out of SCL or SDA at all. Is there something I'm missing? I've not worked with i2c before, do I have to send some string first before it sends data?
<myself248> Y0 D00D THAT'Z A K-RAD R7C CH1P
<aarobc> myself248: lol, I know, probably subliminally drawn to it because of that lol.
<aarobc> but srsly though, anyone?
<myself248> sorry, can't help ya there. |
#307403* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<wallisds> all week i spend procrastinating, perhaps that is my super power
<lungching> hey, we can form a super hero league!
<apeiron> if procrastinating is a super power then I think I should be out fighting crime.
<wallisds> yes!
<lungching> well ... maybe later
<apeiron> eh, maybe later.Comment: this all transpired within seven seconds
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#307401* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Thetawaves> good thing you don't have a girlfriend
<toraton> Also, I have a pseudo-girlfriend, Thetawaves
<toraton> pseudo-girlfriend doesn't control me in any way
<toraton> ;)
<edf> Surely a quasi-girlfriend? A pseudo-girlfriend you could make out of gum and sinkhole pubes |
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