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#307400* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Thetawaves> good thing you don't have a girlfriend
<toraton> Also, I have a pseudo-girlfriend, Thetawaves
<toraton> pseudo-girlfriend doesn't control me in any way
<toraton> ;)
<edf> Surely a quasi-girlfriend? A pseudo-girlfriend you could make out of gun and sinkhole pubes |
#307399* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* TDJACR stares at the crowd.
< nathan> FINE
* nathan gets the bricks and mortar out
< nathan> time to fix the fourth wall again :|
* tonyb486 climbs over the crumbled wall
* tonyb486 looks at the crowd
* tonyb486 starts doing terrible stand up comedy
* tonyb486 climbs back over the wall, now with plenty of fruit that was thrown angrily at him
< tonyb486> ...suckers |
#307398* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* TDJACR stares at the crowd.
< nathan> FINE
* nathan gets the bricks and mortar out
< nathan> time to fix the fourth wall again :|Comment: Someone has to do the job..
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#307394* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<crimson> :o c===3
<DellGuy> :-\
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :oc===3
<crimson> :o===3
<crimson> :o==3
<crimson> :o=3
<crimson> :3
<DellGuy> i dont think it can hold its breath that long
<DellGuy> you better pull out
<crimson> :o=3
<crimson> :o==3
<crimson> :o===3
<crimson> :oc===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3
<crimson> :o c===3 |
#307393* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< f00b4r> do you take paypal?
< Frostbite> everyone should take paypal
< f00b4r> some take it in the ass, too.
< kaneda> I do, i cant have shit giong into my bank or the job center people will kick off |
#307392* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< wombat> yeah, that sucks...that was my first use of the sourceforge for news...and it hasn't updated. I guess there is something else we need to do.
< o11c> wombat: someone with shell access to the server needs to sync it
< o11c> although I don't see why it isn't added to the cron job
< wombat> I guess bjorn would be the one to talk to about it...from what I read in #tmw-dev about it?
< o11c> I don't understand exactly what Freeyorp can and can't do on the server ...
<~Freeyorp> I have access to the eathena account, not the tmw account or the irc account or whatever other accounts tmw has on platinum
<~Freeyorp> Though the eathena account has access to the tmw account's mysql database due to that being the pipeline for account registration
<~Freeyorp> (tbh half the time even I don't know what I can and can't do) |
#307391* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Glaug-Eldare> i am touching my penis with a muffin tin
<Glaug-Eldare> is this erotic for you
<Skarlet> pump
<Skarlet> pump the shaft
<RapidStrike> why are you touching your penis with a muffin tin Glaug
<Glaug-Eldare> it gives me peace of mind!!! leave me alone!!!!
<RapidStrike> no!!!!
<Alisaihin> I guess you want creamy muffins, huh?
<Alisaihin> pffffft
<Newfur> XD
<Dread> XD
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> cream filled muffins?
* Acaiath pukes
<RapidStrike> porn muffins
<Dread> this sounds like one of my cooking classes
<Acaiath> i was eating a cheesecake muffin
<Acaiath> EWWW
<Freakin> that's called a cupcake if the icing is on top lol
<Alisaihin> Dread: I question the methods of your last cooking class if all the guys wanked into the muffins |
#307390* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<malkman> hm, i would like a black ipad2
<nitre> hu? a black guy paid to what |
#307389* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Fluwmlock: Bourne ultimatum =/=best movie ever, sorry to burst your bubble
PSPRYANPSP: Bubble ≠ burst |
#307387* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Will you make sexy time?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 1: Yes ;)
Stranger 1: For you
Stranger 1: I sexy latina
Stranger 2: i sexy latino
Stranger 1: me gusta penis
Stranger 2: me wave penis in air like club
Stranger 1: Me jump on penis
Stranger 1: You wave it around in my vagina
Stranger 1: and I tingle tingle |
#307385* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< wombat> from what I can tell, if we joined FOSSgames, we'd be the maidenhead
< wombat> well..not the maidenhead..that's a vagina :P
< BigCrunch> whassat
< wombat> but something like that
< o11c> epic fail
< o11c> I think you mean spearhead
< wombat> we'd give birth to the reality of it...instead of it being a bunch of crap games that don't really exist
< wombat> come on, buy my metaphor :P
< o11c> and no, it's something in *front* of the vagina
< o11c> going by the dict on this since I've never seen one
< wombat> never seen a vagina?
< wombat> its a wonderful thing, the vagina, though that's a little off the topic
< o11c> I'm only 20, and I wrote "lawful good" on my character sheet and meant it
< wombat> okay, I can understand, I was a virgin until I was 19...though I did get some 3rd base action as early as 17
< wombat> ;)
* Mrgrey tries not to chime in with "The More You Know", and fails miserably >.>
< Mrgrey> heh
< o11c> this is a somewhat odd discussion for the "private" channel
(snip 30 minutes of on-topic discussion)
< wombat> ah...flagship
< wombat> that's the word
< wombat> not maidenhead :P |
#307384* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@birryree> be right back, frying food.
<@khanable> FOOD FRIER
<@birryree> and it's good
<@birryree> oh I fry in a wok
<@khanable> wait
<@khanable> a wok is a thing
<@birryree> yes lol
<@khanable> SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
<@khanable> master wok is a fucking THING and not a PERSON?
<@khanable> MY MIND JUST EXPLODED
<@birryree> lol
<@khanable> fucking love getting food from master wok
<@khanable> but totally blown away that it's a thing
<@khanable> lol
<@khanable> so what is exactly
<@khanable> a pan or something?
<@birryree> wait, are you kidding?
<@birryree> i thought you were just joking, khanable
<@khanable> ..no
<@khanable> we have a master wok food place in my mall
<@khanable> always thought master wok was some guy |
#307383* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Gazgoyle: Yeah man, I do like working as a labourer for my gf's dad
Gazgoyle: £60 a day
Gazgoyle: For like 6 hours work
Helge Sverre: hmm not bad i guess :P
Gazgoyle: Yeah man, £10 an hour :D
Helge Sverre: no shit, i can count :D
Gazgoyle: :/ you sure? As when I last checked, you couldn't remember your own ageComment: Skype Convo
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#307382* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Crusader> Good bye Battlefield 3
<vonBoomslang> forever?
<Crusader> Maybe for 100 game hours
<Crusader> Guess what I got today?
<Doseux> A kitten?
<vonBoomslang> a girlfriend?
<ZAquanimus> a life?Comment: EquestrianStudy
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#307381* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@slav3_kitten> fatNINJA, i'll buy it then resell it to you for 150 more
< fatNINJA> Who what now?
<@slav3_kitten> the pistol you want
< fatNINJA> Oh. Well fuck you then.
< fatNINJA> I can go get a factory recert one for less than that.
<@slav3_kitten> 100 more?
<@slav3_kitten> think of me like lay away... you're going to pay some interest
<@slav3_kitten> and my transfer fees
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I'll pass and just go and buy direct.
<@slav3_kitten> i'd have to atleat get 50 more to cover shipping and transfer to me, then shipping from my ffl to yours
< fatNINJA> Or... I could just bid myself?
<@slav3_kitten> <fatNINJA> Who's gonna buy the unloved Sig for me?
<@slav3_kitten> you could, but you asked
< fatNINJA> Yeah well I was sleepy and thus can't be held accountable.
< fatNINJA> Ehh, if this gets bid any higher I won't be able to afford it anyway.
< fatNINJA> Bah! Sime one snipped my auction on a broken droid eris.
< fatNINJA> sniped even
<@slav3_kitten> that gives you more money to buy gun
< fatNINJA> I don't really need to buy any more this year.
-!- Squik has joined #gunfurries
< fatNINJA> Squik! You'll save me, want you? Some damn feline is trying to rip me off!
<@slav3_kitten> Squik, i'll cut you in for 35% of the profits, and a lovely night of sexComment: furnet
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#307380* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~HumanNoMore> my brain wants to go to sleep, my mind wants to be up, my body is "meh."
<~HumanNoMore> I don't know whether to go to bed, pass out on my chair with face on my keyboard, or stay up. |
#307379* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+mrdeadlocked> Question: Should the files that made works with
vegacomb to make it work, be suitable to work in ics.
<.<
<+mrdeadlocked> wow
<+mrdeadlocked> was that english
<+mrdeadlocked> Question: should the the that worked to make vegacomb work on the adam be usable in ics?
<yaMatt> not much better :P
<+blazingwolfwork>ROFLMAO
<+blazingwolfwork> i think you've been up to long.
<+mrdeadlocked> I went to sleep!
<+mrdeadlocked> <.<Comment: tablet rom hacking after the ics release in
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#307378* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ForteMezzo> Downloading AVA on steam :D
<~BlacklightBusy> AVA?
<@Tehimore_Winged> AVA?
<&Starbuck> AVA?
<&LunaBot> AVA?
<ForteMezzo> Alliance of Valiant Arms
<~BlacklightBusy> … XD
<EnmyPie|CV> ABA?Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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#307371* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Misery> Sometimes I do it for the former. Sometimes I have to stoop down to the level of #tropers and go troll them .-.
<Misery> not to mention my first stint there was pretty much an experiment on how much I could troll them without getting kicked out. Answer: I left by choice eventually |
#307370* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
13:18:05 <-> BAD_GRAMMAR_ADVICE is now known as worse_grammar_advice
<-> worse_grammar_advice is now known as Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married
<-> Sqozza_And_Kealper_Get_married is now known as Sqozza_Likes_Goatses
<-> Sqozza_Likes_Goatses is now known as Awesomeness
<Awesomeness> ignore those names, kthnx.
<Sqozza> hurr |
#307368* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<JoeyJo0> Oh wow, someone told me that 'this guy has acute autism.'
<JoeyJo0> ...what the fuck? |
#307367* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<slamm> lol guys i juste deleted my cookies im like cookiemonster
<slamm> lol |
#307366* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+MPR\splat> NO! DO NOT RUN! WE SHALL TAKE OUR STAND HERE VALIANTLY AGAINST THE NERDS!
<+MPR\splat> I ROLL A D20 FOR INITIATIVE!
<+MPR\splat> wait, shit
<@this1neguy> roll 1d20, over 10 takes a stand
<@this1neguy> roll y/n
<+MPR\splat> yes
<+MPR\splat> i'm even listening to battle music
<@this1neguy> result: 9
<+MPR\splat> SHIT
<@this1neguy> use your token of luck for a second roll?
<+MPR\splat> okay
<@this1neguy> result: 4
<@this1neguy> You fail to take a stand, and trip over a rock, falling over the edge of the cliff.
<@this1neguy> You plunge into the rocky waters behind you.
<@this1neguy> Roll 1d10 to attempt to save yourself? Under 5 survives the fall.
<+MPR\splat> uh yeah
<+MPR\splat> fine
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat rolls 1d10.
<@this1neguy> Result: 3.
<+MPR\splat> WELL FUCK YOU BITCH
<+MPR\splat> I CAST MAGIC MISSILE
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat survives the fall by grabbing a branch.
<+MPR\splat> AND THEN I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT IT
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat casts MAGIC MISSILE at the branch, blowing it up.
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat resumes falling into the water.
<+MPR\splat> THEN I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DM
<+MPR\splat> AND KILL HIM BEFORE I HIT THE WATER
<+MPR\splat> FREE OF MY BONDS AT LAST, I MANIPULATE SPACETIME AS I PLEASE
<+MPR\splat> AND SAVE MYSELF
<@this1neguy> Roll 1d6 to attempt MAGIC MISSILE cast at DM. Natural 6 kills the DM.
<@this1neguy> Roll?
<+MPR\splat> you're already dead but okay I'll kill the zombie dm
<@this1neguy> (I set the rules so you can't just kill the DM at your will.)
<+MPR\splat> you suck
<@this1neguy> MPR\splat rolls 1d6 to attempt to cast MAGIC MISSILE at the DM. Result: 6.
<+iPie> dude
<+MPR\splat> [final fantasy victory theme]
<@this1neguy> HE ROLLED A FUCKING NATURAL 6 TO KILL THE DM.
<@this1neguy> I CAN'T EVEN MAKE UP A RULE TO STOP THAT, THAT'S TOO FUCKING LUCKY.
<+MPR\splat> do I win some pancakes or something |
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Kevin: looking like I might get to move into a pretty boss living arrangement up there too
Josh: You're moving into an exec's office?
Kevin: lol
Kevin: no, coed town house.
Josh: Are they cute?
Kevin: heh, one is, though hopefully things won't go that way, crush on roommate could get very awkward
Josh: Yeah, no dating roommates.
Josh: Just casual hookups and drunken necking when appropriate.
Kevin: you cad
Josh: I do, but only Solidworks.
Kevin: /faceplant
Josh: Sounds like you need to exfoliate.
Josh: I AM UNSTOPPABLE
Kevin: and incorrigable
Josh: Whatever, I use cardboard all the time.
Kevin: ow ow ow |
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<agmlego> God that is sexy.
<agmlego> 4700 cores.
<agmlego> In what looks to be a relatively standard 2U.
<Stormgren> dooooooooooooood
<Stormgren> This means we can actually run Crysis at a decent framerate. :P |
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