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<MaltheJ> So I'm gonna make a TV-program for children that crosses breakfast and computing...
<MaltheJ> basically it's gonna be about this guy who rides in a buss with talking, omnipoten breakfast serial... It's called the universal serial buss |
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<sekyourbox> if you are good at rolling craps there is money to be made
<sekyourbox> poker and craps are really games of skill if you know what you are doing |
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<Godwinson> Or am I standing on the toilet?
<Celti> or are... you... what?
<Godwinson> "Confucius say, man who stand on toilet, high on pot."
<Godwinson> (My hobby, reverse euphemisms.) |
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<+maestro> this is the first time i've been employed full time after october in... ever i think...
<+maestro> i can actually afford to buy people nice presents for christmas
<+maestro> IT IS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE
<%[ill]will> go fuck tiny tim
<+maestro> i am not a penn state football coach |
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<+Andy^> afk-poop |
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<yukamichi> when I was 19 I never thought I'd be sitting around listening to Simon and Garfunkel when I'm 29
<yukamichi> but, here we are
<Avisch> yukamichi, when I was 12, I never thought I'd be discussing thigh sex with people online when I was 19. |
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<DML> Hmm. I need to figure out a way to produce "Classicore" to see if my pen pal's theory that you can create any new genre by simply taking an existing genre, using the worst of it, and adding '-core' to the end holds true with non-mainstream music.
<Celti> It would be nothing but remixes of Pachebel's Canon with too much cello.
<DML> Heh. And with an annoying synthesized background track. |
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<MostAwesomeDude> Here's an easy guide: How to tell if it's a bug?
<MostAwesomeDude> If it's listed in Minecraft Wiki under Trivia, it's a bug.
<MostAwesomeDude> If it's listed in a changelog as a -feature instead of a +feature, it's a bug.
<MostAwesomeDude> If it's not listed in a changelog, it's a bug.
<MostAwesomeDude> If Notch tweets about it more than once, it's a bug.
<MostAwesomeDude> Hopefully this clears some things up.
<electronicsRules> MostAwesomeDude: By your last statement, *minecraft* *itself* is a bug
<MostAwesomeDude> electronicsRules: Well, yes.
<MostAwesomeDude> Don't tell anybody though.Comment: #mcdevs on freenode
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<Jello> roast chicken omg!
<Jello> The skin is taut and caramel colored, like your sister.
<Duke> ... you're rather weird, dear.
<Jello> And it's a thing of beauty.
<Jello> The meat is tender and moist, also like your sister |
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<Tautology_Man> I have superpowers because I'm a superhero!
<Tautology_Man> I'm a superhero because I have superpowers! |
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TheLurkerMan: It will be 12/12/12 12:12:12 exactly 1 year, 1 month, 1 day, 1 hour, 1 minute, and 1 second after 11/11/11 11:11:11. |
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<+krolle> so, what's people doing ?
<%digztytwo> krolle - hip-hopping
<+krolle> nice
<+chaoshax> Is that when you jump from one hip to the other?
<+chaoshax> Or do you jump on your hips?
<%digztytwo> chaoshax - pretty much
<%digztytwo> i look pretty ridiculous right now. |
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Cool_Steve: on the news they just showed a video of two cats in conflict, and one stands up on its hind legs like "come at me bro, I'm taller"
Katze: that sounds cute but at the same time i'm wondering what kind of news you're watching...
Cool_Steve: the local mews has smaller/stupid stories right at the end |
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<Sentcool> im switching to away now, need to do some 3d lessons :)
<okkie> that sounds like you're going to learn how to move in 3d lol "I have been living in 2d for too long, now i'm going to learn how to live in 3d"
<okkie> might just me though |
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<o11c> google hangout: a place to communicate via text while watching each other laugh on video |
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* Icu wonders if he's disconnected
* Icu Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<~HumanNoMore> yep. |
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<sad> milambar and fluffy love each other probably
<sad> such passion betwen them
<FluffyProme> jelly :P
<sad> yea my dick is jelly
<FluffyProme> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
<milambar> they can fix that with viagra
<sad> na i can do that alone
<FluffyProme> yanno, there are certain pills which can make it harder
<sad> tnx any way for your experience
<sad> we dont use viagra here
<sad> na we control it here
<milambar> thats why its jelly, obviously
<sad> yeah im not gay like you both
<sad> to get a boner on chat
<FluffyProme> nice selfpwning :P
<sad> you probably both are now horny sooo ... i will leave you alone xd
<FluffyProme> we r not that lucky...
<sad> you seriously are pretending to be or you really are the dumbest creature i met
<sad> ... off
<FluffyProme> u met me? didn't notice...
<milambar> http://qdb.us/307333
<FluffyProme> I've never understood those jokes like "in soviet russia, car drives you", but now I see like "in bulgaria, I'm stupid and sad is smart, funny and makes sense" :P
<FluffyProme> hahaha
<FluffyProme> new sig :P
<sad> http://qdb.us/307334
<milambar> that quote will get deleted by a moderator
<milambar> because you didn't bother to read the posting rules
<milambar> 1) No timestamps
<milambar> 2) No joins or parts
<milambar> 3) the comment line is to be used only for stating the channel and network
<sad> you probably made the moderator a blowjob
<milambar> No need to be jelly
<sad> uh no tnx i get hard only on girlsComment: staticbox.net
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< sad> such passion betwen them
< FluffyProme> jelly :P
< sad> yea my dick is jelly
< FluffyProme> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLComment: staticbox.net
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<Ekevoo> Lost fandom may be huge, but it has been the most whiny fandom I've been a part of. And I'm a furry, so that's saying something.
<Secret_Agent_Man|Work> You hear that Lost fans? Furries are better than you
<Ekevoo> Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.
<Tenaris> Dude i know the fandom personally and it's an entire different thing co-- oh no you didn't :o |
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bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: anal sex is why condoms were invented, it's like when you put parchment down on a cookie sheet
bigger_longer_and_you_know_what: personally I have no desire to stick my torpedo in anyone's unshielded thermal exhaust port, even if the rest of the trench run is so awesome I can do it with my eyes closed. |
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<lazyalt> hi warpy
<`WarpKat> hai!
<lazyalt> greetings from Israel
<`WarpKat> Israel?
<`WarpKat> wtf you doing in Israel? making a new house somewhere?
<lazyalt> something like that
<`WarpKat> lol
<lazyalt> loooking at all these fine israeli women
<lazyalt> the sound on this TV is all screwed up. it sounds like everyone is choking on something
<`WarpKat> dude - that's just how they speak out there
<lazyalt> oh
<lazyalt> shows you what I know |
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<Niski> the memory cost me just over 100 total, it's really fucking cheap these days
<Niski> unlike hard dicks which cost a thailanders arm and leg
<Niski> dohoho
<Niski> *discs
<Niski> ...
<Niski> dohoho indeed |
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<Yng> it is what
<Yng> 9.00 in the morning
<Yng> and I am reading about pre-islamic agriculture
<Yng> ...
<Yng> WAS READING A CAMBRIDGE HISTORY OF ISLAM SUCH A GOOD IDEA GUYS
<Yng> PROBABLY NOTComment: #isharia
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skyboy: imgur > photobucket
TheLurkerMan: ^
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<Frosty> pdf downloaded to my folder Football and Monster Trucks
<Frosty> (my ponies folder) |
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