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< dann123_1> tere
<&Talia> Good day and welcome to #help. Please state the nature of your IRC emergency
dann123_1 has left IRC (Connection reset by peer)Comment: #help on GeekShed (irc.geekshed.net)
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< Coderjoe> how am I supposed to spend money on s3 if i can't push data into it?
< Coderjoe> i'm trying to push the scientific american issues in, and it keeps dropping the connection
< Coderjoe> "connection reset by peer"
<@chronomex> your problem is that sciam isn't a peer-review journal |
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<+Chaos1> Alright. Titanium, youre package is all packed and raped with tape.
<+Titanium2> awesomeComment: Freudian slip?
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< BombedCarnivore> I'd rather have a Super V
< dorknexus_> who wouldn't want a super vagina
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<+aedinius> Speaking of.
< dorknexus_> haha
< Model192> suck it |
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<+Asestorian> I was dragged down to give blood today
<+Asestorian> but when we got there they said they were closing up
<+Asestorian> but I got a "give blood" wrist band thing anyway
<+Asestorian> so now it looks like I am good person
<+Asestorian> but I don't actually have to be one |
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* Dave2 fucks off
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<Glaug-Eldare> government clowns
<Glaug-Eldare> socialist clownocracy
<Glaug-Eldare> tellin the country man how to throw his own partyComment: #furaffinity on #furnet
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DHR: what was the first genre you got into, and do you use it as any base for your tracks now? (e.g. Liam Howlet used to be a hip hop/breakbeat dj which formed a basis for loads of the tracks he did early on)
chiasm: i got into industrial in 1992
chiasm: before that I only knew pop and classical, really
DHR: you familiar with klute?
chiasm: yes, i love klute
DHR: best track?
chiasm: incest. lol.
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kwn2k: hey all..
DanVanCrone: lo
Aghast: Heya.
Elucidate: Mornin.
kwn2k: any news i haven't heard?
Someone: chiasm likes incest |
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Thurmond: WHEN A MOMMY AND A DADDY LOVE EACH OTHER
Thurmond: (finish the story)
JBIC: YOU'RE ABORTED |
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<DivineEntity> I want to make big monies !
<DivineEntity> maybe time to take up blow jobbin
<notdavis> I dont think blow jobs are where the big monies are
<lisa> depends on volume and skill.
<Billy> didn't japan mechanize that process?
<DivineEntity> its a subsided income .. to combine with your normal job
<Billy> I recall seeing an arcade console wherein the joystick was...
<DivineEntity> normal job + blow jobbin = big monies
<notdavis> again, I'm thinking you could make more pan handling that just blowing
<notdavis> blow jobs tend to be undercut
<DivineEntity> orrr
<DivineEntity> pan handling + normal job + blow jobbin = big big monies
<DivineEntity> I'm on to something here ... |
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TIME FOR A SCARY HALLOWEEN STORY!
The Shit... that... Wouldn't... Flush!! |
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<satan> i live in oakland
<satan> we don't get trick or treaters, just tear gas :'(
<Alisaihin> heh, tear gas. Wait. That shouldn't be funny.Comment: Hm. Someone is kinda messed up.
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<socamx> 40 hours of no power
<socamx> i'm so far behind on the internet now
<DoubleV> I once took a shit that lasted 20 minutes and I was very far from my smartphone, I felt lostComment: Global Gamers
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< Morgan> you feel that you owe the government?
-!- Mayor_Bloomberg [LOLNOTFORQDB] has
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-!- Mayor_Bloomberg was kicked from #occupywallst by raijin [you should
know better]
< disassociated> haComment: Occupy Wall Street channel on Freenode
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RedNifre left the chat room. ("Verlassend")
SeySayux: Whenever I see yet another German XChat user with the default quit message "Verlassend", that somehow makes me picture someone being relieved after a defecation. (Might have something to do with it being similar to the Dutch word "verlossend", which means relieving) |
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ponigirl: my sister is a pool noodle bully
Motoko: Your sister seems like quite the menace.
JBridge: She can be.
JBridge: She makes good cookies, anyway.
ponigirl: wrong sibling.
ponigirl: oh wait, did she make those ones?
Motoko: I would ship, but I'm not sure any girl should have that inflicted on her.
ponigirl: haha
Motoko: Does she know how horribly depraved JBridge is?
Motoko: I think she needs to be warned.
JBridge: She does know.
JBridge: Now back to Driver.
Motoko: You used the word "ahegao", JBridge. I don't think there is enough warning for that.
JBridge: Once!
ponicalica: what's ahegao?
Solstace: "
Solstace: A term used to describe the facial expressions of hentai anime girls who are being raped, and hence their mental health has hit rock bottom. Ahe Gao is usually a combination of expressions of happiness, sadness, disappointment, and futility."
ponicalica: *sigh*
JBridge: Just so we're clear, not my kind of fetish.
Motoko: That you have to clarify this should indicate something about you, JBridge!
Solstace: lol
JBridge: Point taken.
JBridge: That said, I am offended.
JBridge: I do not enjoy such filth! I only enjoy good, wholesome futanari!
Motoko: You brought it on yourse-- *spittake*
JBridge: As well as some other things.
Motoko: JBridge, I have some disappointing news about the real world...
Solstace: .....
JBridge: Oh, I know.
JBridge: That's what invasive surgery is for.
Motoko: So you say, but... you did not just say that.
JBridge: I did say that.
Motoko: -___-
Motoko: Solstace, I think he needs another round.
JBridge: In all seriousness, I tend to be rather picky.
You have been kicked by Solstace: (Ahegao)
The topic for #MadokaMadness is: (stuff)
***Motoko high-fives Solstace
JBridge: I couldn't look at something like that in good conscience.
JBridge: Rape stuff, that is.
JBridge: Yet I have RapeLay, if only to satisfy my morbid curiosity.
Motoko: Stop explaining it to us, JBridge. You're just digging the hole deeper... unless digging holes is a fetish of yours too.
JBridge: Man, I really have become desensitized.
JBridge: No, it isn't.
JBridge: Yet.
Solstace: .....
Motoko: I can only agree with Solstace here!
You have been kicked by ponicalica: (I feel this is necessary.)
JBridge: Should I rant on realism in hentai, or go back to playing my game?
Solstace: JBridge: Well, when you start fapping to Mai-chan's Daily Life, it'd be a good idea to know where your parents keep the guns....
JBridge: Yeah, no.
Solstace: :P
JBridge: I ain't fappin' to that any time soon.
JBridge: Of course, if I did read it I'd probably be mostly interested in how Mai's regenerative powers work.
Motoko: JBridge, I'm ashamed to say that I'd like to hear your rant, just to see how depraved you can get!
JBridge: OK.
JBridge: First of all, relationships.
JBridge: I am of the opinion that virgins should never write porn.
ponicalica: Just to get it out of the way: >realism >hentai
ponicalica: >laughinggirls.jpg
JBridge: Really, the problem most porn has is that it's paced improperly.
Motoko: nononononononono, I didn't actually mean that you should *do* it, JBridge!
JBridge: It's like a joke five seconds of setup and ten minutes of punchline.
JBridge: See, now you have me started!
Motoko: That was more of a remark on morbid curiosity than an invitation to actually say anything!
Motoko left the room (Kicked by Solstace (False encouragement)).
You have been kicked by Solstace: (Stop)
Motoko [~iwatani@2600:3c03::f03c:91ff:fe93:3d6f] entered the room.
JBridge: You shouldn't have told me that you wanted to her it, then!
Solstace: >:|
Motoko: I could have phrased that in a less inviting manner, yes...
JBridge: Yes.
Motoko: I apologize if my grasp of language isn't quite so refined at 4:45 in the morning!
JBridge: Anyway, porn is just a genre. Due to the emotion it's designed to arouse, it tends to be placed in a category of its own.
JBridge: But it is nothing more than a genre when viewed properly.
JBridge: And frankly, I'm annoyed that it isn't getting the care it deserves.
JBridge: Anyway, back to Driver: San Francisco.
JBridge: Even though I'm in Marin right now.
Solstace: Oh, good, you're stopping.
Motoko: Why aren't you just taking a car out and driving around the real San Francisco?
Motoko: Such a missed opportunity, JBridge.
JBridge: When properly viewed, nothing is lewd.
JBridge: Also, no driver's license.
JBridge: Besides, I'd have to pay a toll in order to get into SF.
Motoko: It's not like what you're going to do will be legal anyway!
Motoko: And this is why you're inside playing video games instead.
JBridge: Or I could drive around the south bay, but screw that.
JBridge: Yep.
JBridge: Besides, games are more fun.
JBridge: Can I possess people and use their cars to take down criminals? No!
JBridge: Yes, that's a legitimate tactic in this game. Take out a criminal's vehicle by possessing someone in the oncoming lane and ram them.
JBridge: It's fun.
Motoko: You just haven't tried, JBridge.
JBridge: Oh believe me, I have.
ponicalica: Motoko: Are you encouraging JBridge again?
ponicalica: Remember what happened last time you did that?
JBridge: I've only managed to possess myself, thus far.
Motoko: At least he wouldn't be in here talking about porn! |
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<+divVerent> Do you, Mr. Bougo, take Arch Linux for your lawfully installed operating system, to run in UEFI Secure Boot on your computer?
<+divVerent> Will you use, update, administrate, and support it from this day forward, forsaking all others, keeping only unto it for as long as it shall boot?
<+MrBougo> No, I do not and I will not
<+divVerent> I think this answer will get you a kernel panic within 10 seconds
<+divVerent> *looking for exploit quickly*Comment: BRLOGENSHFEGLE doesn't lol
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< o11c> it's kind of annoying that I can only see the IP list when choosing a single post
<~Freeyorp> phpbb system is a pain to deal with
<~Freeyorp> It says a lot that there are some operations I'd rather just query the database for directly |
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Me: rainy day...
Tim: Random comment much.
Me: hey, weather is a conversation starter...
Tim: For a generaly broad catagory of conversations.
Me: So, how's the whether there?
Tim: I bloody fucking wonder.
Me: So do i... weird.
Tim: How so?
Me: So, how is the weather there?
Tim: It is as it is.Comment: Text Messaging
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<pandabear> Midterms were due yesterday
<pandabear> My freind wrote all his answers on a scroll
<pandabear> The teacher gave him an A xD |
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< home> hi
< home> what can I leran fro the mana world?
< home> I am interested in creating an mmorpg. myself
< Anonycat> if you want to attract lots of people, add lots and lots of hats |
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<RedMachineD>i went and took a dump, right
<RedMachineD>and i'm over at my ex's place
<RedMachineD>and so i dump and flush
<anal_octopus>no, that's not right
<RedMachineD>and the goddamn toilet clogs
<anal_octopus>you did not take a dump
<jas>wtf is this shit
<RedMachineD>and i look for a plunger and there is none
<RedMachineD>and i'm like aaaaahhhhh fuck shit fuck
<RedMachineD>so i go rooting around for a plunger in her bathroom and the closets
<RedMachineD>and i finally find one
<RedMachineD>so i plunge and plunge and plunge
<RedMachineD>water goes down a bit, still won't flush
<RedMachineD>and i keep at it
<RedMachineD>i did that cycle eight times before it cleared
<anal_octopus>what the hell did you eat
<RedMachineD>so i wash my hands and clean the plunger and put it back
<RedMachineD>and i'm like
<RedMachineD>there's no way i could have clogged it
<RedMachineD>so i ask connor if he used the bathroom today
<RedMachineD>and he did
<RedMachineD>TO FLUSH A FUCKING SNOW GLOVE
<RedMachineD>BECAUSE HE FUCKING FOUND FUTURAMA ON YOUTUBE
<RedMachineD>AND SAW THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THE SEWERS
<anal_octopus>ahahahahahaha
<anal_octopus>is connor her little brother or something
<RedMachineD>connor is my sonComment: #420chan
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Hardcore porn?
Hardpore corn. |
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10:33:00 -!- aryan [75c4f663@platinum-B603F6B1.mibbit.com] has joined #themanaworld
10:33:13 < aryan> anyone there?
10:34:02 -!- aryan [75c4f663@platinum-B603F6B1.mibbit.com] has quit [Quit: mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
10:42:33 <&o11c> no
10:44:11 < Yubaba> hes gone
10:44:22 <&o11c> exactly |
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<Brunez> Can anyone take out that BlackBrunez
<Zenothist> well, I'll see what I can get out of it
<Brunez> ?
<Brunez> I had a little problem with my IRC
*** Speeder kicked BlackBrunez from the channel: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
*** Zenothist kicked Brunez from the channel: Brunez
<Speeder> LOL
<Speeder> IDIOT
<Speeder> LOL
<Zenothist> wait
<Zenothist> oh
<Speeder> I laughed.
<Zenothist> goddamn
<Jargalhurts> lolol
* @Graion|Away claps hands
<Zenothist> shut up Graion, you're away
* Jargalhurts can't stop lauqhing
<Zenothist> you can't revel in my ineptitude
<Zenothist> : <
<Graion|Away> I didn't saya sinle word yet. :p
<Zenothist> you said two
<Zenothist> claps
<Zenothist> and hands
<Zenothist> and I like neither of those |
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