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[Kenji] large god portion, was only 98p
[Kenji] cod.. |
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<cmnky> i just woke up, whatever it was, it's not my fault ... and your yellow saturday gold pants are ugly
<cmnky> golfComment: ##linux on freenode
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<Dark_Malarky> …hay…if Colgate is Drunkgate when drunk and Sleepgate when sleeping…
<Trollestia> ...?
<Xiagu> is she Watergate when wet?
<Dark_Malarky> …does that mean when she goes afk for a sec to get a glass of water—?
<Dark_Malarky> DARN YOU XIAGU
<ZeroParadox> Yes.
• Xiagu messed up your deliveryComment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Orochi> I'm not entirely convinced my brain is physically in my skull
<@Kit> It's in your cock, instead.
<@Kit> ^^ You asked for it.
<~Orochi> nah I don't think its there either, as much as I beat the fuck out of that thing, I'd be a vegetable by now if it wasComment: #Demonpop, irc.nightstar.net
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(benDos) grawity, it is going to work
(benDos) It is going to be slow as shit
(benDos) But it will work
(dcguru) my dog has diarrhea. That shit is fast. |
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< ALX| --Log opened at 2009-10-23 06:57--
. | CoJaBo> Ok, I'll buy that for a sec...
. | CoJaBo> Theres a proposition. Much petitioning, lobbying, and protests ensue, theres a huge debate, but finnally it passes into law-
. | CoJaBo> Porn is outlawed in the US. Now what?
. | kile> REJOICEEE!!
. | CoJaBo> Why? Some dude in Washington signed his name on a piece of paper. Nothing happened.
. | CoJaBo> (except the mass loss of jobs in an entire industry).
. | kile> ?
. | CoJaBo> Nothing changed. People are still downloading porn.
. | kile> Arrestt them then.
. | CoJaBo> How? You dont know whos doing it.
. | kile> but their breaking the law!
. | CoJaBo> Indeed. But how do you find them?
. | kile> trace their ip?
. | CoJaBo> You go to the owner of www {dot} TwoLesbiansOneBanana {dot} web and demand their membership records. They refuse. "Silly Americans, porn is legal here in Zimbabwe!"
. | kile> get a warrent.
. | CoJaBo> The US has no jurisdiction in forign countries.
. | kile> arrest them anyway.
. | CoJaBo> Arrest who?
. | kile> the perverts
. | CoJaBo> But you dont know who they are!
. | kile> Check their internet history.
. | CoJaBo> The judge refuses to grant you a warrent for "internet records on every united states citizen".
. | CoJaBo> Spying on US Citizens? How dare you!
. | kile> no,only the perverts
. | CoJaBo> You cant. You still dont know who they are.
. | ! kile has left
. | lollz> ha, owned
. > CoJaBo> Censorship FTL.
< ALX> Its called SOPA.
< ALX> Censorship FTL, FTL.
< CoJaBo> o_OComment: SOPA Blackout Day, Jan 18, 2012
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<gws_> brb
<gws_> back
<gws_> man that was a lot of scroll to read |
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< BlacklightShining> … O.O
< BlacklightShining> F_reant WHAT
<~Fireant> BlacklightShining, what are you doing here.
<~Fireant> You know I hate you :P
< BlacklightShining> nothing
< BlacklightShining> not here
<~Fireant> SOPA will ban you xD
< BlacklightShining> !moon
<&DerpyBot> Grab my tail, BlacklightShining!
-!- BlacklightShining was kicked from #EquestriaDaily by DerpyBot [To the moon!]
<~Fireant> Good.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Lunasta> Lemme rephrase that
<Scuro> The sopa is as bad as making pizza into a vegetable O_o
<@BlacklightShining> this ^
<@BlacklightShining> v that
<@BlacklightShining> lol, agreeing with whatever line is posted next
<Unidentified20XD6> Lik dis if u cri evr tim.Comment: #TheSOPAForum on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<~Fireant> Let us for now stop the SOPA talk and think.
<Solo> When a bunch of female ponies group together in protest, is it called a fillybuster?
<Solo> ^ I stopped talking about SOPA and thought.Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Adonis> man my buddy from Atlanta is coming down so he txts me asks me if he wants me to bring any food down and shit
<Adonis> so I txt him back to go to this chinese place to get me some dumplings and stuff
<Adonis> then I txt him oh man you go to try their smoked dick it's awesome
<Adonis> I meant to say smoked duck
<Adonis> I had to txt him like 20 times that was a mistake
<bofh`> hahahahaha
<bofh`> yeah, not gonna talk your way out of that one
<Adonis> yeah now I don't think he's going to bring me back any food |
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Stushla: and who gives a shit about their teeth after your 40?
@mauZzz: But that's still another 23 years...
@mauZzz: Stushla, what do I do for another 23 years while people DO care? D:
@mauZzz: I crave your sage dental advice. D:Comment: #Steam - EsperNet
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Bran: why do i keep hitting ctrl w
Lime Flavored Dragon: idk
Bran: Oh man
Lime Flavored Dragon: but stop doing that
Bran: reminds me of 8th grade Comp Sci
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Jacen left chat.
Bran: My teacher would randomly tell people
Bran: Hit Ctrl-W, quick!
Jacen entered chat.
Lime Flavored Dragon: lol
Bran: Did you wonder what Ctrl W did Jacen?
Jacen: Dammit. I pushed ctrl+w to see what it does
Bran: lmao
Lime Flavored Dragon: lololol
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[17:10:58] ← LunaBot left IRC. (Quit: Luna IRC 0.3.5. Praise the goddess of the night.)
[17:11:01] ← MrMooMoo left IRC. (Connection closed)
[17:11:09] → MrMooMoo joined the channel.
[17:11:09] Luna sets mode +qo MrMooMoo MrMooMoo
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[17:11:18] Luna sets mode +ao LunaBot LunaBotComment: Timestamps left for context | #MoonAfterDark on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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-!- Emmis [Emmis@Difficult.to.say] has joined #LunasLoftOOC
-!- mode/#LunasLoftOOC [+h Emmis] by Celestia
<%Emmis> What the heck, why was I kicked O.O;
<%Emmis> I didn't even notice I wasn't here lol
<%Trixter> lol
<%Trixter> it happened a while ago
<%Trixter> Blacklight actually purged the channel
<%Trixter> ppl were impersonating others and it annoyed him
<%Trixter> he tempbanned himself for power abuse afterwards
<%Emmis> lol wth
<%Trixter> IKR?
<%Trixter> Blacklight gonna BlacklightComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<brjannc> note: "crossing it out" is not a valid mathematical operation ;)
<Spudstabber> YES IT DAMN WELL IS
<yamar> it isComment: Just another mathematical discussion.
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<mau5ie> Time to go swing around my Blowjob. |
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<Tamber> It's my goddamn channel, I'll beat the horse however much I want.
* Sykformer runs over to it
* Sykformer whaps it
<Sykformer> HA i helped
<ultraviolet> ...If this is your channel, why aren't you any kind of high rank?
* ChanServ sets mode +q #geekfurs Tamber
<ultraviolet> ToucheComment: #geekfurs on FurNet
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-!- Fluttershi is now known as Hipsterluna
<~Semipresent_Darkness> !mask Hipsterluna
<&LunaBot> Hipsterluna is Hipsterluna!Fluttershi@Hipsterluna.is.my.waifuComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<TheNoodle> You need to do this....
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> .coin 10000000
<TheNoodle> That'll do something. :D
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<yamar> .coin 1000000000
<TheNoodle> lolled
<yamar> there
<Luke> Why you kill my VPS :<
<adpaolucci> lol, guys leave Lukes bot alone, your going to cause such a load on the server
<TheNoodle> It's more the concurrent commands
<TheNoodle> Luke, implement thread management or at least limit things like .coin :P
<Luke> You froze all of my websites just then ;-;Comment: About the 4th time we broke the bot.
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< Hajuu> theres 6.8 billion people
<+CoJaBo> 7 billion now
<+Cradam> i remember when it was 6.5
< Layke> I remember when it was 2.
< Hajuu> No you don't.
< Layke> (Adam and Eve)
< Layke> people not billion :)
<+CoJaBo> How can there be 6.5 people in the world? :P
* Hajuu slices up CoJaBo
-!- CoJaBo is now known as CoJ
* CoJ is half
<+CoJ> Gah, its taken
-!- CoJ is now known as CoJaBo
* CoJaBo doesn't want to get molested by nickserv, see
<+Cradam> Cra :Nickname is already in use. WHA!!!?
<+Cradam> no fair
-!- Hajuu is now known as Ha
< Ha> suck it nerds
<+CoJaBo> "Ha is now known as Guest4327854"
-!- Cradam is now known as sin
<+sin> suck it!
-!- Ha is now known CoJaBo_
< CoJaBo_> Hi guise
< CoJaBo_> I hate evre1ololoo9ololol9ol
<+sin> CoJaBo_: dont do that!
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<+sin> CoJaBo: HA!
-!- sin is now known as Cradam
<+CoJaBo> epic.
-!- Hajuu [~hajuu@r180-216-68-40.cpe.vividwireless.net.au] has joined #web
<+CoJaBo> XD
<+Cradam> Hajuu: you asked for that
<+Killswitch> What the fuck are you faggots doing?Comment: Freenode #web
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ajc: something messed up in billing center?
gws: no, billingcenter is sending lovely, wonderful, refulgent XML
gws: ...none of those adjectives belong in the same sentence as 'XML'
ajc: <comment>
<subject>roflz</subject>
<text>You mean this isn't clear?</text>
</comment>
gws: <?xml version="1.0" ?>
<commentreply> fu </commentreply> |
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<MiX-MaN> damn bash.. come one
<MiX-MaN> i havent been on here in like a year
<MiX-MaN> and its only 3 pages of new comments
<John> qdb.us
<John> hate me now
<MiX-MaN> meh
<MiX-MaN> qdb has too many unfunny ones
<MiX-MaN> unless its changed
<John> qdb only has funny ones
<MiX-MaN> （╯°□°）╯︵ sn˙qpbComment: Coffeenet
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<@pan> Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties.
<@pan> Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic.
<@pan> Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants
<@pan> Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.
<@pan> :(
<@pan> Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist.
<@pan> :) |
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<brjannc> wow, we went from the six-million-dollar man to adam west Batman to the Beatles. |
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