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<tickleweasel> it would be fine if you're naturally low on hair and wax your junk, but for people with hairy butts and thighs its still going to end up with your penis head shooting bolts like a tesla coil at the nearest graduate student it can |
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[Leftie] For some reason i thought it'd be cool to drink sweetcorn from the can
[Leftie] forgot sweetcorn cans have liquid in them
[Leftie] THE LIQUID IS DISGUSTING
[Leftie] AND ALL OVER MY HANDS
[Leftie] ITS STICKY AS FUCK AND WON'T COME OFF D: |
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[Leftie] My password is password protected, but i leave it unlocked 24/7 once i've logged in initially.
[Leftie] my password is password protected
[Leftie] what the fuck
[Leftie] ENGAGE THE BRAIN FOX. |
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<MrMooMoo> Gosh I think Im weird.
<MrMooMoo> ¿Agree?
<Cakeness> Your in a fandom where we all love a little girls show about ponies. WE are as weird as it gets X
<Cakeness> XD
<%Kembe> mhmm
<%Kembe> not to meantion...
<%Kembe> !rule i^34
<&LunaBot> Rules of the Internet, section 34: There is porn of it. No exceptions.
<MrMooMoo> Well I don't think that part is weird.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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Vespucci: God... I think I've been seeing this girl long enough that I'm supposed to get her flowers on V-Day.
Vespucci: I spend too much time thinking about this girl.
Vespucci: I don't get anything done now, between spending time with her, texting her, looking for deals on flowers for her, explaining my feelings to her. This is turning into bullshit.
Vespucci: Fook man... I heard this radio add for a dozen roses (dunno what color, don't give a shit) for $20. Can't find that florist though.
Vespucci: Fuck it. I'm splitting the difference with some $10 flowers from the grocery store on the 7th.
Vespucci: That's "valentine's day" enough for me.
Vespucci: Granted... come steak and blow job day I'm lucky to net a hamburger and a 30 second tug...
Orca: Vespucci: It must be love
Orca: you should marry her and have some kids
Vespucci: Maybe I'm better off just keeping chicks chained up in the basement.
Vespucci: Less work.
Vespucci: Well, at least less emotional investment. |
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<CCKeane> Whoa I need to look up how liquids work
<CCKeane> Because I forgot
<Authorman> The don't wear shirts, yell BROTHER a lot and get their arms grafted to awesome gay men.
<CCKeane> ???? |
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<thirdboxcar> no one knows how to directly link to a filtered-by-type content overview page?
<self> thirdboxcar: emulate it with a view and link to that?
<carwinyoung> thirdboxcar: not without creating a view really
<timplunkett> thirdboxcar: build a view with vbo
<self> Three agree; it has been done.Comment: #drupal-support
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<mcdonc> let loose the hounds of war
<Ergo^> "who let the dogs out" la la la....Comment: #repoze
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< Snp> oh man
< Snp> just had a shower
< Snp> then the need to fart arises
< Snp> and im like yeah why not
< Snp> notherfucker
< Snp> was a wet one
<@damier> I hate when that happens.
<@ralish> ......
< Snp> damn ass juices. |
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<huddler> I have a question, is inspirircd still being developed? and updated?
<SmallR2002> huddler: no, they use a series of 8 balls to create bits of data and input them into the code |
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< Ancalagon> I'm sorry, I missed a conversation about pooping?
< Ancalagon> Damnit!
< Ancalagon> Ironically I was in the bathroom. |
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<Hibby> what went wrong in my life
<Hibby> watching my little pony on my own in teh flat with beer |
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<devin> i'm dead
<Rena> oh great now the channel is haunted
<Bagel> what's worse is that devin really is a banana despite what he believed
<Bagel> so we're haunted by banana ghost
<Rena> and here I thought someone had just farted after eating a ton of bananas
<Rena> wait, if you did that, would you have radioactive farts
<Rena> ...Mr Rogers was inspired by TV. He saw people throwing pies at eachother and said "such amazing technology and we're using it for *this*!?" He'd have a heart attack if he could see the internet today.Comment: we never did resolve the radioactive farts issue
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< pipe> My electronics component store changed its website a few years ago
< pipe> *everyone* hated it
< pipe> It's been a common engineering joke since then
< pipe> Yesterday oslt there was some news on their website: "New improved website! You can now use the back button in your browser to navigate back to the previous page!"Comment: web 2.0
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<woopdee> Chilean officials said they were hoping to bring the first miner to the surface before midnight.
<TestDummy> But then Java crashed? |
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<WTF> give me a good name, and ill suck your dick. |
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* Sarig has joined
<Sarig> and he's not even in
<Sarig> so disappointed
<@Z`> he smaller than he claimed eh
<Sarig> I'll admit
<Sarig> didn't plan that one |
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<andro> makes owls binbag fetish look normal
<Jorfs> it's not funny
<Beans> Oh?
<Jorfs> don't joke about owls binbag fetish
<Beans> I did try to fuck a dead cat, btw. If you'd like to know.
<noontekno> how can someone make tiiim look normal
<noontekno> oh
<Hendricks> ..
<Jorfs> wait binbag fetish?
<noontekno> yeah you make tiiim look like ghandi
<Jorfs> wait, what, dead cat?
<Beans> lol
<andro> ...............................................
<andro> just go away beans
<Jorfs> necrobestiality?!?
<Beans> A ginger tabby I later threw in a river.
<Jorfs> oh jesus christ |
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<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes \lambda P. \lambda x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[(\lambda y.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> \forall x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
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<cky> "Nothing is better than sex. Masturbation is better than nothing. Therefore, masturbation is better than sex."
<jmkeyes> ohhh logical fallacies
<cky> jmkeyes: Indeed!!
<cky> The fallacy here being that "nothing" is not a single point, but is a massive space.
<cky> And that the two "nothings" above refer to different points in that space.
<KirarinSnow> cky: the fallacy is that 'nothing' is not of the same semantic type as any particular thing
<KirarinSnow> though it appears to be syntactically the same
<KirarinSnow> a particular thing is of type e
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' is of type <<e, t>, t>
<KirarinSnow> in other words, to evaluate a sentence "the cake is a lie", where "the cake" is an expression of type e denoting an object
<KirarinSnow> and "is a lie" is an expression of type <e, t> (that is, a predicate mapping objects of type e to truth values)
<KirarinSnow> we apply the function denoted by "is a lie", which is λx.[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> to the individual denoted by "the cake"
<KirarinSnow> and we get a truth value
<KirarinSnow> with 'nothing', on the other hand, you have the sentence "nothing is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you can't apply the same function because 'nothing' is not an expression of type e
<KirarinSnow> instead, you apply the function denoted by 'nothing' to the predicate instead
<KirarinSnow> 'nothing' denotes λP.∀x.~P(x)
<KirarinSnow> when you apply this lambda to the function denoted by "is a lie"
<KirarinSnow> you get by beta reduction
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[(λy.[y is a lie])(x)]
<KirarinSnow> another round of beta reduction gives you
<KirarinSnow> ∀x.~[x is a lie]
<KirarinSnow> this is how quantifiers work in semantics (on the basic level)
<KirarinSnow> linguists love lambdas
<Daeken> wow
<Daeken> it's rare that 30 lines here will go completely over my head. you pulled it off. |
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<@Mr_Shifty> I like my women like I like my gravy.
<@reimero> On my meat |
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< Spose> Holy ****! What is this?! Forged in gods very flame! Do my eyes, tell me lies, a new Elder Scrolls game?
< BlacklightBusy> > new Elder Scrolls game
< BlacklightBusy> OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< BlacklightBusy> DEAR CELESTIA NO
< Testsubject75> Wait....
< Testsubject75> New. elder scrolls game?
< Spose> BlacklightBusy: OH GOSH NOT ANOTHER SKYRIM
< Spose> >Implying Skyrim was bad.
< BlacklightBusy> …no…
< BlacklightBusy> I just don't want another round over overused memes
< BlacklightBusy> e.g., arrow-to-the-knww
< BlacklightBusy> knee *
< BlacklightBusy> see, even my keyboard hates it :P
< Testsubject75> Lol
< Spose> I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you.
< BlacklightBusy> …
< BlacklightBusy> NO
< BlacklightBusy> NO
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< Spose> But then I got bored of it.
-!- BlacklightBusy [Blackl@cloud-4c2ins.Cape_Sunrise.Equestria] has joined #EquestriaDaily
< BlacklightBusy> …oh. In that case, nvm -.-Comment: #EquestriaDaily on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Stringer> Well, yes, there was a warning that I missed. And this is Monday. I missed that, too. Being retired just messes up day recognition something fierce. |
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<~`BlacklightShining> I am such a troll, lol
<~`BlacklightShining> so I wrote a little shell script and crontab entry…the script kills Adobe Flash every five seconds, the crontab entry launches the script when the computer boots
<~`BlacklightShining> so I called up Apple tech support pretending to not know what to do…“I can't play YouTube videos!”
<%Enms> Haha.
<%Enms> What do they say?
<~`BlacklightShining> so far, we've rebooted the computer several times, “reinstalled” Flash—even though it was never /un/installed…
<%Trixter> lol
<~`BlacklightShining> and now we're at the reinstall-the-OS stage
<~`BlacklightShining> stupid connection; it'll take four hours, so I got a case ID and will call the guy back
<~`BlacklightShining> they had to get a Senior Advisor on the line, too, 'cause nopony understands UNIX anymore XD
<%Enms> o:
<~`BlacklightShining> I know, right?
<%Enms> Hahah XD
<~`BlacklightShining> and so I kept muting the phone so I could crack up XD
<%Enms> But what do you want to get from them ? Just trollage ?
<~`BlacklightShining> this is hilarioius
• ~`BlacklightShining shrugs
<%Enms> Lol
<%Enms> Poor guys
<%Enms> They're probably panicking
<~`BlacklightShining> I'm testing the Apple tech support! lol
<%Enms> Haha
<%Trixter> do they suck!
<%Trixter> ?
<~`BlacklightShining> but I recently had to dual-boot with Snow Leopard, and that wiped out the Recovery HD…so reinstalling Lion was going to happen anyway XD
<~`BlacklightShining> wiped out the Recovey HD due to a bug *
<~`BlacklightShining> Trixter: no, they're actually the best tech support I know
<~`BlacklightShining> but nopony understands UNIX stuff anymore :P
<~`BlacklightShining> I think I scared the guy when I read the sudo warning out to him
<~`BlacklightShining> 'course, I use sudo all the time, so it won't give /me/ the warning…had to stall a sec (“What's Terminal?”) while I switched over to the guest account so I could get the warning and read it to him XDComment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<EldR> Right, so pizza's a vegetable now
<EldR> because tomato paste makes it so
<EldR> So does that mean that congress has officially come down on the vegetable side of the "is a tomato a fruit or vegetable' debate?
<Kindle> I heard that my new senator is on the pro-fruit side of that argument.
<Kindle> I don't support no fruits.
<Quantum_Meddler> What about Nader? I hear that he's in favor of it being a berry.
<Kindle> Bah, Independents. |
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