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(+CloBo) I love vibrate
(+DJMatt) ............
(+DJMatt) no commentComment: irc.ukmadzone.co.uk #MadZone
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<Erasmus> My phone is brokened :(
<Erasmus> Will not mount sd card D:
<Al> my computer won't recognise mine
<Al> pesky because it did on tuesday
<Al> :/
<Al> ah it's loose
<Al> inb4 your mum
<Erasmus> in your mum b4
<Al> lolgg |
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<ZzBomb> mmm i love taking a unix course.... on a unix machine. makes life easy..
<Moon_Doggy> until it murders your family
<ZzBomb> Why doesent he just say... Create the ugliest xterm possible by running this command.... "xterm -bg Wheat -fg Navy -sl 1000 -sb -geometry 80x32"
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: O.o
<Moon_Doggy> beware of unix joe
<ZzBomb> unix joe!?
<Moon_Doggy> yes
<Moon_Doggy> when you fall asleep at your keyboard unix joe comes out of your usb ports and murders your family with a windowsME install disc
<[Screamo]> o.O |
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<ME-tan>garrett, are you sure wireshark what what he had in mind when your boss asked you to sniff his packet?Comment: #ed
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<mostlymoron> I was just thinking of the scene in House where he buys the walking stick with flames.
<mostlymoron> And I'm like, "Oh, fuck, if they had that with dentures, that'd be so sick." |
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New [07-03, 09:58] wizardofid:Currently have a full understanding of what labor pains are like....have a slipped disc, and I want to crap my self....and beat the shit out of the person who did this to me....who just happens to be me
New [07-03, 10:01] Ojo: Sex with a pregnant girl is way more fun than with you though
New [07-03, 10:01] wizardofid30:WTF :D
New [07-03, 10:02] hawky358: LolzComment: What you get, when men try to understand labor pain.
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<Kazumi> a friend of mine almost got to see rms once
<Kazumi> i was gonna lend him my mac, to allow him to troll rms
<Kazumi> because there is no greater purpose than trolling rms
<hmmmmm> i was going to bring my laptop for him to sign, so i installed gNewSense in a vm and hope it'd pass off as the real thing if he wanted to inspect my freedom
<yukamichi> >if he wanted to inspect my freedom
<yukamichi> god for some reason all I can think of is those tales of the village elder inspecting new brides hymens
<yukamichi> >Spread your legs hmmmmm, RMS needs to make sure your purity is still intact |
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<+phyros1417> .png is still a lossy format, though better than .jpg
<+phyros1417> you want true lossless in image formats you need to go with stuff like .tiff or .bmpComment: Digital Media Major
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[Mahal]just cos I'm a mac user
[Bruce]BURN HER
[Mahal]piss off Bruce
[Bruce]BURN HER NOW
[Bruce]mac users are like ebola virus its a plague
[Bruce]first there is just one.. but then they poison the minds of others
[Bruce]then 2 more mac users spring up
[Mahal]I'm a windows user too, bruce. And even linux on occasion.
[Mahal]so you may return your opinion to the orifice from whence it sprung.
[Bruce]*throws holy water at mahal*
[Bruce]The power of christ compels you!
[Mahal]You can touch the bottle without bursting into flames? Impressive!
[Bruce]touche' |
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<McMartin> What odds would you place on the TSA getting defunded before Amtrak is -_-
<wraith|out> Roughly similar to the chance that my left foot is actually Jesus Christ.Comment: (The TSA proposed to provide security in trainyards.)
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<Celti> Jeez, I go AFK for five minutes and everyone disappears.
<Godwinson> It's called gravity. |
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<^-^> My teacher asked me if I wanted to learn Latin, but I declined. |
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*** augur murders profkarp
*** profkarp dies
*** profkarp raises from the dead after 3 days and starts a religion
<gws> haha, I read that as 'starts a railgun'
<profkarp> would be so much cooler
<@tek> Firing Gods from a test ship, FUCK YEAH AMERICA |
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[09:31] <@Wug> lol
[09:31] <@Wug> I got a message on another network
[09:32] <@Wug> "nickserv help ghost"
[09:32] <@Wug> I don't think I am who you think I am |
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* MrBarman links to a gif of a guy falling onto a tree.
<phosphers> wow, that guy sure fucked that branch.
<MrBarman> impromptu tree anal.
<phosphers> he woulda stuck the landing if the tree hadn't been there
<MrBarman> that's like saying Princess Diana's chauffeur would have gotten away from those paparazzi if that concrete pillar hadn't been there
<Stereo> it's like saying those terrorists coulda landed them planes if not for all the damn Trade Center buildings being so tall
<MrBarman> it's like saying Hitler could have conquered Russia if it weren't for all the damn Jews in the way |
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[22:03:16] Kota: Where are you, anyway? I forgot, it's been ages since we've talked
[22:03:36] Coolham23: for the sake of convenience, lets say I live in Atl.
[22:03:37] Kota: Oh yeah, you were Georgia
[22:03:47] Coolham23: Yeah
[22:03:47] Kota: You know I'm in Nebraska now, right?
[22:03:59] Coolham23: WAT
[22:04:05] Kota: Have been for years
[22:04:09] Kota: Since
[22:04:11] Kota: Freshman year of HS
[22:04:18] Kota: and I'm a Sophomore in College
[22:04:27] Coolham23: Its been a long time hasn't itComment: Long indeed
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<@Scott> /mode +b *!*@*
<@Scott> I like this.
<@Sqozza> 538 birds, one stone, eh Scott?
<@Scott> Hell yes.
<@Scott> It's a preemptive action.
<@Sqozza> That may be the best logic I've heard all day.Comment: (At the time, the channel had 538 users)
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< o11c> keep in mind, threading in general is *hard*
< bjorn> Hmm, I think there was a quote about understanding threading, but I can't remember it.
< bjorn> Well, I found an unrelated quote while trying to find it... "XML is like violence: if it doesn't solve your problem, you aren't using enough of it."
< o11c> ugh, xml
< bjorn> I knew somebody would like it. :)
< o11c> "I object to XML because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent."
< o11c> "XML, even well intentioned, always rebounds upon oneself."
< o11c> "Legitimate use of XML can only be that which is required in self-defense."
< o11c> "XML grows from desperation. Let's take the high ground."
< o11c> "XML is an admission that one's ideas and goals cannot prevail on their own merits."
< o11c> "XML is the last refuge of the incompetent."
< PjotrOrial> I feel I was not preached enough how nice xml is...
< o11c> "Nothing good ever comes of XML."
< o11c> "If you succumb to the temptation of using XML in the struggle...your chief legacy to the future will be an endless reign of meaningless chaos."
< o11c> "You never need an argument against the use of XML, you need an argument for it."
* bjorn still likes the quote he found best.
< o11c> "XML is not power, but the absence of power."
< o11c> Okay, I'm done
< PjotrOrial> I am not sure if it is good to believe bjorn in that point... both mana and tiled only use xml based formats
< o11c> Tbh, there *are* legitimate uses of XML, but it is WAY overused
< bjorn> PjotrOrial: Well, i guess it's still better than using a custom format if you want to be interoperable. |
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(09:17) < Ezca> someone is flippin double
(09:17) < Frontcann> BEATGRID
(09:17) < Ezca> damn
<Frontcann> flippindouble is for NOOBS
<Ezca> i was like beatgrid no flippin double no beatgrid
<Ezca> your mom is for noobs
<gws> ...it's great to be a noob |
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"It is better to be good most the time than to be great some of the time" Jesus Alejandro Cisneros |
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* Pikey targets Celti's kidneys with a punch
<Pikey> .roll 3d
<LadyLuck> Pikey: 3d6: 11 [5, 3, 3]
* Pikey misses
<Pikey> Damn
* Celti targets Pikey's solar plexus with a kick.
<Celti> .roll 3d
<LadyLuck> Celti: 3d6: 9 [1, 4, 4]
<Celti> Barely missed.
* Pikey decides just to backhand Celti
<Pikey> .roll 3d
<LadyLuck> Pikey: 3d6: 9 [3, 5, 1]
* Celti targets Pikey with an unaimed kick.
-!- Pikey was kicked from #heimdall by Celti [Pikey]
<Celti> CRITICAL HIT |
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<Caspercom> Stupid furries. How do they work.
<Xeross> Caspercom: magnets!
* Caspercom makes a mental note to take a magnet with him next time he visits Xeross
<WebDragon> you want to test his "animal magnetism", Caspercom ?
<WebDragon> xD
* WebDragon runs
* Caspercom explodes in a mess of scales and rage mode |
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<Neonscorpion> Hey guys, i have a question about an error i get when i try to execute. or run a .java, the file i want to run is supposed to print on the screen a few words and when i go to execute it i get this error...
<Neonscorpion> Unable to execute process: Cannot run program "C:\Test\apples.java": CreateProcess error=193, %1 is not valid Win32 application |
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<Parsee_Mizuhashi> I'm in no condition to be working OR dispensing therapy. I don't object to doing either, but...
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Yeah, I'm probably making a horrible mess of both.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Considering I can no longer trust my brain to tell the difference between thin air and spiders.
<Parsee_Mizuhashi> Honestly. Of all the hallucinations out there, I get spiders. No wonder I'm a hack writer, with a brain as creative as this :PComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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<FernandoBasso> Programmers who use vim become more handsome with the time.
<bairui> then I must have some years to go...
<bairui> thanks, osse.
<engla> aging unix nerd's fatansies
<bairui> does this neck beard make me look fat?
<paradigm> Sometiems I feel guilty for being clean-shaven
<paradigm> like I'm not properly representing my people
<bairui> start with a goatee
<paradigm> hmm
<paradigm> maybe I will
<bairui> be careful... it'll instantly raise your attractiveness... carry a stick to beat away the women mulling agog around you. It can be quite annoying.
<bairui> rest assured that the full neck-beard will eventually dispel this temporary evil
<paradigm> I appreciate the heads up; unprepared, that sounds like it could have overwhelmed me
<bairui> i'm sure you feel you could have faced a little bit of peril
<paradigm> Well now that I know what to expect I'm sure I'll manage
<bairui> good luck; remember... if things look dire, you can *always* describe to them the first time you played with an atari.
<paradigm> My go-to story is usually when I gutted an NES and put a mini-ITX system in there and then set up an NES emulator so I wouldn't have to keep blowing into the cartridges. Women find that stuff impressive, yes?
<bairui> I have nothing more to teach you
<paradigm> That's why they become intimedated when I bring it up
<paradigm> and run away
<bairui> but with such a story... it seems you're violating the very fabric of the universe. Nature abhors a vacuum. grow that goatee!
<paradigm> After reading it phrased as you have, I clearly have no choice in the matter!
<bairui> it has already happened
<FernandoBasso> I'm amused!
<troydm> FernandoBasso: by what?
<FernandoBasso> By the wisdom of vim users. |
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