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#308026* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<jack24> can i patch the windows 7 kernel into the debian kernel? maybe using a pipe?
<jack24> pipe it through gcc maybe?Comment: #debian, OFTC
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#308024* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<logicwrath> im trying to convince my wife she needs to start dressing like this faris_nyannyan_by_kotekigo-d3v5qqf.png
<isaac_> colossians 3:18
<ljrbot> Colossians 3:18 -- Wives, be subject to your husbands, as it behoveth in the Lord.
<isaac_> :D
<ENKI-][> because it is always a good idea to abuse scripture for selfish purposes.
<isaac_> It's the word of god, yo
<luke-jr> a wife's appearance has no purpose other than to arouse her husband <.<
<Nanobot> It also has the purpose of arousing other women so the husband can watch the two go at it
<logicwrath> basically the bible states my wife should be wearing more catmaid cosplay |
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<c1QfXUgcGY0> [link to tumblr post about social justice]
<c1QfXUgcGY0> >I recognize that as a white, heterosexual, cis male, I have privilege over others.
<c1QfXUgcGY0> rolled my eyes so hard they popped out of my skull and hit ctrl+w
<Ungeheuer> I rolled my eyes so hard I did a backflip
<Antares> oh god its like racial otherkin |
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<+homicide> 7AM WAKIN UP UP IN BETHLEHEM
<+homicide> GOTTA GET MY ROBE GOTTA GET MYSELF KILLED
<+homicide> DRAGGIN ON AND ON AND ON EVERYBODY'S WATCHIN
<+homicide> BUT THEY WONT HELP WITH THIS CROSS
<+homicide> GOTTA DRAG THIS SHIT
<+homicide> WHIPPED BY ROMAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
<+homicide> MARTYRING, MARTYRING YEAH
<+homicide> LOOKIN FORWARD TO THE RAPTUREComment: gotta get down on good friday.
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<Blackjack> ...I thought I was texting someone who lives in a distant state...
<Blackjack> Turns out, I was texting my uncle....
<Blackjack> So glad I realized that before I said something creepy. |
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<Sunset> Dave what does this mean if when one time I had a random boner and I think this girl noticed because ever since then she started being really nice to me?
<~blue_tetris> How old are you?
<Sunset> 14
<~blue_tetris> What were the circumstances regarding the random boner? Did she bring it up to you?
<kai> was she the cause
<Sunset> umm
<Sunset> no
<Sunset> it was just random
<Sunset> ya know
<kai> is she hawt?
<Sunset> yeah
<kai> then she's the cause
<Sunset> no no
<kai> at least from now on
<Sunset> I wasn't looking at her.
<kai> no, i know
<kai> but if it comes up
<kai> shes the cause
<~blue_tetris> So, Sunset.
<~blue_tetris> She didn't mention the boner.
<~blue_tetris> How do you know she was aware of the boner?
<Sunset> She started being really nice to me after that happened.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, chances are only -you- noticed the boner.
<Sunset> Oh.
<~blue_tetris> Trust me, women are not impressed or motivated by your boner.
<Sunset> YEAH THANKS
<kai> well, they are teenagers
<~blue_tetris> Hmm, true.
<~blue_tetris> Maybe she's being nice because she values your friendship, not your boner.
<~blue_tetris> Just putting that out there.
<Sunset> Okay
<Sunset> Thanks
<Sunset> :D
<kai> if she's showing interest show some back, but please for the love of god forget about the boner
<~blue_tetris> Really, life isn't all about boners, Sunset.
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<~blue_tetris> None of my boners are random.
<Sunset> The use of the word boner this much is making me chuckle.
<~blue_tetris> Some of my boners don't even work in circumstances where they ought to. I gotta appreciate the random boner.
<~blue_tetris> You've got me thinking about boners, Sunset, what can I say.
<kai> i hate random boners on the city bus
<kai> cuz then getting up to get off is soooo awkward
<~blue_tetris> Dude, I get female-prompted boners on the bus all the time.
<~blue_tetris> And after you get up and get off, you still have to disembark from the bus.
<~blue_tetris> Sunset, go to this girl and say: "I couldn't help but notice you admiring my boner the other day."
<~blue_tetris> "And, well... to be perfectly fair... I was sorta checking yours out too." Then wink at her and touch the small of her back with your extended boner.
<Sunset> I said I was 14, not 24.
<~blue_tetris> What do you think the boner is for, astronomy? When you develop one of these, you have to take good advantage of it.
<~blue_tetris> I guess if you want to be more subtle about it, just sit her down and ask her how she feels about boners.
<~blue_tetris> In general. Not yours specifically. Just get her honest opinion about boners.
<~blue_tetris> If she's a good friend, she'll understand. I mean, what's a boner between two friends, ey?
<kai> you have the power man
<kai> in your pants
<kai> USE IT
<kai> but dont abuse it
<~blue_tetris> Never abuse your boner.
<@GamingWolf> Boner Abuse Resistance Education
<@GamingWolf> BARE
<~blue_tetris> "It's time for the BARE facts."
<~blue_tetris> It's a great motto.
<~blue_tetris> The first step to getting over your boner is realizing that you -have- a boner. |
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* Coffeebean has found an invisible pussy.
* Coffeebean rejoices.
<Chuckles> STAY AWAY FROM MAH BUTT
<Coffeebean> wat
<Dauntless> ...
<Chuckles> Wut.Comment: Coffeebean meant it as in a cat.
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* noms has joined #inportb
GameOver> Monkey see, monkey do, monkey sad.
<Allison> monkey dance.
<Moon_Doggy> monkey prance
<Allison> monkey romance
<Moon_Doggy> monkey pregnant
<wtf-honey> bad monkey
<Allison> monkey daddy
<Allison> noms: explain yo'self
<wtf-honey> lol |
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<grdunn> The publishing industry is about to learn the lesson that the music industry learned, except at 10x the bandwidth, and half the file size.Comment: Derp, dorked up the formatting on the previous version...
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< Hunterr> It is way too late
< Hunterr> bleh
< Two> Hunterr get your ass to bed.
< Hunterr> I am in bed, I no can sleep
<@ Verum> It would seem that the embedded chat is down. Poor kiddos.
< gws> Verum, what are you talking about.
< gws> Hunterr is in bed, and chatting. Boom. Embedded chat. |
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To QDB.us:
Put ads on the site, you deserve some compensation for your work. Fuck the 2% of users who are assholes and don't comprehend that. The rest of us will click ads for you once in a while to help you guys out. Keep up the good work. |
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<aka-> where my niggas at?
<d4> jail.
<nuth> cheerio is in jail?
<d4> maybe he's a <sunglasses> cereal killer </sunglasses> |
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<warmBANANAsII> Wtf was that shit network change damn this modem is flakey as fuck ooga
<warmBANANAsII> Word
<[Talk]> up?
<warmBANANAsII> Right on
<[Talk]> watchign mi4 again.. =)
<[Talk]> knee is still causing me isue today.. looks liek I wont be goign anywhere unless it lets up soon.. had a busy dy planned. even had to cancel the guys comign to do drywall. i coudl nto walk to ge th e the gates to release them for them to get in
<warmBANANAsII> Maybe if u lost weight ur knees wouldnt be breaking on you ;)
<warmBANANAsII> *hides*
<[Talk]> old injury with a 100lb jackhammer and rebar, thenthe semi hit me to agrivate it.. so. I am a great candidate for a knee replacement. =)
<[Talk]> but the $40-$65K for oneis killer
<[Talk]> chicken nuggets and seet and sour sauce.. yum!
<warmBANANAsII> Mmm me so jelly
<[Talk]> wha wha?
<Catts> *british accent* Watch closely, and view how these two wild tards communicate with each other. While it looks ridiculous and nonsensical to us.... it has a vast profound meaning to the two creatures. |
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<@Digga> so this draw something game right
<@Digga> it has taught me a valuable lesson
<@Digga> it has taught me that from memory i can draw lil wayne well enough for someone to be able to correctly guess |
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<MJ01R> I am such a horrible person.
<Jezka> hmmm
<ZzBomb> MJ01R: Eat Dorito, it'll make you feel better.
<Dorito> Eat me and I'll put a shank in your neck
<Jezka> ^true story
<Dorito> YOU THINK I KID |
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* Guest_Imp7 has joined #demonpop
* Guest_Imp7 is now known as Kir
* Kir is now known as Kit
<Orochi> Is that a Kit...
<Orochi> XD
<Orochi> NOPE. ITS A KIR
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Kit
<[ka]killer> KIR! how the fuck have you been?
<[ka]killer> o wait its just kit in disguise
<Kit> I accidentally my keyboard.
<Kit> Fuck, nobody cares about me.
<Kit> They only love Kir.
<Orochi> the hell you say :P
* Kit is now known as Kir
<[ka]killer> kir!
<Kir> IT WAS A DOUBLE RUSE
<Kir> No need to fear, Kir your grand vizier is here! |
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<ram> pre meeting foods?
<mutantmonkey> ram: sure
<mutantmonkey> not macados
<ram> lol
<ram> yeah, fuck kids night...
<ram> that reads badly...
<mutantmonkey> hahaComment: Tuesdays are kids night at Macados.
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< alix> i <3 mlp :3
< CoJaBo> mlp?
< Amibot> MLP = Major League Porno
< CoJaBo> ...
< alix> o.o |
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<+stereo_> is it ok to have sex in lucid dreams if you're muslim? |
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*** The channel topic is "Linux help and discussion; FREE for all, not just a few. Don't ask to ask, just ask. :) PeterFA is NOT naked. ". |
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Avalith │ well
Avalith │ once i get wicd installed and configured
Avalith │ it's time to tackle *that* issue again
Mobo │ wireless?
Avalith │ no
Avalith │ that's working fine
Avalith │ trying to get the right resolution for my monitor
Kent │ Avalith: wicd isn't that hard to configure
Kent │ all you really need to do is add the daemon to rc.conf
Avalith < has quit irc
Kent │ lol I think he broke it |
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woms | Indivicivet {F}: I aiccidentally a really loq uqnatitiyy ofalcohol |
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<&Andy> ALSO I AM LEAVING FEEL FREE TO MOCK ME WHEN I DISCONNECT
* &Andy Quit (Quit: )
<+Reo> andy is gay |
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<JackBeePee> You called eachother? Was it really awkward?
<JackBeePee> Like
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> Hey...
<JackBeePee> *silence*
<HelenB[Station]> JackBeePee: lol kinda
<HelenB[Station]> it was more like...
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> hey
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> oh me neither
<HelenB[Station]> then silence
<HelenB[Station]> then all of a sudden
<HelenB[Station]> what are you doing to tomorrow?
<HelenB[Station]> oh nothin
<HelenB[Station]> me neither
<HelenB[Station]> and then
<HelenB[Station]> 5 mins later
<HelenB[Station]> one of us would say
<HelenB[Station]> i'm gettin a drinkComment: #kottnet
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Note: Snowbolt has been talking about an IRC bot he is making...
URLs have been removed.
* Joins: Snowbolt|SnowIRC
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> Hello :D
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> You dare send HTML code to me... It gets embedded :P
<LizardKing> In chat or a PM?
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> No matter :P
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> <iframe src="[Google's URL]"></iframe>
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> NOW I GOT GOOGLE IN MAH CHAT
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> :P
<LizardKing> <img src="[Lemonparty]" />
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> >:C
<LizardKing> :D
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> NOW I SEE DAT AARGH
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> MY EYES
<Snowbolt|SnowIRC> Next up: Fix html tags in messages :C
* Quits: Snowbolt|SnowIRCComment: Someone didn't think this through.
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