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#308091* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Shaun> Ok, so I'm not going. It's settled. Wheres my book of lies?
* nikkitaa_ hands over the artifact made of human skin
<Shaun> lol
<ToPDoG> is that like a penis ? |
#308089* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Pwnna> Pinako: should i create a toy app?
<Pinako> yeah, do it.
<HacDan> only if it vibratesComment: #botbrew
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#308082* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
nanoWhat> I don't think Texas qualifies as international
<Freek> .
<nanoWhat> .
<Dritz> .
<Dritz> and together, we form ...
<nanoWhat> Ellipsis?
<Dritz> no, just ...
<nanoWhat> Makes sense.
<Freek> Ellipsis Men! Assemble!
<Freek> ,
<Freek> fuck
<nanoWhat> Fail
<nanoWhat> .
<Dritz> You're off the team. |
#308079* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<%SpaceSquirrels> well you are going to have to take a pic of your ID
<%SpaceSquirrels> and pm it
<+Banzai24> no problem
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<+Banzai24> i sent the pm space
<@Loskene> I sent the prime minister some space too |
#308076* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Omega_Guardian> similar story from some house buyers. They bought a house on sale...moved in, found..uh oops, the previous owner was hanging around. In the closest. |
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<yamar> note: you would have to throw a hotdog at 1800mph to cook it with air friction
<qazwsx> yamar: how did you arrive by that answer
<qazwsx> Ah shit, brain's at it again
<yamar> qazwsx, it was on r/askscience
<yamar> which is like a nirvana for me
<qazwsx> Gotta take into account drag coefficients, cooling due to convection
<yamar> they did
<qazwsx> Easiest and simplest way
<yamar> was a <massive> explanation with lots of math
<yamar> including multiplying the velocity by 2 or so to account for heat lost to the air etc
<qazwsx> And wrongest way would just be to work out the specific heat needed to raise temperature by x degrees then use 1/2mv^2,
<adpaolucci> sup
<qazwsx> And use that as a lower bound
<adpaolucci> ewww math
<qazwsx> Holy shit it's nearly 00:30
* adpaolucci shoots himself
<qazwsx> Need sleep
<qazwsx> Night y'all
-few mins later-
<qazwsx> Godamnit, yamar
<yamar> hmm?
<yamar> got you stuck on the hotdog problem did I?
<qazwsx> I'm thinking about how to do this with drag coefficients and differential equations
<qazwsx> differential
<qazwsx> right
<yamar> hahah
<qazwsx> I'm going to assume a spherical hot-dog
<qazwsx> so, meatball then
<brjannc> lmfao
<qazwsx> oh damn, I haven't thought about conduction yet
<brjannc> "assume a spherical horse"
<yamar> the meatball would flake apart well before reaching any suitable speedComment: We did not end up solving this one. #vox on esper.net
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#308069* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<bikcmp> bikcmp will take on anyone
<Obama> bikcmp, even me
<bikcmp> yes
<bikcmp> Obama: i'm arab.
<bikcmp> :)
* Obama uses presidential sucker punch on bikcmp
* Obama takes a boxing stance
* bikcmp uses ciggerette cancer on Obama
<bikcmp> demolished.
* Obama uses money, is immune to bikcmp's attack
* bikcmp uses god.
<bikcmp> oh.
<bikcmp> wait.
<bikcmp> nvm.
<bikcmp> lol
<bikcmp> hm
* bikcmp uses old age on Obama
* Obama uses money, is immune to bikcmp's attack
<bikcmp> :( |
#308067* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@keen> they do give you good examples, which I suspect are left behind from the mod sdk
<@keen> but if you want to think outside the box, you're on your own
<@keen> lol
<@keen> wanna use this function? guess the params!
<Thalagyrt> bool vagina(long dicks); ?
--- later ---
<Thalagyrt> i should have added a public modifier to that bool
<@keen> ;o
<Thalagyrt> public void vagina(long dicks);
<@keen> nah, just add a friend
<Thalagyrt> lol
<@keen> cause in C++, only your friends can access your private parts
<Thalagyrt> yes but it wouldn't be a void (read: cavern pussy) if it weren't public |
#308066* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&BaKamann> * JBird: idle 59 min 43 seconds
<&BaKamann> jbird's been fapping for an hour now
<&Jan> ew
<&Jan> wait, birds can't fap
<&BaKamann> they can flap |
#308058* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> i used a coathanger, duct tape and a towel
<Dazuro> this would be perfect if i could just get rid of the blood
<Dazuro> i even found a guide on how to boneComment: ...
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#308057* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Luther> if women want to be treated equally, they should become equal
<Luther_> stop being weak skinny bitches
<shep> heh
<Luther> start taking jobs that mostly men do
<bbv> Fuck you guyse and your sexism
<bbv> There's lots of things girls can do that guys can't
<shep> bbv: like?
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#308054* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nathan> GODDAMNIT
<nathan> my DB is being an anus to me
<tonyb486> ANUS DB?!
<tonyb486> with the anusdb, every user gets their own "anus," and are encouraged to say things like "just store it in my anus"
<jercos> tonyb486: In unrelated news, the singular of data is now officially "dick"
<jercos> You've got some data? Just put each dick one after the other in my anus.
<nathan> badum-tish |
#308053* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<pinotree> jeroen__: then a simple `pkill ksmserver` should do it
<-- jeroen__ has left this server (Remote host closed the connection).
<pinotree> it did |
#308048* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[20:02:06] <ShaRose> hahaha
[20:02:16] <ShaRose> I just had a literal monster turd
[20:02:22] <ShaRose> It hurt like fuck
[20:02:26] <ShaRose> and when I had to flush
[20:02:31] <ShaRose> it just went NOPE
[20:02:42] <Sab0t> did you give it a name
[20:02:47] <ShaRose> I managed to plunge it so I could see the fucker peeking out
[20:02:57] <ShaRose> and I tried to pull it out to see wtf the problem was
[20:03:04] <ShaRose> the issue was it was massive and hard as fuck
[20:03:17] <ShaRose> it literally was tougher than the toliet paper roll core
[20:03:39] <ShaRose> it made a 2 millimeter dent before it collapsed
[20:03:47] <ShaRose> so I had to chop it in half somehow
[20:03:53] <lKinx> lolwut
[20:03:53] <ShaRose> and I tried using the plunger
[20:04:04] <ShaRose> it took like 9 chops
[20:04:14] <ShaRose> but it FINALLY chopped in 2
[20:04:16] <geraldbrent> I'm ROFLMAO
[20:04:17] <ShaRose> with the goddamn plunger
[20:04:22] <ShaRose> and I tried to flush
[20:04:23] <lKinx> someone quote this...
[20:04:28] <ShaRose> and I think one half managed to get down
[20:04:36] <ShaRose> and I can't see the other
[20:04:43] <lKinx> QUOTE THIS :P
[20:04:45] <ShaRose> but it has WAY less flushing power
[20:04:47] <Pepper> Sec
[20:04:52] <ShaRose> so I think the monster turd still is alive in there
[20:05:02] <ShaRose> deep in the bowels of my toliet
[20:05:24] <ShaRose> I named him "Monstroso" btw Sab0t
[20:05:31] <ShaRose> fitting name don't you think
[20:05:45] <Sab0t> i usuaully name mine turtleheadComment: Serious modding discussion in #risucraft
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#308047* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Obama> My fellow americans
<Obama> we shall not rest until we get all the drivers for our Evo's
<Shiggs|MB> haha
<Obama> we shall bomb Taiwan until our demands are met
<Obama> SEND IN THE FURRIES
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<Lord_Data> looks like you summoned one
<Shiggs|MB> heh |
#308043* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< banshee> shot through the heart, +o to blame. Scoff gives ops a bad name. |
#308042* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FunnyLookinHat> Ig ook are away
<FunnyLookinHat> ...
<FunnyLookinHat> TYPING FAIL.
<FunnyLookinHat> *Oh look people are awake.
<MikeH> FunnyLookinHat: erg ack rrg
<FunnyLookinHat> No joke I think I was hitting alt instead of space and somehow biffing that whole message. |
#308041* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Catts> shiver me timbers and BLOW MY LOAD
<Catts> thar be treasure in skifreak's arse!
<Catts> bend ye self over lad, for i be takin ye booty!
<skifreak> uh, what?
<skifreak> ok, who gave Catts acid? |
#308037* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<%Jan> No_One: would you do Lanessear?
<@No_One> I have no clue.
<@No_One> Is she hot?
<%Jan> I think she might be ever so slightly jealous
<+Lanessear> i am.
<@No_One> Then turn on the AC |
#308034* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Buck> a duck flew into my back door last night
<Buck> I think it broke a wing
<Buck> .lucky duck recipes |
#308033* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Doom> What is beastiality?
<Thorn> Doom, the alternate way to sleep with the fishes.
<Venomstalker> Doom, google it with safe search off. You'll know then. |
#308032* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* CF stands over your corpse and crouches in succession, as if he is brewing tea with his buttocks. |
#308031* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FaxNetbook> Gary William Brolsma[1] (born January 14, 1986; Saddle Brook, New Jersey),[2] also known as simply The Numa Numa Guy, is an American singer who gained worldwide attention after posting onto the Internet, near the end of 2004, a webcam video of himself lip-syncing to the song "Dragostea din tei" by Moldovan pop band O-Zone.
<FaxNetbook> I'm older than Numa Numa Guy
<Malware> But you are much more attractive.
<Starsinger> Very much more attractive
<Starsinger> Fax is hawt
<Lord_Gareth> I would definitely have sex with Fax first
<Starsinger> Fax is very DILF-tastic
<FaxNetbook> this conversation went to a weird place |
#308030* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Becareful in ordering this product. Who ever is shipping it screws up the order. There must be a database error, because instead of a game, I received soft porn. I contacted Amazon about the order and they were to take care of me by shipping out another copy of the game. Quess what, they sent me the same darn soft porn DVD. I'm ordering it for a schools game club and do you know what it's like to have disapointed kids waiting to play the game. Oh by the way it was opened up at school in front of kids (4-6th grade) - yeah that was not a hallmark event.. |
#308027* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
20:04 < Zed> bsd, unfortunately these proprietary unices get kinda mad trying to install some packages from a different version.
20:04 < Zed> my 6.5.0 cd set lets me use the freeware folder but not the Foundations or Development cds
20:07 < bsdpunk> That sounds like a terrible medieval title
20:07 ::: Grafkanker [Grafkanker@mvg-20AEBDC2.dynamic.caiway.nl] has joined #chats
20:07 < bsdpunk> like a guy with no balls who enforces copyright law
20:07 < bsdpunk> Proprietary Eunuch
20:08 < Zed> lolComment: In regards to Irix
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