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<OldManRiver> My motto is if it's alive have sex with it, if it's dead have sex with it then eat it
<Honey> excuse me?
<OldManRiver> Honey, not people, I'm not I sicko
<Crispy_> ... |
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BrandonKun: =3
Somnius rubs your eyes for you
BrandonKun: :3 |
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<sECuRE> woot!
<sECuRE> nvidia supports xrandr
<sECuRE> hell freezes over |
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<+ShameOnATrip> SICPBot, cite chown
<%SICPBot> <chown> I fuck asian men for brunch because they are smaller and cum soy sauce which is full of eels
<+ShameOnATrip> Jesus
<&chown> what
<+ShameOnATrip> I'm scared
<&chown> why are all of my quotes like this
<&chown> did I say that?
<+ShameOnATrip> say it ain't so, chown ;_;
<&chown> SICPBot, cite chown
<%SICPBot> <chown> GETOUT's anus slowly descends onto rfw's face, enjoying the moment. The intercom goes off, GETOUT tries to hold off but he can't, and his anus squeezes tight from the uninvited noise, chomping rfw's face offComment: #/g/sicp, oh god why
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<@zorch> benedryls have been pink since the 70s afaik
<@zorch> maybe you're thinking of a different antihistamine?
<d4> the power of christ compels youi dont think so
<d4> but its possible
<d4> since i was 12, and, admittedly, fucked up on antihistamines
<d4> s/the power of christ compelsyoui/i
<@zorch> that's a helluva typoComment: efnet
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<Eri> Awkwardness?
<Eri> I'm not awkward
<[ka]killer> eri
<[ka]killer> you are more awkward then half this room put together
<Eri> ?
<Eri> No way
<Eri> I'm totally the coolest
<[ka]killer> who agrees with me?
<Ikthyrion> everyone but Eri
<Kit> I am confused about whether or not I have split personality syndrome, and you are still more awkward than I am |
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<Moon_Doggy> seatbelts and hard nipples don't mix |
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Ryu: so you mean no one told Syntax that his mommy is a computer and his daddy is a programer?
Saturn: it's just a given
Saturn: ;)
LeBrony: Syntax, you were adopted as a little codeling.Comment: eggdop adoption
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<i_c-Y> im not just hard. im np hard, baby. |
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bioweapon777: I HAVE THIS FANTASY
bioweapon777: IT INVOLVES AN ASIAN HERMAPHRODITE
bioweapon777: SHE SHOOTS ME WITH A BLOWGUN CONTAINING A POTENTENT TRANQUILIZER
bioweapon777: I WAKE UP HOURS LATER INSIDE A DARK, DAMP, COLD, WET BASEMENT
bioweapon777: SHE APPEARS OVER ME WEARING A PRINCESS DRESS
bioweapon777: SPORTING A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: I IMMEDIATELY ASK HER "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
bioweapon777: AFTER A FEW MOMENTS OF SILENCE
bioweapon777: SHE BALL GAGS ME
bioweapon777: AND INJECTS MY SCROTUM WITH AN UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE
bioweapon777: THIS SUBSTANCE APPEARS TO GIVE ME A MASSIVE ERECTION
bioweapon777: SHE IMMEDIATELY JUMPS ON MY NOW HARD
bioweapon777: COCK
bioweapon777: AND STARTS WILDLY MASTURBATING HER HERMAPHRODITE PENIS
bioweapon777: AS I SHAKE MY HEAD IN FUTILE RESISTANCE
bioweapon777: SHE GRABS ME CHIN
bioweapon777: LEANS DOWN AND LOOKS ME IN THE EYES
bioweapon777: THEN SLAPS ME ACROSS THE FACE MULTIPLE TIMES SCREAMING "THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!! THERE IS NO GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
bioweapon777: WE BOTH HAVE VIOLENTLY INTENSE ORGASMS
bioweapon777: I PASS OUT, THEN WAKE UP IN MY OWN BED
bioweapon777: ONLY 6 HOURS HAVE PASSED
Talen Bartlett: WHAT.
Talen Bartlett: THE.
Talen Bartlett: FUCK.Comment: #trollchat
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<+IronWarrior> YukiN, that gives me a idea, maybe in the future we can "colour" our sperm.
<&Jigsy> Colored sperm?
<&Jigsy> "Look Mom, I'm ejaculatin' rainbows!"Comment: Following a conversation about genderswapping and self-impregnation...
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<makoto> Dear Vodafone; your data connectivity drops more frequently then a whores panties. |
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<+Naomi-tan> im... im not trying... to be cute...
<%Jan> you forgot to say
<%Jan> "b-baka!" |
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<Rubie> You'd make me a happy person if you would post in my friend.
<Veene> ... What? XD
<Rubie> WTF! Thread!*
<Veene> OH! I was wondering what you wanted me to do to your friend!
<Yvan> I'll put a post in your friend, Rubie ;D |
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<Maid> I just drank half a litier of 100 proof schotch
<Kris_Strife> ...
<Kris_Strife> It shows. |
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<Atnas> okay
<Atnas> why is there a french film from the 70s on my computer
<Atnas> "Jérôme, a 35-year-old diplomat, is struck by teenage girl Claire and harbours an unquenchable desire to touch her knee ..."
<Atnas> WHAT.
<Atnas> and why.
<Buck> man I loved that film
<Buck> it shaped my life
<Buck> I haven't been able to stop touching teenage girls' knees since
<Buck> 25 restraining orders and counting |
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<eshock> man
<eshock> the entire geocities archive is only 1tb
<jeffhorton> 500gb of it is between blink tags
* eshock zingComment: Freenode #gameai
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* Goth43 (~goth@188-169-104-82.dsl.utg.ge) has joined #net.goth
<Goth43> hello?
<Pitr_> is it me you're looking for?
<Pitr_> I can see it in your eyes
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<@OmegaBR> >LAPD Plans to Spend $1 Billion on Jet Packs for Officers
<+fart> FUCK YEAH'
<@Spardot> O_O
<+fart> AND LO DID THE HEAVENLY SOLDIERS DESCEND FROM ON HIGH
<+fart> AND BROUGHT FORTH THEIR SCEPTRES
<+fart> AND PROCEEDED TO WHAIL THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE |
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+spag | do you remember the name of the book you uploaded a while ago that had something to do with tomatos and nazis from space or something
+spag | I think willy very well sums up most of this channel |
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* newform8 sets mode: +v Artem
<+Artem> I'm voiced
<%newform8> you deserve it, i'd halfop yu if i could
<king_crimson> the + is just how we mark users for death
<king_crimson> to kill em later so we dont forget
<king_crimson> its not voice
<%newform8> if thats the case this halfop makes me feel im marked for torture before death :/
<king_crimson> if you'll notice, the % kind of looks like a small penis and balls.
<king_crimson> it just means we were going to teabag you after you die. |
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<@DigDug> heidi klum in bodypaint [url to pic]
< Nier> trippy
< normod> yeah I heard people were mad at Heidi Klum for mixing colors
< normod> but I think it looks nice |
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<CF> I AM HAVING A BATTLE OF WILLS WITH MY PENIS |
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<@menolly1> i dont usually have sundays off so i dont know whos normally here
<nikkitaa> i'm always here
* nikkitaa makes a spooky ghost noise |
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<dupe> she might change her mind completely after the baby's porn
<dupe> i mean born |
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