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#308268* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<estranger> anyone know anything about training PocketSphinx?
<d4> use harden. it's super effective
Comment: efnet
#308266* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<D3VICEHIG> tuesday is the best monday, ever
<cyberstar> yes exactly, it's like last week but this week :D
#308264* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Tea> I rejigged my hilights
< Tea> But still
< Tea> I fail it at the regexp
< rnowak> that's rather tearible
< Katana> tearing, tears
< rnowak> let's discuss colors, how about teal
< Katana> teague?
< Tea> you're all terrible people. you're not my friends anymore.
< Katana> Maybe we should make something out of teak.
< rnowak> that should teach him
< Katana> rnowak: i'm a good teacher, i'll teach you to make things out of teak.
< Katana> rnowak: we're such teases
< Katana> Tea: are you all teary eyed now?
< rnowak> teah
< rnowak> yeah *
< Katana> he has no chance when we tag team him
< XReaper> hahaahaha
< Katana> Tea: do you highlight on steamship
< Tea> yes
#308261* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&Raz0r> (lib)cURL sure didn't make it obvious how to use libcurl in your program..
<&Raz0r> HERE'S 300 DOWNLOAD LINKS, LIBCURL MIGHT BE IN 4 OF THEM BUT I WON'T LET YOU COMPILE IT (and it's mixed in with other files)
#308259* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Oz sighs
<Oz> I read the Cracked article about rip-off movies, and they mention that in The Island, Scarlett Johansson spends half the movie running away from explosions looking super-hot...
<Oz> So I went to Google Images and typed in "scarlett johansson island", and became depressed when I realized that will never be a real place. :(
Comment: Kickstarter, anyone?
#308255* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* microcolonel increases the size of his terminal to click on albel's ubscenely long link
<@microcolonel> s/ubscenely/obscenely/
<@albel727> there's tinyurl below
<@microcolonel> IC
<@microcolonel> her hips
<@microcolonel> they're unfit for children
<@microcolonel> penises as well
<@microcolonel> she looks like a man in that respect
<@microcolonel> none of these things are sexy
* microcolonel closes
<@albel727> THE IMAGE IS DISTRIBUTED IN THE HOPE THAT IT WILL BE USEFUL, BUT WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY. IT IS PROVIDED "AS IS" WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.
<@albel727> (INCLUDING FAPPING).
<+Sean_McG> albel727: *applause*
* microcolonel bows to albel727
#308250* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sigvatr> hey crowe your butt smells like poop
<crowe> oh look you're unbanned
<crowe> it's like the full moon, if it was an irredeemable wreck of a person
* crowe sets ban on *!*@122-149-47-86.static.dsl.dodo.com.au
* crowe has kicked sigvatr from #tigirc (sigvatr)
#308249* (?/51) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-Link posted about Humble Indie Bundle purchases-
<Ethan> I find that kind of odd
<StabbySpazzOut> why ?
<Ethan> linux users pay more than mac users
<StabbySpazzOut> mac users have no money left
<StabbySpazzOut> they spent it all on their computer
#308248* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<%Foe> damn funerals
<@Kindamoody> O.o
<Xavier> Awww .-.
* Xavier hugs a Foe <3
<Sirru> Yeah, man. Dead people are so insensitive.
<%Foe> It happens in the worst possible time
<%Foe> now i have to look good
<%Foe> and shave
<Sirru> Yeah. They choose the WORST days to die, don't they?
<%Foe> yea
<Xavier> How insensitive~
#308247* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@fewyn> i don't even have the beta installed
<@vapid> i, also, uninstalled mists of panderia
<@vapid> beta
<@fewyn> i didn't uninstall it
<@fewyn> my hdd caught fire
<@Zachery> the gods said you should stop playing mmos
<@fewyn> lol
#308246* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Bananobot> I rule with an ironic situation. Like rain on a wedding day. Or getting shot in the face.
<+Lolenheimer> Uh, are those really ironic?
* Bananobot shoots Lolenheimer in the face
<@Bananobot> Anyone else want to question my use of words?
<@Bananobot> That's what I thought
* Lolenheimer dies from profuse bleeding of the face@Bobot> As you can see my ruling technique is very effective
<@Bananobot> And what's better, my department is always hiring!
* Lolenheimer blindly scribbled something on a piece of paper before breathing his last breath.
* Lolenheimer wrote: "I still question your usage of irony."
<@Bananobot> It's ironic in that it isn't irony
#308244* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Crispy_> Little_Death, help me!
<Little_Death> Crispy_: no help for topic me!
#308243* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rhys> ScribbleJ: channelate.com/2012/04/28/how-i-see-the-sloth/
<Toba> is that a comic about ScribbleJ?
<ScribbleJ> Hey, I have thumbs.
<ScribbleJ> You know who has two thumbs and works all the fucking time?
<ScribbleJ> This guy.
<Toba> who's got two thumbs and goes on irc? this guy.
<rhys> whos got two thumbs and masturbates furiously?
<Toba> everyone here
#308239* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sudos|X120e> still need to figure out what I want for my birthday
<Sudos|X120e> my mom is willing to get me one thing off amazon.
<dn> tablet
<dn> or dildo
<Sudos|i9100> loldildo
<Sudos|i9100> nope
<Sudos|i9100> lols
<miek|shitbox> USB powered dragon dildo
<Sudos|i9100> no
<Sudos|i9100> I'm getting something tech related.
<Sudos|i9100> not a dragon dildo.
<miek|shitbox> yeah dude your mom already probably has like 20 of them, she can spare one
<miek|shitbox> then she doesnt have to spend more money
<miek|shitbox> think of somebody besides yourself for a change
<miek|shitbox> wtf
#308238* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Teli Vesion(loli.sunkiller): we're arguing over who's stronger
Spacetard: stronger in what sense?
Teli Vesion(loli.sunkiller): genitals
Spacetard: ah ha
Baloo Uriza: I can lift a car with my dick
corwin Gant: Baloo, you should teach a class
Baloo Uriza: The trick is to use the jack points or you'll bend the bodywork.
Comment: Second Life in Ahern
#308237* (?/52) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<CF> MY PUN WAS REALLY GOUDA
<CF> I'M REALLY "SHARP" TODAY
<CF> I'M THE PUN MUNSTER
<DocMaxwell> ...
<CF> WHY YOU SO BLEU, DOC?
<CF> I CHEDDER STOP THIS BEFORE IT GETS OUT OF HAND
#308236* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< ryanakca> How can I have irssi not hilight something in a particular channel?
< tmr> trigger.pl could help.
< phlux> trigger.pl has got to be the most versatile script available for irssi
< phlux> Every time I need to figure something out, someone suggests trigger.pl
< vhasi> so what you're saying is... people are trigger happy?
** vhasi puts on sunglasses
#308235* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> Always salmons and harps.
<&LightningCrash> You really need to branch out more.
• MoonlitLullaby whacks LightningCrash around with a large stick.
<&LightningCrash> Blacklight's the guy with the sticks. Try again.
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> That's a harp still.
• MoonlitLullaby smacks LightningCrash with a harp.
<&LightningCrash> I didn't feel anything.....
<&LightningCrash> You lyre!
Comment: #mane on Blacklnet (blacklnet.no-ip.org)
#308234* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sarig: thoughts one have at 2:20am when the birds are twittering outside my window
Sarig: who the fuck thought "I know what the internet needs!" about that?
#308232* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lilith> this is the life. back out in it again
<Lilith> once burnt never learn
<Medusa> i'm off to mums and it'll be hot in her garden
<Medusa> have to pinch her lotion as i just gave ours to morgan
<Lilith> yea you need it
<PRED> Aye you'll need it today plus you caught the sun quite alot when we were out.
<Lilith> I'm going through vaseline with aloe vera like no 2morro. I was on fire in bed last night lol
Comment: irc.trivialityzone.co.uk
#308231* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< marduk> aparaatti: congratulations
< marduk> you have won yourself a free re-install
< Vinky> aparaatti, you cant switch from no-multilib to a multilib profile
< aparaatti> it was going to well anyway
<+TitanOfOld> hehe
< marduk> because multilib sandbox needs to compile 32bit version of sandbox
< marduk> and he can't make 32bit binaries.. because he was in no-multilib
< aparaatti> so what is this sandbox?
< marduk> aparaatti: it's a portage utility
< marduk> builds are run in a sandbox
< marduk> so as not to accidentally damage your system
< marduk> users do enough of that on their own :)
Comment: #gentoo
#308229* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(fahadsadah) So many "Free hugs" placards at MCM.
(fahadsadah) No one actually honoured their promises =(
(fahadsadah) Except for the tall creepy guy with "Free hug or I rape you"
#308228* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hunterm> I think it's funny that CyanogenMod hasn't even got out a "stable" build of CM9 yet and they already keep saying that jellybean is coming out soon
<Kittens> I dunt get these names though
<Kittens> I feel like they all get high and choose a random name
<bookface> lol
<bookface> i bet they do
<Kittens> GUYS GUYS WE...WE SHOULD CALL IT
<Kittens> THE JELLY BEAN
<Kittens> YEAAAAA DUDE AAWW YEAH GREAT NAME
<bookface> rofl
#308223* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Spudstabber> wait
<yamar> what?
<Spudstabber> wait guys
<Spudstabber> wait
* Melodi waits
<Spudstabber> someone needs to virtualbox an os
* yamar baits
<Spudstabber> and in the virtualbox
<Melodi> I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING. I'M WAITING
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<yamar> thats what I was saying! :p
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtualbox
<Melodi> virtualbox-an-os-ception-ception?
<Spudstabber> virtualbox an os
<Melodi> +ception
<Spudstabber> then in the virtual virtual virtual virtualbox
<Spudstabber> draw pixel art
<Melodi> Oh god.
<Spudstabber> and then virtualbox an os
<Melodi> ...
Comment: #vox - EsperNet
#308222* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<yamar> hey mel
<Melodi> Howdy.
<thebadshepperd> Hey, thats my greeting.
<Melodi> Whoopsies.
<yamar> hey! that's my appology
<Melodi> gtfo.
<Melodi> :C
<xHooligan> That's my insult
<Melodi> nou
Comment: #vox - EsperNet
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