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#308336* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag atari2600a: hey
atari2600a: I just got back from the doctors office
Sarah: oh?
Sarah: What did they do to you?
atari2600a: it turns out I'm suffering from a very rare but serious debilitating condition
Sarah: Which is?
atari2600a: well, soon I won't be able to walk straight
atari2600a: & my blood pressure will gradually drop
Sarah: Wait, are you messing with me or...?
atari2600a: no
atari2600a: it's called Biggus Dickus
atari2600a: apparently it's latin for a rare penile disorder that affects 1 in 1000 men
Sarah: Hmm.
Sarah: So what do you have to do?
atari2600a: the doctor says I should stick my dick in something
Sarah: Oh, you ARE messing with me.
atari2600a: reducing the violet discoloration of my testicles will slow down the effects |
#308332* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <notjones> i reject your penis
<notjones> and substotue my own |
#308330* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Joshrocs> try /suckmydick
<Qwert> Sorry Josh, it said the subject could not be found
<+DJCougar> ^ lol
<Cusped> lol
<+Ollie95> ahahahahComment: owned.
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#308322* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@LexManos> I treat furries the same way I treat gay people, I don't have a problem with them untill they start sticking there dfick in my face
<@LexManos> and you know what most furries do?
<@LexManos> They stick there 15" dragon dildo in your face constantlyComment: Lul
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#308318* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag < Chorca> i should leave for work 15 minutes ago
< cr4ck3r> just sit back and relax Chorca, you can leave when you want
< tetsu> he's a sysadmin
< tetsu> doesnt that mean he needs to be prompt and such?
< f00bard> i had a joke about him being prompt but it was Korny |
#308314* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@Nanobot> If it doesn't have traps, it isn't an anime |
#308313* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Jett1773> Dude, I'm going to get like 9 monitors on my new computer and watch it explode!
<stonie> awesome
<stonie> il bring the c4 =) |
#308312* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <grum> "tempest in a teapot"
<grum> wtf is that supposed to mean
<orthopedo> i think that's like saying "big trouble in little china"
<orthopedo> wtf when did i become clever :/ |
#308311* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Pryoidain> I SUCK AT PEOPLE I LIKE
<Pryoidain> OKAY?
<Pryoidain> THEY DON'T LIKE
<Pryoidain> FOLLOW MATH PROBLEMS OR SHIT
<Pryoidain> AND THEN I SEE THEM AND I HAVE REACTIONS THAT ALSO DON'T FOLLOW EQUATIONS |
#308301* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <blackroseMD1> You people are odd.
<blackroseMD1> :P
<Tomato_s0up> blackroseMD1, hey baby
<blackroseMD1> No thanks. I have a penis. Don't need another one.
<Milenko> It's only gay if the balls touch.
<Tomato_s0up> ^^
<blackroseMD1> Coming from the king of the Devil's Three Way
<Milenko> LOL |
#308300* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <stkr> i saw my mate get 25 kills no deaths with just a knife
<stkr> won the match with it
<stkr> was amazing
<gcheat> hax
<stkr> no really
<stkr> some kid added him after it and was like "oh mog your amazingg can you teach me ur tricks"
<stkr> had a cage match with him
<stkr> done it again
<stkr> i was like wtf
<gcheat> LOL
<stkr> then he started smoking weed too much
<stkr> had to steal just to get a dimebag
<stkr> ended up in prison
<gcheat> wah?
<stkr> he was never the same since then
<stkr> tried to do it again
<stkr> got 25 kills and 1 death
<stkr> i cut him off after thatComment: talking about cod4
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#308298* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag Mode: [+v Moon_Dog3VO] by WinBot
<+closeone> Most of my chat logs are of Moon_Dog disconnecting and reconnecting... :/
<+closeone> :P
<+Moon_Dog3VO> shhhh
Disconnected: Read error: ssl=0xfda5b0: I/O error during system call, Connection reset by peer |
#308295* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@Nanobot> Disguises, surprises, and pies of all sizes |
#308294* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@Spardot> H I found out today that you can't tame glitched hunter pets anymore
<@Spardot> they hotfixed every single way
<@Spardot> but Peameal and Shank are intact
<@Loskene> peemeal
<@Loskene> stank
<@Spardot> I even tried to message a gm about Photon since someone said tey got their pet restored
<@Spardot> peameal is canadian back bacon
<@Loskene> pooton
<@Spardot> and my pet is a flaming armored boar
<@Spardot> and shank is a ghost wolf with a dagger between his eyes
<@Loskene> armoured whore
<@Spardot> stickin out
<@Loskene> jenk wolf
<@Spardot> o.o
<@Loskene> fagger
<@Spardot> are you still really high
<@Loskene> PERHAPS |
#308293* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag *** BrandeeNi joined
<BrandeeNi> Hello
<d4> o hai
<d4> welcome to #stress BrandeeNi, a channel of mutual sharing and respect and hugs
<BrandeeNi> Aw thanks
<d4> type !warez for a list of warez or !pr0n for a list of harcore fetish videos ^_^
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#308291* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag * comradco (~chatzilla@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au) has joined #ozfortress
<comradco> my retard alarm went off
<@ferelah> !kb comradco
* ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@ppp-51-35.grapevine.net.au
* comradco was kicked by ChanServ ((ferelah) Bye.)
<@ferelah> mine too |
#308289* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <lag> _E0E: I'd be dazed for weeks because 1. a good friend is gone 2. reminded I'm going to go too
<Senix> i'm going to die
<Senix> lahwran: you're going to die
<Senix> we're all going to die
<Senix> get used to it
<_E0E> I often ponder the consequences of me just dropping dead suddenly and someone walking in on it
<Senix> don't be dazed
<Senix> Its fun thinking about how many people you effect.
<Senix> just me being dead, if I died right now, would effect thousands.
<_E0E> highscore! |
#308288* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+kusuriya> hah the EFF is behind the times
<+kusuriya> they just sent me an email newsletter with the subject "Breaking News: Congress sold you out"
<@brycec> kusuriya: wow, they're about 200 years behind.
<@brycec> How is it possible to be further behind than your own existence?
<+kusuriya> Y2k bug? |
#308287* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@satmd> how does one performance-test iris?
< Syloq> satmd, sudo rm -rf /
<@satmd> ok. alternate suggestion?
< Syloq> almost always gives no errors. very thorough.Comment: Source: #inspircd on ChatSpike (irc.chatspike.net)
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#308285* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag < Kurra> ding
<@ChaosNewt> Dong.
<@ChaosNewt> Wait.
<@ChaosNewt> D:
< Kurra> everybody always does that, without fail.Comment: Source: #mane on Blacklnet (blacklnet.no-ip.org)
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#308282* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Andromeda> Shaun never heard me speak
<Andromeda> only 1 who has here was gary
<Andromeda> and possibly DellGuy
<DellGuy> me possibly what
<DellGuy> i was afk
<DellGuy> oh
<DellGuy> heard Andromeda speak
<DellGuy> Andromeda = spider ?
<DellGuy> sypder
<DellGuy> spyder
<DellGuy> or whatever
<V4mpire> yes
<DellGuy> :)
<DellGuy> he shouldnt change names so often
<DellGuy> often...compared to how many times google has changed their name
<V4mpire> indeed
<Andromeda> lol
<Andromeda> i change it cuz it gets boring
<xperfectx> doesnt stop you from being boring tho :/ |
#308281* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+hfinity> a question: why does alcohol exist to drink :S
<@Moon_DogNook> I think you answered your own question
<+hfinity> It is good for medical reasons but to drink omg y u destroy ur liver and mind
<+hfinity> yukk
<@Moon_DogNook> Again, you answered your own question
<+hfinity> :D |
#308279* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag (thrice`) k-s, seriously speaking, are there any e17 release plans on the horizon?
(k-s) thrice`: there is, but nobody clearly understand raster on that
(k-s) thrice`: when it's good enough and we could just releae
(k-s) thrice`: he enters "madman" mode and starts committing like crazy "missign things for release", then things get unstable
(k-s) thrice`: then we need to wait to stablize... and no releases. When we push releases, cycle repeats :-( |
#308276* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Tony|Laptop> i feel special
<Tony|Laptop> this turkey tv dinner came with 2.5 slices of turkey instead of 2
<Tony|Laptop> and there was even a little piece in the mashed potatoes
<MysteryCoon> someone only has 1.5 slices in theirs :( |
#308274* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Sqozza> [22:25:19] <@Keiran> Things that are weird :
<Sqozza> [22:25:31] <@Keiran> Your mother signing into MSN while you're looking at lesbian double fisting
<@seeker> things that are weird: lesbian double fisting, having your mum on msn, still using msn
<failrail> Things that are weird for batman: Lesbian double fisting, using msn, having a mumComment: I love #ozfortess.
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