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#308448* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(LuminolBlue) Yes, Cat thing is a bot thing.
(MJ94) It's LuminolBlue's blow up doll.
(LuminolBlue) Not a blow-up doll, just the pussy. |
#308446* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Moose> o em gee
<Moose> idmin ban pls
* Kev sets ban on idmin!*@*
<Kev> Where is your god now |
#308445* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SmilingDevil> lucky7id1, OS?
<SmilingDevil> Guessing Windows by your username.
<SmilingDevil> XChat-wdk
<lucky7id1> How would you guess Windows by my username, I must know your sorceryComment: #gaymers
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#308444* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<peej> someone should make a game w/ chocobo zombies called The Warking Dead |
#308443* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Su-Shee> DrCurl and MrWget, the new horror story of a two faced man, written by the internet.Comment: freenode #perl
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#308440* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Dolan_pls> If you shit on soap, is the soap dirty or is the shit clean? |
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<Liucy> dams scare me
<Liucy> like what if that shit broke |
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09:46 < CloneShell> sexually fustrated sysadmin
09:46 < CloneShell> should be a meme
09:46 < antiroach> haha
09:46 < antiroach> isnt that redundant |
#308430* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dazuro> oh FUCK
<Dazuro> theres fucking WATER CHESTNUTS in my kitchen
<Dazuro> shitshitshitshitsiht
<Israfel|Away> wat
<RandExt> <_<
* Dazuro is now known as Daz|afk
<Refia> um
<Refia> >_>
<RandExt> que
<KennyMan666> I
<KennyMan666> Only our Dazuro. |
#308429* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Senix> people who join and quit instantly remind me of people who walk into a room and they're like "Oh whats in here? Oh shit people kbai" |
#308428* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Stormgren> question is, do I have any PNP in the junkbox at home
<Stormgren> I have 2n2222 coming out my ears
<Stormgren> I really should stock up my home stuff with PFETs and PNP
<myself> Hence the plethorae of same now in the drawers at your hackerspace :)
<Stormgren> *sigh* Yeah, I know. I should just throw a fiver in there and grab a few to take
<myself> Save on shipping, anyway.
<Stormgren> So when I have the urge to solder something but can't make it to the space for whatever reason, I can do so.
<myself> URGE TO SOLDER
<myself> should be a trackable stat
<myself> Word/Excel overdose, urge to solder reaching critical levels!Comment: #i3detroit
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#308426* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Fr3d> MBP CPU, Y U 80*C
<@Fr3d> Y U NO COOL
<Pandya> because it's a hipster fan Fr3d
<Pandya> it was a fan before being a fan was cool
<Pandya> ...so it's hot |
#308425* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Slie> 21:00:28 * Lion totally fapped to straight porn this morning
<Slie> so you fapped to a guy having sex
<Slie> faggot |
#308424* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<hguhgu> I need to go to church sunday
<hguhgu> because my grandma is being all
<hguhgu> her
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, tell your granny to fuck off
<hguhgu> SD, I live with my grandmother.
<hguhgu> She provides the food.
<hguhgu> You can fuck off.
<hguhgu> I need to eat.
<SmilingDevil> hguhgu, kill her and eat the flesh
<Draggor> ^
<hguhgu> Fuck no she's old and menopausal.
<SmilingDevil> Add salt. |
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<Milenko> I mean, If he really IS Jesus Christ of Nazareth.. Then yes my comments were offensive.Comment: My new favorite IRC quote.
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<+Moon_Dog3VO> wake up people
<+OldManRiver> too busy watching you and kitten getting it on
* Moon_Dog3VO takes kitten to back room and closes the door
<+kitten> wait what
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lol
<+Moon_Dog3VO> kitten: shhhh just go with it
<+OldManRiver> hahaha, Moon_Dog3VO is that your usual technique
<+Moon_Dog3VO> no, i wait till she starts talking and i put my finger on her lips and say"shh"
Join: Tsunami1
<+Moon_Dog3VO> then
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i slide my finger down between her breasts, past her bellybutton
<+OldManRiver> and grab the chicken out of her KFC bucket?
<+Moon_Dog3VO> into her pants and right in her vagina
<+Moon_Dog3VO> i call it the fish hook
* Moon_Dog3VO is classy
* Moon_Dog3VO pets Tsunami1
<+VIPPER> wut
<+Tsunami1> Wat
<+Moon_Dog3VO> lmao
* bradleigh lols
<+kitten> what
<@bradleigh> kitten: SHH
<+kitten> NO
* kitten runs away
<@bradleigh> aw
* OldManRiver stands in the door and licks his lips at kitten
<@bradleigh> next time Moon_Dog3VO
* Moon_Dog3VO sighs |
#308417* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tabs> my penis is too large to fit in a usb port
<Tabs> ive tried |
#308416* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<me_myself_and_i> i bet you would mount my desktop, and violate its little water cooling holes |
#308414* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
You: i'm 92 years old and from the planet bork
Stranger: Thank you for your cooperation. Your ID number will be 42342z3094. Please hold while for an elected associate to assist you.
Stranger: Hi, welcome to Stealth! This is 34892cc293 speaking. Will you enter your ID number here, please?
You: 42342z3094
Stranger: ID 42342z3094 recognized! Do you have any questions for me today, 42342z3094?
You: what is the meaning of life
Stranger: Stealth does not take stands on such earthly matters.
Stranger: Please refrain from asking non-secular based questions
You: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck coulf chuck wood?
Stranger: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood it could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
Stranger: Is there anything else you want Stealth to do for you?
You: could you turn me into a robot with a copper rectum?
Stranger: Stealth does not have an extensive enough medical history yet to determine if such an operation would be dangerous to someone so aged in earth years.
You: i meant im 92 in dog years
Stranger: Stealth politely inquiries if you have parental permission to use omegle?
Stranger: As you appear to be only 13 years.
You: I am my parentComment: Omegle
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#308413* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Vidavi> Wow... I just had the worst brain fart
<Vidavi> Brain says "Cetera means 'others', so what does triceratops mean?" |
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<+darkf> yay i get a cross by my name
<+darkf> does this mean i'm jesus? |
#308403* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hatai> the gf sucks man
<Zymal> of course the gf sucks, because when she becomes a wife she won't do that anymore. |
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<&JBird> :(
<&JBird> i cant believe...
<&JBird> after all we've been through
<&BaKamann> it's not butter
<&JBird> lol |
#308398* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Terminal> Shit the girl i am after money can't buy her
<Terminal> SHe is priceless
<TheJayson> awww
<TheJayson> is she at least fuckable?
<Terminal> Oh yea
<TheJayson> oh so no bag treatment
<TheJayson> lol
<Ryu> yes she is, after he fills her with air
<TheJayson> LMFAO |
#308394* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&o11c> random related note: I hate phpBB: <snip>
<&Frost> o11c: phpBB confuses me. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one. ;)
<&o11c> well, you have access to the SQL database
<&o11c> so you can edit things the easy way
<&Frost> o11c, some day you and I should discuss definitions of terms like "easy way" :p
< Mrgrey> did someone say easy? *perks up*
<&o11c> oh, I'm just quoting Freeyorp
<&Frost> LOL
<&o11c> Mrgrey: not easy enough for you
< Mrgrey> oh, nvm.
< Mrgrey> :P
< Mrgrey> ha
<&o11c> and I mean that both ways
<&Frost> I've learned to respect and sometimes outright fear Freeyorp's idea of "easy" tasks |
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