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#308545* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<leviathan> I want to get number one, but fleshlight is a scary mod
<leviathan> *flashlight |
#308542* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<awweaver> oo we can make Dihydrogen Monoxide now!
<awweaver> Which should be banned.
<theboos> Oh dear
<awweaver> Who agrees?
<neptunepink> Dihydrogen Monoxide is quite scary.
<theboos> Definitely me...
<neptunepink> It can replicate infinitely.
<theboos> you can die from inhaling that stuff..
<@Mead> it's a major component of acid rainComment: a Mod in minecraft.
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#308538* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Arke> i should stop touching my face
<Arke> i have cleaner all over my hands
<Arke> slowly burning the skin away
<cmr|branchy> it's good for you
<Arke> i need to clean my bones
<Arke> they've covered in skin
<Arke> so dirty. |
#308537* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Katrina> interesting note: there is actually an ARM expansion chip
<NovaSquirrel> is it programmable though or is it LOL SEND MATH COMMANDS?
<Katrina> it's LOL SEND CHESS AI COMMANDS
<Katrina> well not CHESS but SHOGI whatever the hell that is
<leod> shogi is chinese chess
<leod> you have 3 billion pawns
<leod> and the board has rice field visuals so everyone can feel right at home |
#308536* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< rms> fuck emacs |
#308535* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Oddlot_> ^_^
<Oddlot_> Y'know those things called air mattresses?
<^_^> They deflate?
<Oddlot_> Well
<Oddlot_> I woke up on the floor
<Oddlot_> Again
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHE HIT THE FLO'
<^_^> (she hit the flo')
<^_^> SHAWTY GOT LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW, LOW
<Oddlot_> Exactly like that |
#308527* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[19:30] <Senix> you want to know how i'm going to name my kids?
[19:30] <Senix> I'm going to bash my head on a keyboard
[19:30] <Senix> and what ever prints out will be there name.
[19:30] <Senix> c v,fk
[19:30] <Senix> ^perfect |
#308517* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Raskolnikov__> Michael Douglas is such a badass in this.
<Raskolnikov__> I miss lead actors of his ilk.
<Skalk_az> in what?
<Raskolnikov__> Basic Instinct.
<Raskolnikov__> And everyone smokes.
<Raskolnikov__> In every scene.
<Skalk_az> so this film is guilty
<schrodingers_hat> lol
<schrodingers_hat> monkey see monkey do
<Raskolnikov__> Yes.
<Raskolnikov__> Michael Douglas is the source of all my problems. |
#308514* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Kage> The main problem with movement, is that we are using tile based pathfinding with pixel based movement... so the code favors the middle of the tile and such
* o11c has never really understood why people wanted pixel-based movement
< Kage> o11c: because it is too limiting
< Kage> But to me, saying tile based is too limiting is like saying my skull is limiting my brain
< Kage> so I remove my skull and my brain falls out |
#308509* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tater> .
<Tater> my cat did that
<Strengths> Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ
<Strengths> my cat is more creative than your cat |
#308495* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Strife89> O loathesome text editor of the Great OSS Beyond,
<Strife89> why must you torment me so with your few yet irksome design issues?
<Strife89> Begone, I say to thee, that I may seek another package,
<Strife89> and carry on coding peacefully. |
#308485* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<x___x> bradleigh, I am your father.
<+bradleigh> x___x: that could be a problem
<+hillcake> x___x, that's called incest
<x___x> * wincest |
#308483* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lefty> hay guyse
<Lefty> my phone wants to install jellybean
* Lefty THREW IT ON THE GROUUUUUNNNDDDD
<qbit> lol
<qbit> THIS ISN'T A JELLYBEAN! THIS IS A PHONE!!!
<Lefty> I'm not a part of your SYSTEMComment: #devious on freenode
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#308482* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* taxiwaygirl giggles
Quit: taxiwaygirl [K-Lined]
<+Moon_Dog3VO> NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO GIGGLE |
#308481* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Geri> how old are you Clyve?
<Clyve> Geri, 30.
<prexus> OLD MAN
<Clyve> I am.
<prexus> I'm ~25
<Geri> omg the jesus year
<Liberty> wow
<Liberty> someone older than me?
<Geri> u prophet?
<Liberty> ^.^
<Geri> :D
Clyve laughs.
<prexus> awesome Clyve
<Clyve> What the hell is a Jesus year?
<Geri> jesus started jesusing at age 30
<Clyve> HAHAHA.
<Clyve> Hahahahaha.
<Clyve> Jesusing.
<prexus> lol
<Clyve> That's funny shit.
<prexus> He jesused the fuck out of that shit |
#308479* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(25-07-2012 00:11:19) Ommand: 31 looks very young
(25-07-2012 00:13:09) SuD: unlike Ommand, i think 31 looks too young
(25-07-2012 00:13:30) Ommand: I'm fairly certain that's what I just said
(25-07-2012 00:14:15) SuD: put a pedobear at the begining of your sentence, then add an exclamation mark at the end
(25-07-2012 00:14:26) SuD: sorry
(25-07-2012 00:15:31) Ommand: sometimes I forget that I'm surrounded by 12 year olds
(25-07-2012 00:16:34) CoJoNEs: 12 seems oldComment: #cyanogendmod
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#308472* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Nanobot> Huh... the Sierra Mist tastes off, too. Maybe I'm getting sick.
<+Hakase> don't get sick ;c
<@Nanobot> Yeah, something's off with my taste buds.
<@Nanobot> I went to the state fair on Friday. I could have easily picked up something there
<@Nanobot> I watched little girls singing and nearly crying on stage
<@Nanobot> Super nervous
<@Nanobot> I wanted to give them a hug. But then I'd be arrested |
#308468* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+murfoid> and just out of curiosity, what are those elements
<+Sweden> Honesty, Kindness, Laughter, Generosity, Loyalty and Autism
<+Sweden> I mean Magic.
<+Cepheus> Sweden: horses and friendship and it's... supernatural qualities?
<+Sweden> yes
<+Cepheus> just please stop masturbating to magical ponies in channel
<+Sweden> never
<+Cepheus> it's disturbing the rest of us
<+Cepheus> on many indescribable levels
<+Sweden> oh la la fancy british words
<+Cepheus> Sweden: i know anything longer than 8 letters oodles your noodle
<+Cepheus> but please, let's be civil |
#308467* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Militant slides hotdog firmly between boobs
<dabc> stick a sparkler in her ass and light it and then sing the national anthem
* Militant finds a decent sized sparkler and shoves it in preethi's ass and lights it with his bic
[8:39pm] <Militant> OOOOOOOOH SAY
<Militant> CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE
<Militant> BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIIIIIIIGHT
<preethi> i feel very used right now
<Militant> WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED
<preethi> and why do i have a hot dog between my boobs
<Militant> AT THE TWILIGHTS LAST GLEAMING
<dabc> cos your boobs are so hot it can cook it |
#308466* (?/59) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lonyo> batman is the shittiest superhero there is
<Lonyo> he cant even stop criminals at his own film screening |
#308465* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hjorten> why won't wellfare help you out? is it cause you're parents are gonna get the apartment for you?
<Hjorten> err
<Hjorten> your*
* Hjorten cannot live with the shame
* Hjorten commits ritualistic suicide
* Hjorten turns
<*> Hjorten is now known as Hjortzombie
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains?
<Hjortzombie> braaaaaaaaaaains! |
#308463* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Adam> Verum, you're not a mod.
<Adam> Stop pretending to be one.
<Mr-Brightside> yea he is lol
== Adam was kicked from #TwoCans by Verum [Great.]
<jaxxie|Busy> xD
<Mr-Brightside> MODDED! |
#308451* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
edmund> or, use xmonad
edmund> it's like having sex with a sexy octopus |
#308450* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Klisz> سخ صاشفطس ع لعغس
<Klisz> wrong keyboard layout
<Klisz> so what's up guys |
#308449* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bananobot> ]y
<ljrbot> Bananobot: You're already playing a game on this network. You can only be in one at a time.
<Bananobot> :(
<Bananobot> Don't be like that, baby |
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