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<Paimun> BILL CLINTON WAS TOO BUSY GETTING HIS DICK SUCKED BY ANOTHER GIRL TO STOP THE REPEAL THE GLASS-STEAGAL ACT, AS A RESULT WE ALL GOT FUCKED UP THE ASS
<Paimun> THANKS A LOT BILL CLINTON'S SEMEN |
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EphemeralAlex: Eyeballs are just seeing testicles. |
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* SmilingDevil pets nailbunny
<nailbunny> what sounds do bunnies make?
<nailbunny> fuck it
* nailbunny purrsComment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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<@Spardot> needs to be tomorrow
<@Loskene> you could have been playing borderlands 2 while waiting
<@Loskene> good god what a brilliant game
<@Loskene> tediore guns are fantastic
<@Spardot> no I just finished my druid not too long ago
<@Spardot> tomorrow...POKEMON
>>> Spardot DANCES
<@Loskene> I have a burst fire electric sniper rifle, an assault rifle that shoots rockets, a target seeking flechette smg, a rocket launcher that launches itself at the enemy instead of reloading
<@Loskene> brilliant shit
<@Spardot> I HAVE MY 3 85S
<@Spardot> 4 85s if you count my worgen
<@Loskene> wow, numbers
<@Spardot> psh
<@Spardot> you think thats bad
<@Loskene> :V
<@Spardot> reforging is a nightmare
<@Loskene> I'm having fun instead of that |
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WilliamImm: After all, (the obvious joke goes here.)
WilliamImm: Except once it involves - well, you know.
Monarch: I don't know where this stereotype of depraved dirty pornographic material from germany comes from
WilliamImm: Bash.org or QDB?Comment: Malwareup Chatroom
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<deltaray> Isn't it ironically funny how instead of people starting to call it GNU/Linux like Stallman wanted, that now its Linux/Ubuntu. Like in video titles on Youtube and stuff. |
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<sigmund> I got stuck having to go to my damn family reunion
<sigmund> 6 hours of pure hell
<sigmund> it was hilarious though when my little cousin, 4 year old girl, kept saying she wanted hot dogs
<sigmund> but when she said hot dogs, it sounded more like hung dongs
<sigmund> "I want hung dongs! I want hung dongs!"
<sigmund> poor girl didn't have a clue why I was laughing so hard |
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Milz: IMO, I think it should go more like this: "Whatever doesn't kill me...had better start [shotgun cock] RUNNING!"
Mol: Oh, come on, get the timing right: "Whatever doesn't kill me [shotgun cock] had better start running."
Milz: OK. Ok. I can dig that. What does not convey in my writing is a *pause* for the shotgun cocking. But , yours is cool, too.
Mol: Yours conveyed the pause, but it was in the wrong place. :)
Milz: Funny. Well, then. It's agood thing i don't write stage plays. I would suck at it. LOL
Mol: No worries. It was merely [puts on shades] a bad beat.Comment: Finally, my own bad beat story.
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<@Brewster> sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/ApolloJustice
<ApolloJustice> sudo dd if=/dev/sda of=/mnt/Brewster
<ApolloJustice> now you are FULL OF PORN!" |
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<Nazeo> Alright then
<Nazeo> Is there anything u want from me to do?
<Nazeo> I do requests :V
(I /whois him real quick, see what state he's in...)
<Suzuran> Actually yeah, you're in Wisconsin, right?
<Nazeo> Yes I am
<Suzuran> What city?
<Nazeo> I go to Cleveland from time to time
<Nazeo> West Allis
(Quick abuse of Google Maps to figure out where the nearest airport is...)
<Suzuran> Nazeo: Oh, that's right by Milwaukee, right?
<Nazeo> Yup
<Suzuran> Nazeo: North part of town, there's a little airport named Timmerman Airport, ever heard of it?
<Nazeo> I have
<Suzuran> Next time you get a chance to drop by there, ask them how much they charge for a bucket of prop wash and 50 feet of flight line.
<Nazeo> I can do this for you
<Suzuran> Cool, that'd be grand
<Nazeo> It's always a pleasure for me to help others ^_^
(Wait a few hours...)
*** Nazeo has joined #thcrap
<Nazeo> ...
<Nazeo> Ha.
<Nazeo> Haha
<Nazeo> Ahahahaha
<Nazeo> Suzy is a riot.
<Nazeo> :/
<Nazeo> *Nazeo goes to airport*
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Oh hey there, how can I help you?
<Nazeo> Nazeo: Uh yes, how much is a bucket of Prop wash?
<Nazeo> *TAS stares at him for a full minute before bursting out into laughter*
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Son, you just got hazed!
<Nazeo> Nazeo: What?
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: Prop wash is what comes out of the engines when they are running
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: It has no value
<Nazeo> Nazeo: ...
<Nazeo> Nazeo: Sorry for wasting your time then...
<Nazeo> TAS Guy: No worries, you just made my day
<Nazeo> It's ok though
<Nazeo> I do not get mad; I get even
<Nazeo> Also Nmlgc, I legitally passed out yesterday. Sorry I did not do my job
<Nazeo> I will begin now
<DeltaSierra4> dang dude
<DeltaSierra4> did u really take his favor seriously?
<Nazeo> I did
<Nazeo> I went to the airport; in my Army gear too
<DeltaSierra4> I bet probably he asked you that when he saw you fall for his entrance joke
<DeltaSierra4> oh fuck
<DeltaSierra4> dang
<Nazeo> Since I got out from my PT traning
* DeltaSierra4 rofl
<Nazeo> *training
<DeltaSierra4> I can't imagine that
<Nazeo> Well
<DeltaSierra4> rofl
<DeltaSierra4> dude
<DeltaSierra4> oh man
<Nazeo> Suzy just earned himself a place next to Sefam
<Nazeo> In other words, HE'S ON THE LISTComment: Oldest trick in the book!
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<darkf> wow that was a painful shit
<darkf> I had to chant "I expel thee demons from my anus!" |
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<Renny> when did osx come out?
<donvid> 2001
<Dr_Pressure> I always knew OSX was gay |
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<Tobias> edging is fun
<Tobias> I do it on family vacations
<Tobias> and then when you get home THAR SHE BLOWSComment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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<@pup> hey eller i just got a book about your fair country
<@pup> i bought it because its about video culture and identity politics and didnt realize that its about fucking canada
<@eller> i hope they didn't publish anything about how we make our farts smell like maple syrup
<@eller> that shit's top secretComment: #electronic-mp3@EFNet
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<cruzin_cloud> I'm back!
<Lara> I'm front.
<NotiCon> I'm right.
<Lara> No you're wrong. |
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< o11c> huh, CIA must be dead
< Frost> that's one hell of a conspiracy!Comment: CIA-### is an IRC bot that reports changes in a source code repository
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daijitsu: usoy estando el color-os
Bran: was hast du gerade gesagt
daijitsu: ich weiss nicht
daijitsu: weist
daijitsu: kjadkfj
Bran: it's weiss
Bran: oder weiß
daijitsu: yeah. Wait what's 'white' then
Bran: weiß
Bran: :v
daijitsu: CURSES
Bran: You just assume based on the context
Bran: I WHITE WHAT THAT MEANS
daijitsu: so hitler was just saying knowledgeable people are good and everyone just went apeshit with the wrong message |
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<hagbard> and
<hagbard> newegg's really gone too far diversifying it's catalog
<hagbard> [link removed, pointed to Newegg item 9SIA00Y09H5503, which is a "Smokehouse Meaty Knuckle Femur Bone Bulk".]
<melstav> newegg's gone amazon.
<melstav> that bone isn't being sold BY newegg. it's sold *ON* newegg. It's sold *BY* "UnbeatableSALE"
<Stormgren> Hey, when I'm deep in code, sometimes I just wanna chew on a femur!
<myself> Newegg's been doing that for ages.
<Stormgren> Is that so wrong?
<hagbard> melstav: I stand corrected.
* myself looks up from his tibia
<myself> DON'T JUDGE MEComment: Meaty knuckle.
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<s17> i crashed my talkatone app by adding a home number the same as the cell number for a contact
<s17> booo
<jeian> #firstworldproblems
<s17> yay, it recovered, nevermind
<s17> i got your first world problems right here
* s17 grabs crotch
<jeian> indeed
<jeian> people are dying from war and hunger everywhere, a small penis is indeed a first world problem
<gelato> unless
<gelato> having a small penis decrease your chances of having sex
<gelato> which, in the third world, decreases your chances of getting hiv/aids or another sti
<gelato> in that case, having a small penis is a third world bonus
* jeian quirks an eyebrow
<jeian> ... I like the way you think, comrade
<gelato> 8=D |
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<Jaz> this chan sucks
<Lonnie> why?
<Jaz> mainly cuz kimmi isnt here
<Jaz> but shes talking to me somewhere else so meh
<Lonnie> Jaz you got a thing going with Kimmi?
<Jaz> Mhm
<Jaz> gf
<Lonnie> is it serious?
<Jaz> Idk it might get serious
<Jaz> we'll see
<Lonnie> so you guys are like together?
<Lonnie> wow
<Jaz> shes awesome
<Lonnie> so how long have you guys been talking?
<Teepul> 5 minutes
<Lonnie> wow
<Lonnie> thats deep |
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Ryan says: Cannabis was used as a truth serum by the Office of Strategic Services (OSS), a US government intelligence agency formed during World War II. In the early 1940s, it was the most effective truth drug developed at the OSS labs at St. Elizabeths Hospital; it caused a subject "to be loquacious and free in his impartation of information."[128]
Ryan says: ahahahaha
Ryan says: its like, i hope they capture me, i get to get high as shit =D
Jason says: ..Comment: off Live
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<scolecite> I'm a science fair virgin.
<scolecite> While you're a science fair whore.
<winocm> JOIN THE SCIENCE FAIR BROTHEL |
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<Celti> IIRC, that was our longest-running game
<Celti> and Excalibur's catching up to it
<Godwinson> But Excalibur is--
<Godwinson> FINE
<Godwinson> I WONT TALK
* Godwinson telepaths
<Celti> I'm getting the urge to type something...
<Celti> what is it...
<Celti> oh!
* Godwinson was kicked from #heimdall by Celti [This is it!]
* Godwinson has joined #heimdall
<Godwinson> IT WORKED! |
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<+CF> My sister is playing the female lead.
<+CF> So I need 2 guys.
<King_Rat> me and aster
<MobileAster> No.
<+CF> one of which dies in the end, the other flips his shit and leaves with all their supplies
<+CF> in the middle of the night
[23:08:38] <King_Rat> aster can die
[23:08:38] <MobileAster> King_Rat dies.Comment: They HATE each other. Timestamps intact in the end to show how they posted at the same time.
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<Tucos> falconindy: your handy scripts aren't doing a particularly good job at scaring the nubs away :p
<falconindy> Tucos: dude, my documentation was FLAWLESS some douchecanoe got to it |
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