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<Mellence> I am the only Marine that gets a hadron from physics. |
#308858* (?/5) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<delrio> is anyone ever going to make windows applications with a gui that doesn't look like total shit?
<DellGuy> delrio, you mean so it doesnt look like windows 8 ?
<Taerom> everything must look like it's made in visual basic 2.0
<Taerom> the windows 8 human interface guidelines (HIG) specifically require ass-ugly GUIsComment: globalgamers #cg
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#308850* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dakine> muh brain
<dakine> >boob hurts
<dakine> >IT MUST BE CANCER
<epidemic> aw
<epidemic> just keep away from webmd and you won't die :3 |
#308848* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< blorpy> I've dated like 6 guys
< blorpy> and got into 2 relationships this year
< blorpy> i dumped both of them but that was because i got sick of their personal failings
< blorpy> but it was okay relationship wise
< blorpy> one was a libertarian
< blorpy> and the other was an idiot manchild
< epidemic> blorpy: no
< epidemic> both were idiot manchildren |
#308846* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[ After failing at making some ascii "art" ]
<@Jan> ;_; I messed it up on the last one
<+Garr> it happens
<@Jan> that's like having the best fuck ever
<@Jan> but you slip just as you orgasm
<@Jan> and then it feels horrible
<+Garr> nice analogy
<+Garr> very refined |
#308845* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Juliet|Awesome went to town on her feet with pumice stone, feels so good ^_^
< rcfox> Juliet|Awesome: What did you do with the pumice stone once you finished walking to town? |
#308838* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<zash> KILL ALL HUMANS
<furq> you mean KILL all HUMANS
<zash> killall -9 humans
<onr> it'll ask "are you sure?"
<fogfx> error: cannot violate Rule 1
<fogfx> actually i guess 0 would be more fitting
<FireFly> the process name being plural would be a bit odd
<onr> it's master process
<fogfx> maybe it clones itself until it has a detrimental effect on the environment, depriving other processes of resources |
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< lollz> sandy blew everyone? what a slut. |
#308832* (?/7) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
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<Keiran> God damn it.
<Keiran> I'm gonna ban him if he does that one more time
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#308829* (?/8) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&Nicane> come here
<&Nicane> and rub
<&Nicane> a
<&Nicane> dub
<&Nicane> dub
< Jan> there is no tub
< Jan> i cannot rub a dub without a tub
<&Nicane> how about some wub wub wub?
< Jan> how about I dubstep the fuck out of here |
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<icallitvera> I did the isidewith.com thing and got Jill Stein... this right after she got arrested at one of the debates.
<Paimun> Jill Stein is great.
<TestDummy> At getting arrested? |
#308824* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< BaKamann> oh nose hakker on the lose
< BaKamann> delicious shipping
< BaKamann> sexy robots
< BaKamann> provide me with images, servents
< BaKamann> fine i'll get it myself :(
< BaKamann> i am so amused right now
<&Jan> bakamann you need to join more channels
< BaKamann> why
<&Jan> you're developing schizophrenia from being alone here
< BaKamann> i like talking to myself
< BaKamann> or am i already schizophrenic and you aren't actually here
<&Jan> maybe I'm schizo and you aren't here
<&Jan> and you're me trying to trick myself into thinking I'm not real and just your imagination
<&Jan> or maybe it's the other way around
<&Jan> what do you think jones
< BaKamann> or maybe we're both made up by jones' imagination
<&Jan> fuck
< BaKamann> oh fuck we are self aware
<&Jan> -----------^^^^^^^^^^^
<&Jan> if we start acting gay will that make jones gay
< BaKamann> no
<&Jan> ok :(
< BaKamann> ok i'll find something to do :(
<&Jan> if I am bakamann and I am jones and jones is bakamann because we are all jones
<&Jan> if I hit bakamann will jones be hitting himself
<&Jan> and will jones know what hit him???
< BaKamann> only one problem with that theory
< BaKamann> who was phone
<&Jan> fuckComment: I don't know anymore
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<+Draconis> Also, speaking of poor cats...
<+JPRoth1980> I now have a flail for the melee rounds at our wars. |
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<skyboy> http://qdb.us/121252
<skyboy> that is the most brilliant idea ever
<skyboy> every time anyone anywhere downloads something illegally, fire a cannonball into the nearest RIAA/MPAA owned building
<skyboy> they'll surrender within hours! |
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06:45 <@XiX> holy shit
06:45 <@XiX> wouldnt it be
06:46 <@XiX> a great idea
06:46 <@XiX> to like
06:46 <@XiX> stencil over your 'Caps Lock' key
06:46 <@XiX> so it reads
06:46 <@XiX> 'Bat Man'
06:46 <@XiX> then whenever you wanna go batman mode on someone
06:46 <@XiX> you hit the Bat Man key
06:46 <@XiX> and start yelling at them |
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<Itachi> i can dream, cant I
<Keevan> i have a dream
<Itachi> about?
<Keevan> that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character
<Itachi> damnit Keevan! makin me all teary-eyed and shit
<Drenzieg> well this sucks becuase the content of my character is really shitty...
<Keevan> I win |
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<@Jag> SOMETIMES WHEN I FAP TO STUFF I PRETEND I'M THE GIRL
<~tripper> same
<&Fiber> Same... |
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<!cfowler> https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/10/19/_lfG5K7qkECTODCmX4kugw2.png
<blackow l666> that looks like a clone of that guy from house
<!cfowler> NO SHIT?!
<!ryan> that couldn't be the entire point of the image
<blackowl666> then what?
<!ryan> you are making me physically ill
* cfowler has kicked blackowl666 from #gamemusic (Go sit in the corner.)
<!cfowler> I may not believe in abortion but he's seriously making me reconsider my stance. |
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<Zakiel> That reminds me of something I saw on campus today.
<Zakiel> There was this woman and guy outside, and the woman had a sign that says, "JUST SAY NO TO STDS!" and the guy was wearing a cape and spandex, dressed like superman, without the emblem.
<Zakiel> and they wanted people to sign a anti-STD pledge. So this guy walks by and the woman says, "join us in the fight against STDs" and the guy says, "I already have three STDs" and she replies, "sir, that isn't something one should take pride in." He grabs his crotch and says, "You only wish I would give you some. |
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(22-10-2012 23:21:36) asturel: hmm.. accidently pressed 89 intead of 8 (make -j89 :D)
(22-10-2012 23:22:14) neighborhoodhack: did it go fast?
(22-10-2012 23:22:15) neighborhoodhack: lol.
(22-10-2012 23:22:40) asturel: pressed ctrl +c like hellComment: #cyanogenmod-dev
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00:18:20 <+biohazard504> quick quesitona
<+biohazard504> ynone here use ubuntu
<+biohazard504> ynone here use ubuntu
<+biohazard504> what animal is 12.04 LTS
<+biohazard504> i need to know what animal it is to install a package
<+biohazard504> it doesn't say anywhere the version |
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* Barnaby (Barnaby@70-2-246-157.pools.spcsdns.net) has joined #420chan
* FBI gives voice to Barnaby
<+Barnaby> guys
<+Barnaby> im stuck in rural arkansas
<+Barnaby> help
<+Barnaby> i just got out of a church of christ service
<+Barnaby> i dont have muych time
<+Barnaby> oh gosd theyreer making em eat wiht more christianns
* Barnaby has quit (Quit)Comment: We sacrifice for the ones we love, don't we?
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<Tanami> $0 is dependent on the shell too
<ijz> oh of course it is
<ijz> I'm too used to straight Perl haha
<lundson> vs gay perl?
<lundson> i meant javaComment: Freenode/#irssi
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<Arke> who is lord british
<Sentorian> WHAT
<cmr> srsly
<Sentorian> Arke: your mother has had the clap so many times it turned into applause |
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<@acetoline> people who work with $100 million supercomputers write most of their stuff in fortran
<*> Quits ->rwg
<@shwS> insane
<@acetoline> lol rwg saw fortran and immediately went 'fuck that'
<*> Joins[#] ->rwg
<@acetoline> fortran
<@shwS> haha |
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