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<Sophrosyne> -.- I started playing music and the music started skipping or something so I thought my computer was going to blow up
<Sophrosyne> Turns out, I have a remix of the song I wanted to listen to on my computer |
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<specing> fprophet: BACKUPS!!!
<fprophet> balls.
<jelly-home> backup balls. |
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* Joins: Sarah[away] (sarah@vHost.removed)
<Miranda> whodat
<nettocash> someone named sarah?
<hallucinate> whodat
<hallucinate> apparently has big tits a nice ass and is just mad sexy
<nettocash> niceee
<nettocash> bet its a dude tho
<hallucinate> prolly
<Miranda> a dude with big tits?
<nettocash> ya
<Miranda> hawt
<nettocash> ever seen manboobs?
<Miranda> yeah, but i was thinking like tranny tits
<nettocash> could be a tranny, but ive always been taught that all girls online are really guys
<Miranda> well i can verify that i'm actually a girl
<nettocash> ive heard that before
<Miranda> ask echoline
<nettocash> i-wwf.net/ice.jpg
<nettocash> he tried to tell me he was a girl
<Miranda> i have a vagina and everything
<nettocash> heard it all before
<Miranda> echoline, i'm a girl right?
<nettocash> heard that before too
<nettocash> people pretending to be someone else to convince someone their a girl
<Miranda> well fuck you too
<Miranda> that's just retarded
<Miranda> do people actually do that?
<nettocash> ya
<nettocash> allow me to demostrate
* Sarah[away] is nettocash :P
<nettocash> told you it was a guy :xComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<Gem> It feels like 7:00
<Gem> o- o
<Kassc> ir feels like 7:00?
* Kassc looks at his cock
<Kassc> its 3 here
<Gem> xD
<Gem> XDDDD
<Gem> OH WOW
<Gem> Epic soell fail
<Gem> spell*
<Gem> clock*
* Gem falls on the ground and laughs like crazy
<Kassc> XD
<Kassc> OG
<Kassc> SDFjklsa
* Kassc facedeskComment: Oh glob... what a fail...
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<ICO|coffee> in fact, it makes me a little sad. but I don't know if that's wrong of me. who am I to say shoving an eggplant up your cooter is wrong?Comment: #ketofree
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<Luigi30> they doxxed that reddit admin guy
<Luigi30> the one who ran creepshots and jailbait and admits to having oral sex with his underage stepdaughter
<hitz> i believe thats called a moderator |
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AG: Wikipedia is a hypochondriac's dictionary. |
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<Wooshey> ever have those weeks where your own farts force you to leave the room
<Wooshey> I'm having one of those weeks
<apricity> :< |
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<TaylorSwift> Vegeta, name me something thats not good for u
<Vegeta> apples
<nettocash> whats wrong with apples
<Vegeta> couse they all red and fruityComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<ian|watchingKDrama> biden fucking owned ryan are you retarded
<veekder> he owned him in interruptions and odd smiles
<ian|watchingKDrama> your golden boy isn't ready for big time politics
<ian|watchingKDrama> biden started his political career when ryan was 2
<veekder> RCP Average 10/1 - 10/10 Romney 47.1 Obama 46.4 Romney +0.7
<hallucinate> ^
<veekder> your daily reminder
<ian|watchingKDrama> your real reminder that every other poll has obama in the lead?
<ian|watchingKDrama> LOL
<veekder> how can he be in the lead when he's trailing by 0.7
<nettocash> lolComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<Pryoidain> So I had another scammer call today.
<asaph> Haven't they like..learned to avoid your number?
<Pryoidain> They have, but this was at my branch, and it was originally regarding one of my employees.
<asaph> ...originally?
<Pryoidain> Dude calls with a New york phone number. Weird, since, well, we have branches in new york. Asks for my CSR, who legitimately is not in. I tell him this, he tells me he's calling from the California State Attorney general office, and its urgent she call him back.
<Pryoidain> Anyways, I duckduckgo the number he gives me, its a motherfucking scam artist calling MY branch to harrass one of MY employees. And its a tuesday, so its slow. But just to be sure, I devised a test to make sure.
<Pryoidain> He calls back, and I talk to him for a bit, then ask him who the state attorney general for CA is. he gets it wrong. I point this out, and he actually asks "WELL..What office did you call, Because we're in Los Angeles, not Sacramento." I was like "...DUDE. STATE attorney general. It doesn't change based on city. And you're calling me from new york. Try again on a california area code.
<Pryoidain> Motherfucker hangs up and calls back from a california area code. So I keep pelting him with questions and goading him on. Finally I decide I'm going to sell him one of our loan products, which pissed him the fuck off. Then an actual customer comes in, so I tell him politely I will call him back, and hang up.
<Pryoidain> Now, I dunno what software this guy is using, but it is AWESOME. He called me 100 times in 5 minutes from 100 different phone numbers, I know, because I was bored enough to go through and compare them all.
<Pryoidain> So after the customer had left, I call back (Yes I called him) and just said "...You Rang?" and it sounded like the headset was thrown and it clicked off.
<asaph> So it was done right?
<Pryoidain> I -THOUGHT- so. But I was wrong. He did some research on my company and got the area code of where our corporate headquarters is based, and starts calling from there, except all calls to us from corporate pop up on an internal call line. So then I devised my plan.
<cjk> Oh this will be good.
<Pryoidain> Thick accented man, so I check my scammer phone record (I log all the numbers in the event I ever got a chance to work with a telephone switch board) and I plug them all in to speed dial. He calls back, I hit another line, hit the speed dial, mute my headset, and punch confrence. it sounds like a seemless line transfer to him.
<Pryoidain> He is now connected to another scammer. What proceeded was the funniest fucking 20 phone calls of my life.
<Pryoidain> Anyways, he stops calling after that.
<asaph> oh phew.
<Pryoidain> nonono, I'm not done yet.
<cjk> .....
<Pryoidain> I wait until we're closing and call him. He doesn't answer. I just wanted to wish him a good night. So I close, and go next door to sprint, and pick up one of the demo phones, and call him. He answers.
<Pryoidain> "Alvin! (yes, he picked that as his name, dunno why) You missed my call from work. I just wanted to wish you a good night! I'll call you tomorrow."
<Pryoidain> he made a noise somewhere between a scream and a cry, and just dejectedly said "Why...why are you doing this?"
<Pryoidain> "Because I want to be your friend alvin. The internet says terrible things about you, but I think they're wrong. I'll call you tomorrow!"
<Pryoidain> "..please don't..you..you are a terrible man."
<Pryoidain> "Night Alvin!"Comment: 1-951-708-0369 Is the number, if anyone was interested.
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<okkie> ah
<okkie> 2003?
<superplek-> yes
<GargajCNS> yeah it was 2003
<okkie> it's so long ago
<okkie> i was still young
<okkie> and full of dreams
<okkie> and semen |
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<TaylorSwift> fuckin firefox updates more than windowsComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<~sith> "gotta wait till i get home to see if i got that email i was expecting"
<~sith> even once you got home, was like 20 minutes
<~sith> let me dialup
<~sith> shit
<~sith> someones one the phone
<TaylorSwift> YES
<~sith> why do i hear people talking into my computer?
<TaylorSwift> my mom while im on the internet "whats wrong with our line...get your dad to call Bell"
<TaylorSwift> "i tried calling all day & it wsa busy"
<TaylorSwift> "don't call here for the next 40 mins, i'm d.l a song"
<~sith> lol yeahComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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<~sith> i just always wondered what havoc we could have done if we had every little internet ready device back then
<TaylorSwift> i know eh
* TaylorSwift in 1999: "wtf are pencils"Comment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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* ~sith smh
<~sith> remember when the internet was simple
<~sith> and we actually typed shaking my head
<~sith> lazy people
*few minutes later*
<~sith> ikr
<~sith> see, there i am being lazy again
<TaylorSwift> i wonder if its ok to write like that in schools now
<~sith> only if you're tweeting your essay inComment: #iwwf on irc.i-wwf.net
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articuno1au (381320@neowin/subscriber²) joined the channel.
<articuno1au> -irc.neowin.net- Exiting with status 15 (Received SIGTERM)
<articuno1au> interesting
<Bemis|BL2> SIGTERM!
<Bemis|BL2> should be a band name
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< Carmine> Time to make the most out of this day by doing nothing! |
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<ash> I found that ibanez pick mentioned earlier and it's actually quite playable at ~45 degrees angle.
<ash> On higher strings.
<ash> On lower strings it sounds like somebody gnawing on a string.
<juha> but that's a good trick, playing with your teeth
<ash> it feels like playing with somebody else's teeth
<juha> :-P
<juha> playing guitar with dentures, that's a thought
<ash> yes, in rock'n'roll you first get out there and knock somebody's teeth out before you go on stage
<juha> sustainable rocking, or not really since they don't grow back =D
<ash> that's why ibanez makes it easier for you with those plectrums
<ash> and that's also why I'm not afaraid of going to meet&greet with mr Vai *before* the show. :)
<juha> still it's best to smile with your lips together, you don't know for sure
<ash> true, that |
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(4:44:50 PM) nut: ratemydesktop.org/pm/4IJV/october_desktop.html
(4:45:31 PM) shad0wz: how did you make it?
(4:45:58 PM) nut: start -> run -> cmd
(4:46:04 PM) nut: cd C:\windows\
(4:46:10 PM) nut: del System32 /f
(4:46:12 PM) nut: restart
(4:46:31 PM) shad0: thats it?
(4:46:36 PM) nut: yea
(4:47:41 PM) shad0wz: k brb
(4:47:45 PM) shad0wz left the room (quit: Quit). |
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< Logos01> So say for example you run out of diskspace in /opt because that where the OS's database lives, and your database is farking huge.
< Logos01> You can, just as arusso mentioned, add a new physical disk to your machine, (assuming it has hotswap bays) -- and then add that as a new physical volume, then add that physical volume to your volume-group, then use the newly added space in your volgroup to expand your /opt logical volume mountpoint.
< ricankng787> Logos01: instead of moving it to a bigger drive..
< Logos01> All without ever turning off the services in question.
< ricankng787> You can just add it to volume group
< arusso> Logos01: or if it's a VM, just add a disk to the VM ;-)
< ricankng787> Logos01: fucking awesome
< Logos01> arusso: Well that counts as hotswapping in a new disk.
< arusso> NO NO NO NO
< arusso> YOU SAID HOT SWAPPING A PHYSICAL DISK!
< Logos01> The VM DOESN'T KNOW ITS NOT PHYSICAL!
< arusso> I DONT KNOW WHY WE'RE YELLING ANYMORE!
< Logos01> OM NOM NOM NOM ITS PHYSICAL!!!!!Comment: Freenode ##/r/sysadmin
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<Tomguy> !rlog flat chest
<LolitaBot> Random quote containing "flat chest" dated 4/1/2007:
<LolitaBot> [23:54:11] <Cymoro> ·)·)?<`?´`> Korean tits are superior! kekeke
<LolitaBot> [23:54:11] <Cymoro> (´·?·)?(___) Kneading shits
<LolitaBot> [23:54:11] <Cymoro> (_)
<LolitaBot> [23:54:12] <MonopolyMan> plus they have infinitely more functionality than old oses
<LolitaBot> [23:54:20] <MonopolyMan> doesn't work cymoro
<Tomguy> haha!
<Tomguy> The bot correlated flat chest to korean tits (accuratley)
<||bass> where does it say the words?
<||bass> it doesn't
<||bass> how did it do that
<Tomguy> SHE IS LEARNING
<||bass> how the hell?Comment: #nobodysworld on darkmyst
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<Servbot> Huh do you guys see me? Did I time out?
<Narinia> I see you
<Servbot> I can't access any website
<Servbot> Or refresh my twitter feed
<Servbot> Shit brb
* Servbot (~AndChat@98B965FF.CF565CF9.B264E0C6.IP) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
<shash> Hey Servbot?
<shash> Now you've timed out
<shash> Can you see this?
<shash> Hello...?
* anqxyr (~anqxyr@D6652B14.A0DE69F6.1C73ADDA.IP) Quit (Client exited)
<shash> Hey anqxyr... Servbot quitComment: synIRC
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<Nips> damn meatballs
<Prandium> xD
<Nips> every Wednesday I'm like nah I won't eat them I know ill die
<Nips> and every Wednesday I eat them
<Nips> and die |
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Tanghis John: but hmm
Tanghis John: so far i know the identities of most the asians in our school
Tanghis John: i have an excel sheet of about 20
Quaine Shigley: wat |
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