AllBestWeekMonthRandom<Prev1..56575859606162..311Next> |
#308221* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <dkelle4> subtracting from a negative makes a positive
<dkelle4> ;o
<eyeballer> no it doesnt..
<dkelle4> -4 + -4
<dkelle4> =0
<dkelle4> err
<dkelle4> >_<Comment: dkelle4, "cpa"
|
#308220* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Bananobot> Today is the expiration date of my milk
<Bananobot> LIVING ON THE EDGE
<UForgotten> salmonella cha cha cha |
#308215* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+moham> man, i'd have to think pretty hard to remember the last time i snorted cocaine
<+moham> pre-chilluns
<+moham> can't wait till they're older so we can do a bunch of blow together, like a proper family |
#308214* (?/45) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <~BlacklightBusy> !eightball Should I start pushing stuff at #LoftAfterDark ?
< GameServ> That's a question you should ask yourself.
<~BlacklightBusy> …
<~BlacklightBusy> !eightball Do you think you're being helpful?!
< GameServ> You wish.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
|
#308209* (?/41) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag Mr. Richard: just taught my little brother that he can lie about his age on the internet
Mr. Richard: he is growing up so fastComment: reddit steam chat
|
#308203* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+Dustin> Legend_of_Link: Have you ever played with Python?
<%Legend_of_Link> No, but isn't it a type of basic? |
#308200* (?/58) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+Lolenheimer> Roses are red, violets are blue, Vodka costs less than dinner for two~ |
#308199* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <wickk> lol I haven't even played with/against him but it refreshes on a KB
<Cor> on a what now
<wickk> Killing Blow
<Cor> i bang skinny people, you can't just abbreviate gaming terms to me
<wickk> lmfao |
#308197* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag *02:49 -!- freezeftw [5357dab1@gateway/web/freenode/ip.83.87.218.177] has joined #cncnet
02:52 < Myg> welcome freeze
02:56 < Myg> sup
02:57 < intelminer> I believe he's giving you the cold shoulderComment: #cncnet on Freenode
|
#308196* (?/46) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag Lunacy: ...
Lunacy: WELL
Lunacy: THAT JUST HAPPENED
RAcaseal Proton: ?
Lunacy: He LITERALLY came in my room with a knife.
6:42 PM - Mobius One: ...
Sugar Grape: O_O
Sugar Grape: HIDE
RAcaseal Proton: Ohsh-- RUN
Mobius One: what the fuck
Lunacy: Luckily, he's a dumb fuck and grabbed a butter knife.Comment: My brother is a dumb fuck.
|
#308193* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@Loskene> everyone should have a whiteboard
<@Loskene> I have one that everyone writes on
<@Loskene> and we've agreed not to erase anything on it
<@Loskene> mostly because this marker doesn't erase well and just stains the whole board green
<@Loskene> but now it has "Let's fuck shit up" in fancy cursive writing
<@Loskene> and "NICK" but he fucked up and the K looks like a pair of trousers
<@Loskene> it amuses me to no end
<@Loskene> and the graphical shopping list we drew while stoned
<@Loskene> a square with "loads of crisps" written on it
<@Loskene> something shaped like a condom we couldn't identify so it has a question mark beside it
<@Loskene> and a donut with an arrow pointing to the middle saying "shit"
<@Loskene> I don't understand it
<@Loskene> also a big bottle of coke with like explosions and light around it
<@Loskene> this is the best shopping list ever
<@Loskene> unfortunately we drew it on the whiteboard and therefore couldn't bring it to the shops with us, and promptly forgot everything we wanted to get
<@Loskene> which is good because I didn't really want shit donuts and condoms
<@Kirtaner> who the hell doesn't want shit donuts
<@Loskene> there's something else in the corner but I actually can't figure out what it is
<@Loskene> it's like a circle with a Q inside it
<@Kirtaner> obviously it represents a taco
<@Loskene> sound reasoning |
#308191* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Hillipad> HeyAll: let's dance
<HeyAll> I dont dance
<HeyAll> I nod my head to the beat
<HeyAll> and sip jack and coke
<HeyAll> and on occasion, I make it rain |
#308189* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <flag> wait gloomp
<flag> did i ever tell you the story of how i met a guy who killed his mother
<gloomp> you did not
<flag> i was at taco cabana at about 4 am
<flag> taco plate, a #2
<flag> best deal on earth
<flag> me and a friend at a four person table
<flag> all of a sudden
<flag> homeless person in a cowboy hat and suspenders, all up in my table
<flag> i'm like what can i do for ya mate
<flag> and he's like
<flag> i just killed my mother
<flag> and i'm like
<flag> hahahaha
<flag> oh no
<flag> he's serious
<flag> (that last bit in a whisper to my friend)
<flag> so then i'm like
<flag> tell me more
<flag> and he's like
<flag> well
<flag> she was annoying me
<flag> (and i'm nodding)
<flag> so i killed her in bastrop
<flag> which is about an hour's drive from where we were currently eating taco plates
<flag> and then he walked here
<flag> but
<flag> but
<flag> here is the crazy part
<flag> he was carrying taco bell
<flag> he had just come to the taco cabana to sleep
<flag> man what
<flag> the fuck
<gloomp> beautiful
<Rose> I assume you got the hell out of there and called the cops.
<gloomp> why would you call the cops
<gloomp> a guy like that is on a whole nother level than boring old cops
<flag> i did not call the cops
<flag> i believe i bought him a taco
<flag> a real one not that taco bell crap
<flag> to be fair i was on drugs and the whole oh hey he is either a murderer, insane or both thing just flew by me
<flag> never occurred to me that i might actually call the police
<flag> until now
<flag> maybe i will call them in the morning
<gloomp> you're a good person flag |
#308188* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <@Elizacat> Ludvig: I wrote the WORST thing today
<@Elizacat> for (ptr = environ - 2, argc = 0; *((int *)ptr) != argc; ptr--, argc++);
<@Elizacat> isn't that disgusting
<@Ludvig> Elizacat, what you and I would call bad, C programmers would call 'clever'
<@Ludvig> I mean the K&R type of C programmer
<@Ludvig> not the sane type |
#308184* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <DrPete>... lol, that reminds me
<DrPete>wonder how my little pony linux is doing
<CaptainJistuce>Is that... really a thing?
<DrPete>it was, no idea how serious
<CaptainJistuce>Fuck open source.
<CaptainJistuce>This is what's wrong with it. |
#308182* (?/38) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <&BaKamann> america will sink into the ocean if there are any more fat people
<&\Jan> BaKamann: no america will tip the earth
<&\Jan> and become the new australia
<&BaKamann> it will knock earth off orbit and fly into the sun
<&\Jan> then everyone will sweat and the sea will get bigger
<&\Jan> then we just throw all the fats into the sun which will give it more fuel so it wont burn out for many more years then we move just back to where we were
<&\Jan> and that's how killing the fat people will save the world |
#308181* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag < lrvick> got some five guys
< lrvick> i cant wait to get this inside meComment: five guys is a burger place in the south
|
#308178* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag Rebecca: or mayb we can crash at my place and get pizza or somethin first. whatez u guys wanna do
Rebecca: havent spoken to sharon so idk what she wants to do
Rebecca: not online alllnight
John: Whatever works. Maybe afterwards we can make out.
John: *have sex
John: *play video games
Rebecca: -_-
John: (Typo)
Rebecca: yea...sure
Rebecca: :p |
#308177* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <+CaptainSpliff> so, you got the eye of sauron, and the mouth of sauron... where did all his other body parts go?
<@Loskene> sold them for forging tools
<%fart> vecna stol themComment: someone asked who would win in a fight between pyramid head and sauron
|
#308174* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <jamesd> good mom's let you lick the blender, great moms turn off the blender, AJ_Z0's mom turns it on max and says go on Son you can do lick it go ahead use that worthless tonge on that blender, i think i got that short fixed now. |
#308170* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <blue_tetris> When does your family leave, already.
<Yahoozy> You need me.
<Yahoozy> Don't you.
<blue_tetris> I do.
<blue_tetris> I mean... ahem.... When you're done playing Candy Land with your famiwy, Lil Mason, you give me a holler, huh?
<Yahoozy> Okay. :>
* blue_tetris briefly shows another telling expression as he glance back at Mason's loving family, before heading out into the cold Christmas Eve.
<Yahoozy> Wait, Dave! You forgot your gift.
<Yahoozy> It's Travel-sized Scrabble. We didn't really know what to get you...
<blue_tetris> I... no, you really shouldn't have.
<blue_tetris> I'm not even part of the family. I... don't even have a family...
<Yahoozy> You have a family Dave. You're a mythomanic.
<Yahoozy> Please leave before Aunt Shelly notices you're still here because you told her you were a serial rapist.
* blue_tetris bundles his four coats close to his body, and stares blankly, ignoring any facts about himself.
<blue_tetris> Have you any warm cider before I go?
<Yahoozy> You have cider in your hand. Right now. You drank almost the entire bowl.
<blue_tetris> I guess Christmas is something -inside- all along.
<blue_tetris> You can't just buy it from the shelves... it's... right here... right now. With my new family.
* blue_tetris embraces your relatives, then throws up under the back of the tree where no one will see it.
<blue_tetris> It's not a Christmas tree, mind you. It's just out on the lawn. It's not even Christmas.
<Yahoozy> It's not even a lawn. We're at a hockey game right now.
<Yahoozy> But you did bring an entire pitcher of apple cider with you.
<blue_tetris> I vomited behind the goalie, where everyone could see it. |
#308157* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag acidBurn:climate change denialists are now using bin laden, charles manson, and the unabomber to disprove global warming
acidBurn: or something.
snerd: needs more prince phillip
Voct: acidBurn: that, plus the spermjacking discussion from a few minutes ago, gave me a brief concept of Osama/Manson/Unabomber slashfic
Voct: snerd: I am *so* glad you said "needs more prince philip" *BEFORE* me instead of after |
#308155* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Dracion> do i invite religious girl to atheist event
<Dracion> hmm
<Lion> do you like this girl
<Sparrow> dracion: no
<Dracion> lion
<Dracion> lol no
<Lion> do it
<Dracion> She's in category of "Man the harpoons!" |
#308152* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <phobos_anomaly> I've noticed an awful lot of emo kids walking around lately. I saw one yesterday dressed all in pink with dyed black hair talking on his phone. I couldn't help but think hes called someone and threatened to cut himself.
<Octayn> You're going to hell.
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :)
<Octayn> I'll throw a welcoming party for you ;)
<phobos_anomaly> Yes I am :) |
#308146* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag <Ego> Anyone remember that time that Cheerio ragequit in the second to last round of the game?
<Ego> :O
<cheerio> anyone remember that time 5 minutes from now that ego got glined for being a liar
<Ego> I-.. I don't remember that. =/
<norbert79> lol |
save page |
share: reddit
stumbleupon
digg
facebook
twitter
tumblr
<Prev1..56575859606162..311Next> |
|