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#307920* (?/47) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sagar> .
<JackBeePee> ^I agree
<Sagar> ^
<rails> ^ |
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<moosey> theres nothing finer than having a vagina |
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<SunshineSmiles> Wait, Biv, DO YOU KNOW WHO THE HELL I AM!?
<SunshineSmiles> I am a fagget good sir
<SunshineSmiles> A fagget.
<RoyGBiv> You're a cigarette?
<RoyGBiv> Good, I need one
<SunshineSmiles> In Soviet Russia
<SunshineSmiles> Cigarette smoke you
<RoyGBiv> Come over here, SunshineSmiles, and let me light your head on fire, put your butt in my mouth, inhale the burning fumes, then when I'm done crush you under my boot |
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<Moose> JVM likes to have buttsex!
<Moose> It hurts, too :c
<Eddie> public abstract class Lube
<Eddie> that's the problem
<Eddie> it's abstractComment: #Moose
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#307911* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<ME-tan>goddamnit i need to sleep and i am watching amv hell 5
<opsec_>ME-tan: i need a fkn shower and to be sleeping cause of waking up at 2am but like i cant stop listening to music
<Apachai_Hopachai>OH SNAP
<opsec_>like is eriously cant stop
<ME-tan>The matrix has us :(
<opsec_>ifeel soperfect
<opsec_>right now
<m>opsec_: just shower with the door open with music blaring
<opsec_>neverwant this feeling to end
<ME-tan>get 2 baggies and 2 zip ties. Put the cans in the baggies and tie them so the cables are coming out then you can use the headphones in the shower
<opsec_>:o
<Rollie>or you can just buy waterproof headphones
<ME-tan>If you're short of zip ties it seems the NYPD are handing them out
<carface>lolComment: #wtfux
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#307910* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
HelgeSverre: WTF, I CUT MY FINGER on a piece of FISH!Comment: OverTheGun Shoutbox
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<Lemonhead> every time I read a book with djvu I feel like I've read it before... |
#307906* (?/43) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
ARRA: it was really funny last night, I got the new hdd, installed windows 7 on it, and had it start updating, 102 updated need, so I just left it on downloading/installing the update before i went to bed, and the damn thing went into sleep mode 30 min later
TheFishy: lol
ARRA: this morning 99 updates failed
ARRA: F U powersaving options
TheFishy: sounds like you have 99 problems....
TheFishy: YYEEEAAAAHHHHH!Comment: steam chat
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#307905* (?/37) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<cipher__> Superpig, so i managed to install a nvidia opengl 4.1 driver, header files, and even the libraries (or so i believe) [nvidia-current/gl]... anyway i cannot compile it, and that's very saddening.
<cipher__> g++ main.cpp -o myfile -I"/usr/lib32/nvidia-current/" -libGL -lsfml-system -lsfm$
<sinclair|phone> Superpig, i already suggested that cipher should use windows. Just to save you having to repeat the obvious.
<Superpig> oh my god
<Superpig> oh my god, oh my god, oh my god
<Superpig> seriously?
<Superpig> you suggested that his solution is to stop using Linux?
<Superpig> CLEARLY
<Superpig> the solution is to stop using OpenGL
<Superpig> I mean, geez
<Superpig> also maybe you should try compiling it in a different text editor
<Superpig> are you using vi? Try emacs, it's better
<Superpig> unless you're using emacs, in which case vi is better
<cipher__> lol i use netbeans
<Superpig> oh GOD
<Superpig> BEGONE FROM MY PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD
<Superpig> I do not want to know that you exist
* cipher__ sprints, frantically for his life.
* Superpig should try solving more problems this way
<cipher__> "I will ignore reality and substitute my own"
<Superpig> no, shouting at things until they run away ^_^ |
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<@MrCode> (· ) ( ·) DERP
<CF> Those are tits. |
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<Espious> ಠ_à²
<CF> The heck does that even represent?
<CF> I-have-twos-for-eyebrows-so-now-my-eyes-have-accents?
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<neersighted> ChauffeR: do you ever open source shit?
<ChauffeR> what do you want me to open source
<Moose> your pants!
<Moose> \o/
<neersighted> ._.
<ChauffeR> 403 Forbidden
<neersighted> *crickets*
<Moose> LOL
<neersighted> lol, chauffer's pants are powered by http
<ChauffeR> nginx even
<ChauffeR> which supports php
<neersighted> :D
<ChauffeR> your argument is invalidComment: #Moose
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<peachykeen> saint hitler, the patron of world domination and baking in gas ovens
<peachykeen> but if he's actually not
<peachykeen> that explains why people give me weird looks when i thank him for good bread |
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<+MaulMachine> I sort of wish Elia would go be a hungry bisexual somewhere else until Sanya's all better
<+MaulMachine> a man needs his bating space
<+MaulMachine> bathing
<+MaulMachine> oh myComment: Paging Dr. Freud
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<Webuser_4409> whats the weirdest thing you have ever found in terraria
<Luna> the webusers
<Webuser_4409> ok now an ansewer from someone whos not a complete retard
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<gar> Dogs represent raised standards.
<gar> It's bizarre to hear people say "screwed the pooch" to mean failure.
<gar> To me it always meant, "Realization of a dream held since puberty." |
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<Maluki> ugh
<Maluki> next time the neighbors upstairs start having loud sex, I am going to blast this from my computer. It will totally ruin the mood. (link to the benny hill theme on youtube) |
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Countess: I'm considering trolling neo nazi forums to see how long before I am called a crypto jew. |
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<GhostGirl> Internet's bein' funny... Brb
<CF> What joke is it telling? |
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<Spudstabber> Britanian: Why are you stalking me?
<Britanian> im not
<Spudstabber> So you didn't log in here, 3 other channels I'm in and my private channel?
* Britanian (webchat@**********.virginmedia.com) has left #BeastNode
<Spudstabber> yeah, fuck you tooComment: Spuddstabber has a fan. irc.esper.net
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<nursing_sheilamae> hi to all
<KunChanSan> Hi
<nursing_sheilamae> can i ask wat is the site of DN china
<nursing_sheilamae> can u give me the link for sign up in Dragon nest china??
<nursing_sheilamae> please??
<KunChanSan> I'm assuming google has failed you
<nursing_sheilamae> please
<nursing_sheilamae> wat is the site??
<KunChanSan> I don't know
<KunChanSan> I play NA
[00:57:42] <KunChanSan> try looking on lmgtfy
[00:57:56] <KunChanSan> :3
[00:58:44] <KunChanSan> if you don't know what that is then google it
[00:58:45] <nursing_sheilamae> ur a fucking IDIOT
<KunChanSan> hahaha
* nursing_sheilamae Quit |
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<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> The problem with TCP jokes is that if you don't get them, I'll be up all night trying to make sure you do.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<o11c> ... or maybe I'll just time out.
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> LMAO
<Frost> Time To Live exceeded there? :D
<o11c> I thought TTL is for a single packet?
-!- Frost is away: Gone fishing.
<Frost> well, yeah, it is per packet. :)
<o11c> anyway, I was wondering if I should consider your /away message like a TCP reset or something else
<Frost> LOL
<o11c> but then I decided it didn't matter, because of those spoofed TCP RSTs I was getting
<Frost> oh wow. I forgot about that.
<Frost> Did it really work to just drop the RSTs?
<o11c> I think soComment: Over /msg, of course (no multicast). I'd include timestamps but I didn't actually read the RFC to see what they should be.
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<Little_Death> my penis is good for lengthy processes that involve death |
#307866* (?/49) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Playing New SW:ToR
Mindwarp: Bwahahah.. facing a jedi... "You will lay down your weapons" <Jedi hand wave> My response - "You will realise what a complete idiot you look" <Jedi hand wave>
Kamikaze: hahahahaha
(Kamikaze: these are not teh hot blondes you are looking for
Mindwarp: A few minutes later after I've laid the smackdown on the jedi, his appentice is crouched over the corpse weeping and says "Go on. What are you waiting for? Kill me like you killed my master!". "Okay" *bang* Nonchalantly wander off...
Mindwarp: Yeah.. my bounty hunter is just a little bit dark sideComment: Playing New SW:ToR
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r3loaded: I never understood why phone manufacturers allow US networks this much influence in their phones. It's like your ISP dictating what features your laptop can and cannot have.
HeartBurnKid: @r3loaded: The problem is, in America, about 99% of the phone sales are through the network itself and/or their authorized resellers. OK, that number's pulled from my ass, but it's that astronomical.
AkioMorita: @HeartBurnKid: Agent of R.O.A.C.H.: I've seen your ass...it isn't THAT astronomical.
HeartBurnKid: @Akio Morita: How'd you see my ass?
HeartBurnKid: Never mind, I don't think I want to know. |
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