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<Orochi> Planet. Full. of. Cat. Girls.
<Alisaihin> DID SOMEONE SAY CAT GIRLS
<Alisaihin> :3 |
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<&Ersanio[Laptop]> Unreal Kitchen - The Next Generation
<&Ersanio[Laptop]> UNREAL KITCHENComment: Fun with videogamena.me
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<%Hyosung> I like to friends with miserable people to feel myself better |
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<Kung_Fu_man> So an important lesson has been learned today.
<Kung_Fu_man> Don't inform your best man that another friend of yours finds her to be fuckable in jest on facebook. |
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<gianna> I have the weirdest dreams
<gianna> when I wake up I only remember bits and pieces. from last night I remember that I was an MP and i was sitting next to two male MPs who started making out and I told them to stop that. and then i was in prison and they were going to torture me by bringing in very smelly nuns |
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<+eaudenils> i never had it
<@edditoran> ;.i know where the stugg leads
<@edditoran> and i dont like it
<+eaudenils> last time i was in *bucks someone offered to treat me to a cup and i declined
<+eaudenils> stuff eddi?
<@edditoran> im gonna ignore youre works
<+eaudenils> words?
<+eaudenils> r u drunk now
<@edditoran> cya later
<+tumble> well that didnt take long |
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<Dante> and a genius kuri is a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> OMG this bot is a MENACE
<Snuggletummy> How
<Snuggletummy> ?*
<Snuggletummy> It called you a sexy e minor.
<Dante> dante wants a semitone, sexy e minor.
<kuri> he called me a semitone
<kuri> i am NOT a semitoneComment: mountai.net. No douchetwats.
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<Zphr> but what about me
<Zphr> who wants to hang out with me?
<Zphr> nobody, that's who!
<Zphr> Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal~
<Tibris_> Zphr: Linkin Park? Seriously?
<Tibris_> Real emo kids listen to that one Papa Raoch song.
<Tibris_> *Roach
<Tibris_> You know. That one that's all CUT MY LIFE INTO PEACHES, THIS IS MY LAST FRUIT TART
<Muddle> Papa Boner
<YuriFox> i thought hardcore faggots listened to afi
<YuriFox> or something
<Tibris> Or Paramore. :B
<Zphr> SUFFOCATION
<Zphr> NO BREATHING
<Zphr> etc etc
<Tibris> DECORATION
<Tibris> DE-SEEDING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MYSELF PEELING
<Zphr> ya
<Zphr> THIS IS MY BEACH RESORT
<Tibris> :D!
<Tibris> SUNBATHING, SEA-SWIMMING
<Tibris> DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF I TAN UNEVEN |
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<@Firez_Fallen> Wow.
<@Firez_Fallen> Colton how could you not remember?! XD
<Bonsatsu> <--- is idiot remember?
<~[BlacklightShining]> XD ^
<~[BlacklightShining]> Bonsatsu: what if we have the nickstamps on the right? :3
<~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<@Firez_Fallen> You promised no self doubt, remember?
<Bonsatsu> lol
<Bonsatsu> well it's not self doubt
[Conversation moves on…]
<~[BlacklightShining]> …hay, wait!
<@Firez_Fallen> Hay! Listen!
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> BONSATSU!
<Bonsatsu> hai :3
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD FOR THIS! >:P
<Bonsatsu> the head of the red dragon?
[bolded] <~[BlacklightShining]> THOU HAST TRICKERYIED ME INTO POSTING YONDER LINE!:
<~[BlacklightShining]> [23:33:12] <~[BlacklightShining]> <--- is idiot remember? <Bonsatsu> [23:32:18]
<Bonsatsu> LOL
<Bonsatsu> that's amazing
<@Firez_Fallen> XD
<Bonsatsu> I didn't even see that at first XD
<@Firez_Fallen> Just like when we tricked Connor to come out of the closet in amnesia.
<@Firez_Fallen> Good times.Comment: #LunasLoftOOC on Canternet (irc.canternet.org)
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<Rose> pizza brb
<Rose> So guys.
<Rose> It was Church Guy again.
<Rose> And we're going to hang out at Steak n Shake sometime in the near future.
<Rose> What the fuck just happened. |
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<SiberGeek> Pinako, teach me the ways of the internets.
<cumdumpster> the internet is a puddle
* smuckerz looks at cumdumpster
* Moon_Doggy splashes in the puddle
<cumdumpster> you can look into the puddle
<cumdumpster> and understand the puddle as a whole
<cumdumpster> but you can never pick up the puddle as a whole
<cumdumpster> only bits a pieces
<cumdumpster> you slip your hands in
<cumdumpster> and pull some of the puddle out
<cumdumpster> but most of it runs between the cracks of ur fingers
<cumdumpster> and then you drink it
<cumdumpster> and get diareha
<cumdumpster> and shit for three days solid
<cumdumpster> and then come back for more
<Moon_Doggy> thats deep yo
<cumdumpster> so is the puddle
<cumdumpster> you never know its true depth
<cumdumpster> as soon as you think you hit bottom it goes deeper
<Pinako> so, the internet is a cumdumpster.
<cumdumpster> EXACTLY
<Pinako> hi there, folks.
<cumdumpster> a cumdumpster that gives you taco shits |
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<ZzBomb> DAMMIT
<ZzBomb> Moon_Doggy: Every time I see your name now I think of firefighters!
<Moon_Doggy> hehehehe
<ZzBomb> All your fault. >.>
<ZzBomb> I'm craving them now.
<Moon_Doggy> well start a fire
<Moon_Doggy> they will come
<ZzBomb> ...
<GameOver> =^_^=
<ZzBomb> Dont tempt me.
<Moon_Doggy> with they're big hoses
<ZzBomb> grr.
<Moon_Doggy> and waving them about
<ZzBomb> You can stop there.
<ZzBomb> >.>
<GameOver> <.<
<ZzBomb> Just go away and stop making me imagine firemen
<Moon_Doggy> cant
<Moon_Doggy> i'm bored and your giving me something to do |
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<&Mango> mjnkashnj
<&Mango> man, it's tricky to type with oven mitts on
<Tamber> Indeed.
<evolvedstarfish> Yup. |
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* Crispy_ has joined #anime
<forks> but a big black haired monster bush is too much
<pawz> but yes, I've seen muff and just gone "razors in the bathroom. let me know when your done"
* forks would want to help
<pawz> a tiny thin redhead bush can be alright
<Crispy_> ...
<forks> sup Crispy_
<Moon_Doggy> lmao |
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<Moon_Doggy> i needs a spine
<Moon_Doggy> Little_Death, get me a spine
<Little_Death> Moon_Doggy: incorrect usage, ask for help using 'Little_Death: help get'
<Moon_Doggy> Little_Death, steal me a spine?
<Little_Death> give me a date
<Pinako> o.0
<GameOver> 0.o |
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<@Poper> MY POO HOLE NEEDS TO EJACULATE HOT FECES, BRB
<@Poper> caps was accidental, yet perfect. |
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<chrise> edward: This was discussed a few days ago.
* edward is confused
* chrise gives edward a unicorn horn.
<edward> thankyou
* edward applies it
<edward> Nothing seems to happen
* edward applies it again
* edward feels less confused now. |
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< pronto> GOOD MORNING
< mikemol> VIETNAM
<@kg4giy> What is working with my IT department remind you of?
<@kg4giy> You are playing Jeopardy right mikemol?
< mikemol> kg4giy: Nah. Responding to pronto.
<@kg4giy> Ah, got it.
< mikemol> <Link to "Good Morning Vietnam" trailer>
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> *stabs pfsense for being stupid*
< pronto> ls
< biosshadow> pronto wrong window
* pronto stabs biosshadow for being biosshadow
< mikemol> pronto: I take it the 'good' prefix no longer applies?
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> 07:17 < pronto> GOOD MORNING
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< biosshadow> you said good morning
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ?
< mikemol> is that 'syntax error' or 'command not found'? /me would love a CLI that gave a two-line error response like that.
< pronto> o.o
< pronto> ? |
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<Kyle873> I understand
<Kyle873> there's like, 7 of me
*** Server connection lost
<Kyle873_> ok
<Kyle873_> the timing there is fucking flawless |
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<Rolo> I should be in charge of the world
<Rolo> Set this shit straight
<Caaz> I have a feeling beheadings would be a normal thing.
<Rolo> That's because they would be
<Rolo> It would be a utopia for little girls, and hell on Earth for idiots and assholes
<Lord-Harlot> I shall follow you to the ends of the earth Rolo
<Lord-Harlot> you have my axe
<Ancalagon> I don't know how much little girls really enjoy getting fucked senseless.
<Caaz> They love it, you can tell by their body, disregard their words.
<Caaz> Trust me, I'm a doctor.
<Ancalagon> Damnit Jim. I'm a paedophile, not a doctor. |
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<yamar> poke. poke. pokepokepokepokepokepoke!
* Fredo42 has quit (Ping timeout: 204 seconds)
<TheBoss> NOOO
<yamar> oops. I killed him. |
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<Stereo> you know you're fucked up when the steam from your vomit melts your earwax |
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<LHoT10820> What would be more detrimental to our freedom; the US becoming a corporate police state, or the US becoming a theocracy?
<shakesoda> Trick question; a theocratic police state ruled by a corporate senate.
<shakesoda> Jesus, Inc. -- Buy your eternal salvation today from JesusInc [dot] govComment: URL is not real, part of punchline.
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<kd7jwc-ag> hello Raggs
<Raggs> howdy
<kd7jwc-ag> what cha doing?
<Raggs> homework
<Raggs> finance
<kd7jwc-ag> i am trying to talk to satellites
<Raggs> ok, talk loud |
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<cxreg> "IP address (10.91.6.158) has been recorded with your order for fraud prevention, and to prove the transaction was completed on this computer" <- fail |
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