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#310044* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> NON-WHITE POWER!
`WarpKat stabs
<Exopaladin> WHITE APATHY
<`WarpKat> ... |
#310029* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> yes, it's a 780
<+osuka_> yes, it lights the fuck up
<+osuka_> YES EVERYTHING LIGHTS UP
<+ShaRose> osuka_ my case is black so it's faster
<+osuka_> ShaRose: That's just racist.Comment: #risucraft @esper.net
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#310022* (?/44) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> holy shit dude my eye keeps twitching
<+osuka_> yesterday night it was a muscle in my butt (not ass, mind you)
<+osuka_> what the fuck do I do to make it stop
<+osuka_> I'm about to stab myself in the eye
<+BlackMoon> osuka_: I don't think thats the generally recommended medical proceedure for thatComment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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#310018* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MadCamel> Heh. I'm done with porn. I mean.. It's my day-job but it's a solved problem.. It's indefinitely horizontally scalable. Nothing left to do but add more machines. I have more interesting projects in the oven :)
< MrWho> more intresting than porn, i doubt that |
#310015* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+osuka_> holy shit how in the fucking planes of hell can someone be so retarded
<+osuka_> this guy bought pocket edition and was wondering how he could downgrade to 1.6 in order to install mods
<+osuka_> It is possible that never, in the history of this IRC network, has nobody ever stepped so far beyond the boundary of full retard so as to buy the pocket edition of minecraft thinking it's the actual pc game
<+osuka_> this is beyond fucking up
<+osuka_> this is like the pinnacle of upfuckeryComment: #risucraft @ esper.net
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#310010* (?/42) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* muxdemux hands AaronBallman a refreshing beverage
<@muxdemux> to your health!
<@AaronBallman> oooh, refreshing!
* AaronBallman huzzahs
* muxdemux waits for secret ingredient to take effect
* AaronBallman huzzerps
* AaronBallman falls over, snoring
* muxdemux takes AaronBallman's wallet
* muxdemux wonders why its full of sunflower seeds and bottle caps |
#310009* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<&HatchlingByHeart> dammit ozgameshop
<&HatchlingByHeart> sent me an email
<&HatchlingByHeart> "25% OFF EVERY GAME..." (the rest of text was truncated due to width limit)
<&HatchlingByHeart> it actually said "25% OFF EVERY GAME OF THRONES ITEM" |
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<+M2Ys4U> wow, French local elections use a weird system
<Jigsy> They just wait for somebody to surrender? |
#310005* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TheBadSpoon> they say you spend around a third of your life sleeping
<TheBadSpoon> fuck that
<TheBadSpoon> they need to make sleep replacement pills
<TheBadSpoon> I don't care if that's impossible on every level |
#310004* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MrWho> drinking every day doesn't make you an alcoholic, it makes you a pirate |
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Madgod> I have this bag. Some sort of designer, I don't recall the name and I don't care enough to get up and look.
<Madgod> My sister, other women see it and go omg that must be expensive.
<Madgod> It could be. I got it when I stocked up on my scent at this boutique.
<Madgod> I broke it before I got home and now keep it under the bed to stash condoms and lubricant |
#309994* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Mibu: WHEREZDAPLAYLEEST
Ligre: IZ COMING
Ligre: JUST FINISHED FIXING THE XML PARSER
Ligre: Also wrote an angry email to the W3C, who can't DOCUMENT PROPERLY
Mibu: W3C?
Ligre: World Wide Web Consortium
Mibu: you mean...
Ligre: The people responsible for the standards on HTTP, PHP, Javascript and XML, among others
Mibu: ... you wrote a letter
Mibu: ... to the INTERNET?
Ligre: XD
Mibu: DID YOU DOWNLOAD A GOOGLE FIRST?
Ligre: NO, BUT I DID ATTACH SOME BAD FILES THAT FIREWALLED THE ZIP-LINK
Mibu: DAMN THOSE GIGABITS, YOU SHOULD DOWNLOAD MORE RAM MEGAHERTZ
Ligre: BUT IF I DOWNLOAD TOO MANY MEGAHERTZ MY HARD DRIVE WILL BE TOO HEAVY TO BACKUP ON MY MEMORY ZIP
Mibu: YOU JUST NEED TO GET A BIGGER CD-ROM AND ALL THE JPEGS WILL FIT IN THE MOTHERBOARD
Mibu: I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS A HACKER, HE CAN HELP, HE ONCE UPLINKED A MICROSOFT WORD
Ligre: DOES HIS COMPUTER RUN ON MICROSOFT LINUX
Mibu: NO, UNIX APPLE
Ligre: ^That's actually a thing, called OSX XD
Mibu: DAMN IT |
#309990* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Fatalnix> one of my many friends in the MUD I play, I was asking everyone how they were and I get this message back:
<Fatalnix> Kamini ooc tells you: Driving like a bat out of hell!!
<Fatalnix> ........
<Fatalnix> WHAT
<Fatalnix> ooc meaning, actually driving
<Fatalnix> and I'm like wtf
<Fatalnix> so half an hour later her character in game logs out |
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<jrvc> But I'm usually a grammar and spelling nazi
<jrvc> I need to hold myself to the same standards I hold others too
<jrvc> *to
<jrvc> FUC
<jrvc> *FUCK
<AaronBallman> ROFL
<nh_99> LOLOLOLOL! |
#309985* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* oaa is now known as SatoshiNakamoto
<@alexandru> ladies and gentlemen, Satoshi Nakamoto
<@alexandru> creator of Bitcom
<@alexandru> Japanese autistic man responsible for video game currency bitcom
<@alexandru> designed for
<@alexandru> trading train parts online |
#309984* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<kerin> yeah in addition to being many times stronger, with bows you SLOW DOWN TIME WHILE AIMING
<kerin> i mean, holy shit, what
<jrvc> With a perk
<jrvc> I've got the perk to zoom in
<jrvc> Not to slow down time yet.
<kerin> well, the destruction tree doesn't have perks to slow down time OR scale your damage meaningfully
<jrvc> Exactly.
<kerin> you need to spend 6 perks to augment all three damage types by 50%
<kerin> with bows, 5 perks DOUBLES your damage for ALL elements
<kerin> AND that base damage scales with your archery skill, AND enchants that augment archery improve damage, AND you can't even run out of mana, AND you can crit + stagger + paralyze errybody for just 5 more perk points, AND if you switch to bows Emeril will come to your house to deliver a box of CinnabonsComment: On Skyrim's skill trees
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#309982* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
theahindle: Somebody in our town put methadone in a toddlers bottle for them to drink, to keep them quiet
theahindle: The world we live in
theahindle: I just give mine brandy
jtreminio: much safer
theahindle: I test it first! I'm not an animal!
jtreminio: why not a weed cookie
theahindle: I'm not a fan of cookies
jtreminio: not for you
theahindle: Who would test them?
jtreminio: toddlers
theahindle: I'll ask the neighbours kids to test them first |
#309981* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< uiysum> You all talk of death like you've never been dead before. What were you before you were born?
< enchilado> A hippo. |
#309979* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Fatalnix stuffs a sigil in SickInterpol's pocket
* SickInterpol force-feeds said sigil to Fatalnix.
<Fatalnix> nom
<Fatalnix> this is good, cept for the god damn pocket lint
* egrep watches Fatalnix nom and compile
<Fatalnix> syntax error at -e line 1, at EOF
<Fatalnix> execution of -e aborted due to compilation errors.
<SickInterpol> ...Comment: compilation errors.
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#309977* (?/39) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<juice> hurrr: I wrote you a haiku
<juice> would you like to hear it
<hurrr> yes
<juice> u fkin wot m8?
<juice> ill hook you in the gabber
<juice> i swer on mi mum
<juice> by juice age 22 |
#309975* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<LinearInterpol> I'm not going to explain to you why your language sucks, I'll just tell you that it does. Because the incomprehensible volume of my comments will dart past your ears and most likely hit jrvc in the face from the sheer angular velocity that your thick skull's gravity forces upon them.Comment: On why Java sucks.
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#309974* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< MrWho> can i advertise my channel here?
< o11c> no
< o11c> current status is "no advertising forks"
< ComfyCheeks> no spoons or knives either |
#309970* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Bigby> hate doing laundry
<Bigby> i need one of them all in one units
<Bigby> washes and dries
<TheBadSpoon> Bigby, those are called women |
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* hc-lover (~Mibbit@p54AA6ED4.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) has joined #goth
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<hc-lover> so whats this chatroom about?
<Valtieri> Model trains, primarily O gauge. |
#309968* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
dglambert: Any senior developers around?
Arild: define "senior"
dglambert: I am just trying to get a poll on how many years it took to become a senior dev
Arild: not sure how such a poll matters; each company has a different definition of what "senior" means
dglambert: yeah I am just looking for a more average definition
Lemony: dglambert, its subjective
dglambert: I am about to start my first dev job, how quickly can I become a senior dev, at any company
Lemony: are you smart?
dglambert: yes
Lemony: are you motivated?
dglambert: yes
Lemony: then it could still take you 10 years, your question sucks, sorry. |
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