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<vert> my boss is listening to enya
<vert> not sure whether this is a good time to negotiate |
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<Mithorium> not sure it would be worth commuting half planet to get pooped on my MIT
<Orez> Mithorium: MIT likes having their victims delivered to them to be pooped on
<Mithorium> if MIT sponsors me
<Mithorium> then I'll gladly let them poop on me
<Mithorium> figuratively
<Orez> so you're THAT kind of guy
<Orez> i gotcha.
<Mithorium> add 3 or 4 zeroes and I'll let them do it literally
<Orez> haha
<Mithorium> to the back of the number
<Mithorium> as opposed to the front
<Orez> important distinction
<Mithorium> where n != 0
<Mithorium> unsigned int n
<Orez> 9.5
<Orez> oh
<Mithorium> on a system where sizeof(int) == sizeof(long int)
<Mithorium> also n < UINT_MAX/10000
<Mithorium> so many important distinctions
<Orez> that'd be just like MIT
<Orez> to force an overflow |
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<axo> Im in the mission with a whole foods bag full of kale
<axo> i feel out of place, like a gentrifier
<bizzy> youre gonna get jacked
<bizzy> HEY ESE THAT BETTER BE CILANTRO |
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<Madgod> So I was at the XYZ facilities right
<Madgod> There's this one chick production worker they just took on.
<Madgod> Solemnly convinced the US government has had diplomatic relations with an alien species for the last century and is keeping it from us.
<Madgod> I don't know how to deal with this. |
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<Madgod> So I was thinking of how swarthy Italians are.
<Madgod> Then I decided to google "swarthy italian"
<Madgod> Turns out this is a thing.
<Madgod> "Swarthy Italian face" is an example in the Collins dictionary definition for the term "swarthy" actually. |
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<Crazed_Succubus> best status for coming out day yet or ever probably "i'm coming out as a cylon everyone. a big gay homo homo cylon."
<Crazed_Succubus> sucker for BSG references
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMMMM
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMMM
<Vivi> WROMMMMOMMM
<Vivi> Helllll OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
<Crazed_Succubus> somebody should cut you off
<Vivi> PEW PEW PEW |
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<profit|work> my cat's a girl so it's just bestiality not gay bestiality |
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Murein: also I'm a horrible person, in lieu of representing a set of mathematical equivalencies, I just drew an arrow with "TI-89" over it and the resultComment: ppirc.net
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* Now talking on #Scotland
* Topic for #Scotland is: WELCOME TO SCOTLAND
* Topic for #Scotland set by APoLLo at Sun Sep 16 08:27:56 2012
* Saturn gives voice to `WarpKat
* `WarpKat stabs everyone in #Scotland
<`WarpKat> There can be only one! |
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(DarkoNeko) ...now that I think about it, in Code Geass, the world was divided by Zero
(DarkoNeko) *proud* |
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(dowaat) carharttjimmy:
(carharttjimmy) dowaat:
(dagle) Now kiss. |
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21:32 --> href (~href@1169wgv.random.sh) has joined #charybdis
21:32 (href) hi
21:35 (Argure) hy
21:46 (Rylai) hi
21:48 (Dustin) hi
21:48 (ChrisAM) hi
21:48 (grawity) hi
21:49 (KindOne) hi
21:59 (HavokOC) hi
22:03 (Argure) hi
22:05 (Dustin) hi
22:05 (Quora) hi
22:05 (Niichan) hi
22:06 (grawity) hi
22:12 (mr_flea) hi
22:30 (KindOne) c-c-c-combo breaker
22:39 (ChrisAM) god damnit KindOne
22:45 (Rylai) god dammit KindOne
22:47 (aji) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Quora) god dammit KindOne
22:48 (Dustin) god dammit KindOne
22:50 (Argure) god dammit KindOne
22:52 (Aerdan) . |
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(nathan28_at_work) it's important to give cats pipes for grep
(nathan28_at_work) cats like smoking grep |
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(nathan28_at_work) i just used ed
(nathan28_at_work) that's like sexting right? |
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(twobit) it just dawned on me that reddit is the new usenet |
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(kamini) i think i will just stop trolling people on the internet, then i wont get threatened like this again
(kamini) lesson learned |
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<QuanSai> Anyone? Installing 'pkg' on Solaris 10?
<doubletwist> Easily googled
<QuanSai> Fuck you.
<QuanSai> I googled it.
<QuanSai> What kind of wise-ass answer is that?
<QuanSai> Why would I be here if I didn't already search?
<QuanSai> It's much simpler to Google something than it is to get help here, you dimwit.
<QuanSai> Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
<QuanSai> Anyone with some sense care to answer?
<phobos_anomaly> QuanSai: It took me all of 4 seconds on google to turn up a link.
<QuanSai> Fuck off.
<QuanSai> You guys are assholes.
QuanSai has left this channel.
<phobos_anomaly> lol
<doubletwist> And I'm one of the nice ones :)
<lblume> Are you guys trying to set some sort of new world record?
<lblume> That was fast. |
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*on some anime channel*
<@akaseki> woah
<@akaseki> this channel sure died
<+drak0alex> seems that way
<@ReneDescartes> I'll cast a resurrection rune.
<@ReneDescartes> BY THE POWER OF LOLI
<@ReneDescartes> Goddess of underage
<@ReneDescartes> Give me strength and revive this channel from the dead
<@ReneDescartes> WOOOOSH
<+drak0alex> you're bringing it to life or giving it a boner?
<@ReneDescartes> I'm giving myself a boner to get be able to spray the purifying jizz over the tombstone |
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<Umm> "When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist." - Dom Helder Camara
<Ponce> stfu communist |
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< echs> happy monday morning to me
< echs> I have a dead switch!
< echs> this calls for creative networking, because all I have left then is a 24# 10/100 hub.
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< blueskin> obviously he tried to install the hub and caused a broadcast storm |
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paul: Haha. I wish. Unfortunately the boat isn't capable of movement. We're moored to the pavement.
alex: sounds like a pretty non functional boat
mike: it floats on pavement?
paul: Nope. There's water under there and everything.
mike: so it would sink on pavement?
paul: ...Possibly?
paul: I'm not entirely sure how to answer that.
shelby: *facepalm* |
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<Mootp> got a cunt load of physics questions if anyones interested :D
<toastydeath> most vaginas are about 4" deep related and can accommodate 1.5" or so in diameter without much pain
<toastydeath> so you have about 28" cubic inches of questions |
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<crimson> Windows 8 is my love
<Dragostini> crimson: Please tell me you aren't serious
<Dragostini> Please.
<crimson> can't you hear the sarcasm in my letters?Comment: #cg
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<zmoylan-len> make a backup of all your data and upload it as a torrent called wikileaks.insurance.zip :-) |
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<oojacoboo> I feel like Walt from Breaking Bad over here trying to kill this mother fucking fly
<oojacoboo> it's contaminating my dev environment
<oojacoboo> just landed on my fucking hand
<oojacoboo> the gall |
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