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#309528* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Cassy_at_work> what kind of work are you doing?
< Frostypants> Right now, nothing much. I'm a freelance consultant with no clients right now.
< Frostypants> now you know why I post things to the forums as "blackrazor"
< Frostypants> ;)
< Cassy_at_work> WTF Oo
< Frostypants> hahaha
< Cassy_at_work> you're kidding right?
< Frostypants> Yeah
< Cassy_at_work> ok
< Cassy_at_work> Oo
< Frostypants> Even when I was 17, I didn't have that much random anger at the world.
< Cassy_at_work> oh boy that was a good one :D
< Frostypants> =)
< Frostypants> I'm not above trolling, but I have a little pride. :)
< Frostypants> not much, of course
< Frostypants> but a little
#309526* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Ardyvee ) CAPS CRUISE CONTROL HAS BEEN ACTIVATED. PLEASE ENJOY YOUR RIDE.
#309524* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<DesertStormRat> I remember the day I got old...
<DesertStormRat> It was the day I asked the question, "What the fuck is a Justin Bieber?"
#309522* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dogarrhea> i got a job req for girls gone wild front end developer a while back
<ashnur> you said no?
<dogarrhea> i wanted to be more on the back end (no pun intended)
<min|dvir|us> I dunno if I would put that on my resume.
Comment: ##javascript on freenode
#309521* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<crikes> knowing Mr Tumnus was probably sporting a comical boner as is often the case for fauns, it diminishes his friendliness somehow
<crikes> i'm going to describe more things as 'sporting a comical boner' and no-one can stop me
<crikes> it is my new favourite phrase
<crikes> Aslan enters stage right, sporting a comical boner
<Tim````> I read it as asian the first time
<Sebas> Asian boners are always comical
<Tim````> Lacist.
<Sebas> I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are racy.
<crikes> Asian enters stage right, sporting a comical boner. the sport was starcraft because south korea is nuts. whats the deal with airline food
<crikes> And when they came to the tomb, the great rock was rolled away. And Lo! There a He stood, surrounded by winged crying doves, and sporting a comical boner
<crikes> Mohammad sat in the cave, waiting for The Archangel Gabriel
<crikes> who entered, sporting a comical boner
#309519* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Frostypants> I'm actually pretty agnostic about OS, unless there's a flame war. :)
#309518* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< BigCrunch> ugh
< BigCrunch> the chatter on -dev is like Dr Strange casting a spell
< Jaxad0127> BigCrunch: you don't want a more convenient client?
< BigCrunch> sure i do.  The problem is one of terminology
< Jaxad0127> Oh?
< BigCrunch> Its difficult to follow a conversation when you have to Google what every third word is
< Freeyorp> Browser based TMW
< BigCrunch> I got that much
< Freeyorp> Open a page and mash arrow keys
< Jaxad0127> You don't need to worry about the rest of it.
< BigCrunch> the devil is in the details
< BigCrunch> But I WANT to know
< Jaxad0127> Why are you in -dev if you can't follow along?
< Jaxad0127> OK.
< Freeyorp> Well, it's surely interesting to get some idea of what's going on
< Jaxad0127> BigCrunch: learn python.
< BigCrunch> and i'm in -dev because I'm always in every channel
< BigCrunch> its not like the concepts are beyond me, just that the terminology used, if one is not familiar with it, makes no sense
< Frostypants> I'm in -dev because I'm stalking BC
< Frostypants> Also, I think that if someone understand the fundamentals, they can explain that in any language.
< BronzeEagle> I'm in -dev because I'm stalking Jaxad0127
< Freeyorp> If there's anything that needs clearing up, feel free to ask. The very fact that you were trying to solve things own your own with google already puts you above most programmers. :)
#309517* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Kage> I wonder if anyone would be intrested in doing a 3D port of TMW
< Anonycat> how about a 4D port where you can speed forward through time--essentially sanctioned botting
< Kage> Anonycat: well techinally you already get time as a dimension, you just have no control over the rate at which you can move though time
< Jaxad0127> Kage: not true.
< Jaxad0127> Time moves more slowly as you approach the speed of light.
< Frostypants> and more quickly as you smoke marijuana
#309516* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< BronzeEagle> I killed a man with a trident
< Frostypants> with a stick of chewing gum?
< Frostypants> you're hard, man.
#309515* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< veryape> did you skype with him?
< Frostypants> No, chatroulette
< veryape> ok.. then we know the source of the problem :P
< Frostypants> it was very awkward to have a conversation with a face, not someone's genitals.
< Frostypants> we made it work, though.
#309510* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<~derpcat> I'd giggle if the creator of NTFS killed his wife by chopping her into fragments
#309509* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Aloucious ) i would have a dragon dildo door stopper
Aloucious ) for every door
Aloucious ) in my house
Aloucious ) then invite peolpe over
Aloucious ) "why is there a dragon dildo there"
Aloucious ) "thats my door stopper"
#309508* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< o11c> note that stfw is usually not related to stfu, despite being similar letters
< Jerub> i actually don't know STFW.
< atlas__> I had to Google it
#309502* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<`ReM> all i'm saying is that you could probably replace the word "psychopath" with "lawyer" in any of the academic literature, and it'd fit just fine.
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LtChaos: ruh oh
LtChaos: i think
LtChaos: the honeymoon
LtChaos: may
LtChaos: be
LtChaos: over
LtChaos: see huffingtonpost front page?
loci: haha
loci: when a shirtless pony riding Putin is the least offensive thing you can find on Huffpost, you know it  bad day
LtChaos: buzzfeed has Orwell-or-obama test  yikes
Comment: NSA phone and internet slurping revealed
#309499* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+normod> drink lots of coffee and block out the sad
#309497* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Ropeart connects selina to the pervometer
* selina covers her eyes
<Ropeart> ya blew it
<selina> don't tell me what it says
<Ropeart> its a i--speak--your--pervery-- pervometer
<selina> i think i deserve at least a "1" for being in this particular chat room
<selina> demonstrate?
<Ropeart> i have to recalibrate it now
<selina> hrrmz, perhaps you should return your pervery pervometer and get your money back
<Ropeart> they would want to know how i busted it
<TungstenCarbide> "I drilled a hole in the side of my pervometer and fucked it, and now it won't work"
#309496* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Saby> And it's so cute, when you sing you sound like christ, you talk with the tip of your tongue
<Saby> :P
<LLycan> i sound like Jesus?
<Saby> And you articulate every word in the song
<Saby> No
<Saby> Christopher
<LLycan> oh..
#309495* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
--> Jenalya (~quassel@quassel.woboq.de) has joined #themanaworld-dev
< Ablu> Jenalya: want the backlogs? :P
< Ablu> (welcome back)
< Jenalya> hi :)
< Jenalya> I intentionally left the channels while being away so I don't get tempted to read through five days of backlog :P
< Ablu> it was quite a lot ;)
< tux9th> wait I'll send you the log :D:D:D
< Jenalya> -.-'
< tux9th> it took o11c 1,5h hours to read through and answer everything ^^
< Jenalya> right, that's something I wanted to avoid ;)
< Jenalya> so, since I weren't here, people also couldn't highlight me
< Jaxad0127> Jenalya: you were still hilighted. You just weren't here to see it.
< enchilado> I highlighted you constantly
< Freeyorp> If she wasn't here, then there was no highlight
< Freeyorp> There was simply a message with her name on it
< enchilado> Freeyorp, being so logical
< Jaxad0127> :-P
< Freeyorp> A tree falling in a forest with no one around to hear it makes a no sound if and only if you define sound around the process of a human interpreting it
< Freeyorp> Fortunately, what triggers a highlight is documented far better
Comment: after two major developers took coincidental vacations
#309492* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<-- Quits: JINX_324 [Killed (Musashi (slipped))]
(FaceEater) his name was JINX_324 btw
(__import__) FaceEater, ya know, we DO have a scrollback ;)
(FaceEater) Bazinga
(Musashi) because that would be less interesting, duck
--> Joins: [JINX_324 (~IRIS@iae2-dpfxmyk96-430663365.dsl.bell.ca) to #ext3]
(Musashi) welcome back
(JINX_324) IS IT ME, OR DID EVERYONE STRANGLY LOSE CONNECTION?
#309489* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Momiji> when you're a bhudist
<Momiji> all of your power attacks get really strong
<Momiji> and so they get this cool little lightning animation
<Momiji> anyway
<Momiji> i have a rocket powered butt attack
#309488* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Voratius> Smiling, I have a Red hardhat on Club Penguin
<Voratius> beat that
<SmilingDevil> I have a life.
#309486* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<queery> omg
<queery> so the Ops guy need terminal help
<queery> and i'm connected to freenode from IRSSI, so he starts typing in there on #smc
<queery> then he realizes
<queery> and says "hey, get these people off our terminal."
<queery> -_-
#309485* (?/10) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< petiteghost> oh my gosh
< Jan|PI> oh your gosh
< whit> my gosh can kick your gosh's ass
#309484* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Sanae> IT HAD TO BE DONE
<queery> ?
<Sanae> hehhehe
<queery> what...
<Sanae> queeries
<queery> YOU DID NOT JUST /query me
<Sanae> YES I DID
<queery> YOU QUERY'D QUERY!
<Sanae>  /queery query
<queery> You've taken my irc virginity.
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