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#309408* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
In #hexchat:
00:04 * tophalf01 is away: I'm not here right now. Don't send me any messages because you won't get a
response. Why the fuck do you even want to talk to me anyway? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING
SPY? FUCK OFF.
00:19 <hexbot> hexchat/hexchat (in master): TingPing committed "Remove away announce" //ur1.ca/dkyxg |
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[08:20] * Tralin is now known as A
[08:20] <+ndtm> tralin gone troll mode
[08:20] * +A wild ndtm appears!
[08:20] <@h2odragon> Oh god
[08:20] <+ndtm> oy D:<
[08:21] <@h2odragon> XD
[08:21] <@h2odragon> That's why I love Tralin
[08:21] * PokemonTrainer (webchat@307615a5.189efabc.de6498d.27ad84c0X) has joined #qubetubers
[08:21] * QtNoxBot sets mode: +v PokemonTrainer
[08:22] * Pikachu (webchat@307615a5.189efabc.de6498d.27ad84c0X) has joined #qubetubers
[08:22] <+ndtm> so, you like him killing you hu
[08:22] * QtNoxBot sets mode: +v Pikachu
[08:22] <@h2odragon> Oh god
[08:22] <@h2odragon> XD
[08:22] <+PokemonTrainer> I choose you, Pikachu!
[08:22] <@h2odragon> Well, this is gona be something
[08:22] <+Pikachu> PIKACHU!
[08:22] <+PokemonTrainer> Pikachu, use Thunder Bolt!
[08:22] <+Pikachu> Pika, CHUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[08:22] * +ndtm drops a anvil on PokemonTrainer and Pikachu
[08:22] * +Pikachu thunderbolts ndtm
[08:23] <+ndtm> toooo latew
[08:23] <+ndtm> -w
[08:23] * +ndtm (~Daniel@52627b1.1413884c.tbcn.telia.com) Quit (Killed (A (The Pokemon gods are displeased with your behaviour. You've been KOed)))Comment: irchighway.net #qubetubers
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<PhilipJamesFry> im just happy im not on that site :D
<PhilipJamesFry> My love for cock knows no bounds!
<wctaiwan> You are now.. |
#309405* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sudo> well, this calls for a drink.
<Andrew> time for drink++
<articuno1au> Drink++;
<articuno1au> get it right
<articuno1au> that wouldn't compile
<articuno1au> _drink++;
<articuno1au> because private protected
<wctaiwan> access violation
<articuno1au> Nope
<articuno1au> my drink, you can all fuck off |
#309404* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Nathan: it supports ISBN lookup so you can probably just put in the ISBN and it autocitates.
Nathan: for example, the ISBN of Lil B's takin' over is 9780976293132
Nathan: And I get this cool citation: McCartney, Brandon, and B, Lil' Takin' Over: By Imposing the Positive. [Montecito, CA]: Kele, 2009. Print.
Nathan: haha
Nathan: B, Lil'
Nathan: but that's how you would actually format that citation |
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jtreminio: I'm writing a gui config for it
jtreminio: vagrant/puppet
jtreminio: as I learn I implement
jtreminio: I'm calling it ... puphpet
anomander|work: is that pronounced puff pet ?
jtreminio: no idea
Davey: IT IS NOW! |
#309401* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<T-101> me, b0n and santa went to the hospital to get him out
<T-101> ddt's son, that is
<T-101> we are driving there, we are worried as we didnt know what really had happened
<T-101> we get to the hospital (which turned out to be a private clinic) and start asking questions "what happened"
<T-101> so he goes "I dunno, I passed out because booze and woke up in the ambulance"
<T-101> he as given a clean bill of health, but his arm didnt work. he had fallen on it
<T-101> so we told him to stay there, in case he had had a stroke or blood clot in the brain or something serious. hands dont just stop working all by themselves
<T-101> they found nothing
<T-101> well, they DID find something
<T-101> 2.5 alcohol level
<T-101> so he comes to the hotel next morning, sleeps it off a little ad goes back to revision for beers
<T-101> he then goes to a doctor in finland, and they determine nervedamage in the hand and 3 or 4 weeks of sickleave
<T-101> which he spent drinking :D
<T-101> he is now better and working again
<T-101> duncan had a similar nervedamage to his and two years ago at stream
<T-101> that was caused by three fellas sitting on him: mikron, jsa and dr.doom. all at the same time. their combined weight equals about a metric ton.
<T-101> and=hand
<okkie> jesus christ
<T-101> so he goes to the hospital, drunk
<T-101> he is irc'n with his cellphone "they wont treat me, I'm too drunk" so he got out of there and came back drinking to stream
<T-101> pretty basic stuff you'd expect from those gentlemen :) |
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phlux │ Copper = Chihuahua mixed with Jack Russel Terrier. Penny = Labrador mixed with Dachshund
phlux │ The father was the Dachshund.
phlux │ That's INSANE
phlux │ There's some dachshund walking around Houston right now with his chest poked out
Blake │ ha
phlux │ "Guys: I fucked a giant."
Blake │ I would have liked to have seen that |
#309399* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+Efreeti> The four elements, like man alone, are weak.
<+Efreeti> But together they form the strong fifth element...
<+Efreeti> Boron. |
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<Killswitch> By the way did I tell you guys, I don't use the term homosexual anymore when I refer to my gay friends?
<Killswitch> I call them Homiesexuals. |
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<vyhd> we built this city on everything but rap and country |
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<jerseyboi> my first thought when I received that email was "So it'd be a bad day to put my ornamental dildo collection on display then"
<jerseyboi> my second thought was "I wonder where I can by a framed swastika" |
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<Dee-Icks> i watched Hannibal, now im feeling hungry for some steaks
<+pwn> Try not to watch porn, then. |
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[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+Mysticode> anyone here versed in phpBB3? :|
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> oh god
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> run
[22:51:24:Apr:2013] <+ashridah> run screaming |
#309390* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SpoilerMan> win quote:
<SpoilerMan> If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
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<Sauce> That feeling of unfulfilled progress is a Bethesda game |
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<~Drakkar> well
<~Drakkar> i dont know about you
<~Drakkar> but i'm going to be so rich i'm going to wear silk condomsComment: #persona, irc.synirc.org
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< Frostypants> Freeyorp: if you find a USB stick with my data, and there is GPL binaries on there, I would laugh like hell if you rang me up and demanded the source code for software you pulled off my drive that
you found in a restroom.
< Freeyorp> I think you may be technically obliged in that situation, but not a jury in the world would convict you. :) |
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< jocafa> also, who the hell robs a convenience store *when on the run*?
< jes> I was thinking the same >_>
< sgrace_wrk> jocafa: You never know when you need a snack.
< jocafa> probably needed a red bull
< sgrace_wrk> Gives you wings.
< sgrace_wrk> So you can fly away.Comment: #sparkfun at irc.freenode.net
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#309380* (?/66) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Don_Liger> oh shit
<Don_Liger> there's a small fire burning in my room
<Don_Liger> say something witty
<scudzey> you're a faggot |
#309375* (?/67) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<TuxRug> You ever have those moments when you lay down in bed when it's really quiet right after running up the stairs, and you can feel your pulse in your neck and leg, and you can HEAR it too?
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yes.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You ever wake up at night, unable to move? Completely stiff, any attempts you make at even the simplest movements denied?
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then you hear something.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Out of the corner of your eye, you see a large dark shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Almost ectoplasmic.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you try to shout, to scream. And realize there's a pressure on your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Slowly compressing your lungs, making it impossible for you to get the air required to make even a peep.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, that large dark shape is getting closer, giggling.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And it's at that point your heart begins to jackrabbit in your chest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Faster and faster it beats.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Until it's reached a steady hum, all four chambers working in harmony like a four-stroke engine.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know your heart's about to explode.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no way anything biological can function at that speed. You can picture your heart shredding at the valves and atrium.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All the while, the giggling ectoplasm is getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And you know that if it touches you, it'll engulf you and you'll go mad.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's wrong, somehow. It shouldn't exist.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Yet there it is, mere inches from your feet.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And all the while, getting closer.
<@Unidentified20XD6> It's grinning, the shape.
<@Unidentified20XD6> There's no visible face, of course.
<@Unidentified20XD6> But it's happy all the same.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You can sense its unadulterated glee. But it's corrupt.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The humor it feels is sadistic. It enjoys seeing you pinned, at your weakest.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Unable to move, pure terror coursing through your veins.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Your heart feels close to bursting when you can feel your limbs start to vibrate.
<@Unidentified20XD6> The blood being forced through your capillaries is causing them to stretch and distort.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Even the smallest cut at this point would simply gout.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Splattering your ichor on the walls.
<@Unidentified20XD6> All this over the course of seconds.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And then it's over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> You're free.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Physically, at least. Mentally, you'll relive that scene.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> And over.
<@Unidentified20XD6> Just me, then? |
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birch> i'm trying to build an application using its make instructions but it ends with some errors and there's too much output to read it all in the terminal screen. how would i save the terminal output to a file? thanks.
JohnD0e> birch: command >> file.txt
<birch> JohnD0e, thanks
<rik__> birch: or command >> file.txt 2>&1 if you also want to get the error output in the file
<JohnD0e> birch: yep in fact you should do program-name 2> error.log
<birch> JohnD0e, are you sure your last command is right?
<JohnD0e> birch: what rik__ say is right to redirect stderr and dtdout to a file
<JohnD0e> birch: my last command only redirect stdrr
<stderr> Stop redirecting me!
<JohnD0e> stderr: sorry sorry
<stderr> :-)Comment: #debian on irc.debian.org
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*while playing with plex media server*
<LordShade> oh shit its matching all the images as well
<LordShade> I thought I would have to do that myself
<LordShade> >named one of my anime folders 'ANIME ON BAKING BREAD' (seriously)
<LordShade> >plex renames it ARTISAN BREAD MAKING
<LordShade> another folder named 'show about chocolate'
<LordShade> >renames it to Chocolate News
<LordShade> some random nig on the front
<LordShade> literally lost it |
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<Epi> can't unsee ingrown hairs being pulled out
<seven> I can't unsee my lust for you
<seven> sleep well fine sir!
<seven> I shall be here to nuzzle you come morn!
<Epi> will do, same to your self. (unless you have a vajine, sorry no nuzzleing :3
<seven> I have a peen0r
<seven> but I'm apolitical when it comes to nuzzling
<seven> as long as you're hot, I'll take a slice.
<Epi> And none of that realistic plasticine over your butt to make it look like a vag
<Epi> That would make.. a horrible video watching one poop :|
<seven> I)'ve never heard of it
<seven> WTF
<seven> YOU ARE FUCKED
<seven> I JUST PICTURED A VAGINA POOPING
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<Tatari> Mad props to america for trying to blow up people who do physical exercise
<Tatari> I wouldn't expect anything lessComment: (regarding the Boston Marathon bombing, April 2013)
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