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<chirac> no SHIFT sherlock |
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<@jsc> I think the cs honor society puts it on
<@pope> dishonor society
<@jsc> that's their underground sister club
<@pope> i have an underground sister
<@jsc> that might be illegal in new york state
<@pope> she's dead you asshole
<@jsc> yeah, that's definitely illegal then |
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< DanFrederiksen> I seek people who have seen UFOs are even met ETs. any of you seen any? from just bright lights moving impossibly on the sky to up close and personal and clearly visible
< CoJaBo> I saw a flying saucer once.
< DanFrederiksen> CoJaBo, are you serious?
< CoJaBo> Absolutely. Like 6 other people saw it too.
< DanFrederiksen> very good. daytime? how close?
< CoJaBo> Real close. It damn near struck me in the head.
< ketas> was it in garden?
< ketas> or was it in kitchen?
< CoJaBo> It was outside.
< CoJaBo> During a hurricane.
< CoJaBo> It had pizza on it =D
< ketas> :P
< CoJaBo> It looked like this, sans the stains en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Styrofoam_saucer.JPG
< DanFrederiksen> CoJaBo, you are so clever
< InvisblPnkUnicrn> Hahaha
< InvisblPnkUnicrn> I looooove pizza.Comment: #defocus / irc.freenode.net
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<+akaseki> if ever you hear the team developing alsa has been misteriously killed by a guy with a sniper rifle
<+akaseki> tell the cops it was me
<+akaseki> because it was |
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<d_garbage> Earnestly, people say cachet meaning cache? heh
<Earnestly> Huh? No, it's just people who pronounce cache wrong. Or ending sentences with "so", that drives me mad :-P
<grawity> hmm, how do you even end a sentence with 'so'? |
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<Dark> Lol.
-*- Dark hugs Null
<Dark> Hi hi.
<null0010> oh god physical contact
-*- null0010 spasms and dies
<Dark> Hmmm.
<Dark> I should probably give her ass to mouth.. =_=
-*- null0010 disintegrates, rendering that impossible
-*- Dark shrugs |
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<Huijari> i just love big-endian utf-16
*** Huijari was kicked from #imgurians by neutrak (fuck you too) |
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<nxn> wtf
<nxn> some dude just walked in here and said "smells good"
<nxn> this is why I need to start bringing my gun to work
<pritch> haha
<pritch> was he talking about you or the pizza
<nxn> I didn't order a pizza
<pritch> in that case yes bring the gun |
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<Sokoro> I am already 25, so only 15 years left before I get too old..
<pritch> for what?
<pritch> acrobatics?
<pritch> juggling?
<pritch> male prostitution?
<Sokoro> hehehe
<pritch> all of the above at the same time? |
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<pritch> sokoro I'm sorry, but you cant make jerky out of women
<pritch> it's highly illegal and frowned upon
<pritch> you can, however, jerky on women, with their permission |
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<Damian> No idea - there's always the argument of do you need a VS license to distribute compiled stuff... yay for packaging on windows.
<grawity> Mjbmr: Are you going to develop for Windows only, or cross-platform?
<Mjbmr> cross-platform
<grawity> Then MinGW, I guess
<Mjbmr> yeah, but also can use gcc, g++, on a server :P
<Mjbmr> I've to wait two days to download 823MB data.
<Mjbmr> I installed QT with MinGW on a windows one time, and it messed up my PATH.
<Mjbmr> oh, I think I just didn't ask a complete question.
<Damian> Two *days*!?
<davenull> Right?
<davenull> What are you on? a v92 modem?
<grawity> Iranternet
<Mjbmr> 30 KB/s adsl.
<Damian> I like the 300MB/s internets...
<Mjbmr> well, I can't get more speed, since they don't let me.
<davenull> Iranternet... That is epic grawity.
<Mjbmr> and here en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Least_valued_currency_unit see the above of table.
<davenull> Mjbmr: Where do you live again?
<Mjbmr> joking?
<davenull> I smoke a lot of pot.
<davenull> I forget.
<Mjbmr> I live in Iran.
<Mjbmr> and we have conscription. I'll leave the country after that :p
<davenull> Oh yeah. Iranternet was less a funny and more an accurate statement then.
<davenull> Where do you plan on going?
<Mjbmr> s/the country/my country/
<davenull> I'd stay out of the US, it's freaking crazy here.
<tonyb486> FUCK YEAH AMERICA
tonyb486 shoots guns in the air
<davenull> See?
<grawity> Somehow, "the country" sounded more apropriateComment: Made a mistake on where a user was located, joke turned to sad
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<Jax184> where'd I leave that ninja turtle porn... |
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<pheand> what's the time, magic timestamp window?
<pheand> okay then |
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<tonyb486> It's like when I called someone at my school to ask about classes, after like 5 minutes they got bored with me and were like "alright, have a nice day sir" and hung up on me
<tonyb486> NEW RULE: saying 'have a nice day sir' and hanging up on someone without solving their problem is equivilant to saying 'no homo' before gay sex |
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<blueskin> while true; do $yearOfLinuxDesktop=`echo "\`date +%Y\` +1 | bc`; done |
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<Mint-Laptop> thats what i have my boyfriend for
<MachineMuse> lol mine is a psychologist
<Mint-Laptop> heh
<Lymia> ne~?
* Lymia flips a coin between "unusually gender balanced programming channel" and "yaoi" |
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< chernobyl> Last night, Chewbacca and I were having a conversation in my billion dollar mansion about how much we hate people who lie on the Internet. |
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<~nameless> morbidflight: Can we sex?
< LordCOTA> why do so many people want to do that?
< morbidflight> what, sex me?
< abzde> cause she's hot?
< morbidflight> LordCOTA: i'm attractive enough to be interesting but not so attractive that i'm out of people's ranges
< abzde> rofl
< morbidflight> also, LordCOTA i'm a girl on the internet
< morbidflight> people want to sex me by default |
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<soolus> Nige and I go way back. 8)
<Nige> Da
<AstroFox> I hope im a regular someday
<Vercingetorix> eat more bran |
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<Lord_Ralex> $query create table if not exists testing_db (name varchar(4), values varchar(16))
<BaggyBot> Lord_Ralex: Only my master may do that ;~;
<Lord_Ralex> $query fuck yourself
<BaggyBot> Lord_Ralex: Only my master may do that ;~;
<baggerboot> oh the irony
<Lord_Ralex> >:DComment: Friend made a SQL query-bot.
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<basstard> i have had emails looking for many other [real name]s
<basstard> usually to do with setting up wills, church repairs and buying a house
<basstard> i respond sarcastically, normally
<basstard> "buy ALL THE HOUSES" |
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<cowbacon> op me
<forks> bring back my one true love |
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00:12 < fALSO_> Hi there, i was wondering something, how does someone spell irssi ?
00:13 < fALSO_> i mean, pronouce
00:14 < fALSO_> how does one : say it
00:14 < fALSO_> when talking to friend i say i use: i r s s i
00:18 < duck> imagine, if you will, a finn. Any finn will do, but a native finnish speaker will be preferred. Now imagine him scratch is arse, pull on his suspenders, spit on the floor, look straight at you and say; -irssi.
00:18 < duck> There you have it.Comment: #irssi
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<Itphes> I am gunna write my cousin posing as some random person who saw her pictures online and ask to see her tits |
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<Jess> they have had 100% uptime because I have never done any sysadmin
<Jess> and now they are going to get 100% downtime because the server is pwned
<Jess> swings and roundabouts really :P |
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