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#309227* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+IRConan> ^|(\s+)...(\s+)|$
<M33P> regex boobs. |
#309226* (?/36) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< lolcat> whats up?
< CoJaBo> gas prices. |
#309225* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< psypete> is the pope's job to make everyone kind of stand around grimacing, hoping he doesn't fall over?
< psypete> also, if the pope is like the vessel for god or whatever, if you get molested by the pope, did God just touch you inappropriately?
<+feach> yes
< psypete> I guess it's alright then.
* echobinary has been fingered by god
< psypete> echobinary: i don't think that was the pope
<+echobinary> he found my _G_ spot
< psypete> i think it was just a guy in a big funny hat
<+echobinary> damnit! Gandalf!!! |
#309223* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<-* o11c_q has kicked Lemontreee from #themanaworld (Kindergarten is elsewhere!)
<o11c_q> huh, that must be a default kick message
<BigCrunch> i like tit
<BigCrunch> it*
<BigCrunch> well i like tit too
<BigCrunch> but i intended it |
#309222* (?/29) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
11:53:13 < weebl> so far not dropped my cbr600 either
11:53:15 < weebl> *knock on wood*
23:35:08 < weebl> Nevada: remember how i said i hadn't dropped my bike yet
23:35:09 < weebl> ;-(Comment: Same day
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#309220* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
`WarpKat wonders when EA will get into the military robot business
<ink> bf3 has UAVs
<`WarpKat> aimbots! |
#309216* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Lisa_> Tax for online purchase??
<Lisa_> >.<
<Lisa_> What
<solaceinsound> what are you new
<Lisa_> I've never been charged before
<Lisa_> They always just ask if I bought anything online when I go to do taxes
<Drav> lol
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<Lisa_> $2.52
<Lisa_> What a rip -.-
<solaceinsound> poor baby :[
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pedophile
<BlueMaxima> ...
<BlueMaxima> I...fuck.
<solaceinsound> <___<
<Lisa_> Wut
* BlueMaxima gives Lisa_ her pacifier
<BlueMaxima> fucking Red vs Blue
<Lisa_> O.o
<solaceinsound> o__O
<Lisa_> My... Pedophile...
<[Kevin]_> >__>
<BlueMaxima> <__________< |
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MrMinister: Jesus makes water into wine. I make wine into one-night stands. Your move, Jesus. |
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<daekano> The ladies call me their "Imminence" instead of "Eminence", because I'm always coming.Comment: irc.freenode.net #webtech
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Me: Wow, QDB.us accepted a boatload of new quotes today?
You: Wow, really?
Me: No, just yanking your chain.Comment: Wake up QDB staff
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<ChrisE> fahadsadah: I wonder whether if I had had it capitalised like this all along then it would be different?
<henrikhodne> Wait, ChrisE == chrise?
<henrikhodne> Mind == blown. |
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<a111> hey faggots
<a111> i can cure the earths problems
<a111> rising sea levels
<a111> NO PROBLEM
<a111> we make it a world wide legal requirement to have a certain number of ice cubes in your freezer at any given time
<a111> so all that water will add up |
#309196* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Arke | array of references are illegal
Arke | pfft
<Arke> watch me compiler
<cmr> yeah you tell that compiler
<Arke> i did
<Arke> he hit me
<Arke> i cried |
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<cmr> also overseer is a cool name
<cmr> all technical decisions should be based on the coolness of the name, you know |
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<@Cunt_Destroyer> give me ops
<&homicide> you have ops
<@Cunt_Destroyer> give me them again |
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<Phase4> i wonder if you could decode video in javascript and use this to implement streaming via html5
<klaxa> Phase4: i bet it's possible, but heating up your room would be cheaper with a heater |
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<onenine90> Dunn: is anybody active in #webtech right now?
<Dunn> onenine90: No, it's just you and me.
<onenine90> Dunn: Borrrrrrringgggggg
<Dunn> onenine90: Yes, that defines you!Comment: Dunn is a bot that sends data to CleverBot and responds with it.
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<kbni> jesus christ
<kbni> i've created a monster
<Terminus-> kbni: jesus christ?
<kbni> just did the most amazing turd. thing is insanely huge. I have no idea why, I haven't eaten much today or yesterday. this thing is so large it is not sure if it is sinking or floating.
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<kbni> it's sort of bobbing about, like a brown iceburg waiting to rip open a steamliner
<blueskin> why, thank you for that wonderful information, just what we need on a monday morning
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<newtmewt_work> WTF kbni
<Diesel> kbni, you sir, are a wordsmith
<mugsy__> you should use your powers for good instead of evil
<kbni> this thing is amazing
<[Xaronic]> LOL kbni
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<andrew[andrboot]> depr
<linkery> sounds like there's not a lot of fiber in your diet kbni
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<kbni> i will postulate that it is of a highly dense composition, given the difficulty of evacuation. the object has actually hit the bottom of the toilet yet still protudes from the surface defiantly.
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<kbni> i estimate that it's at least 8" in length and 3" in diamater at the longest and widest parts
<linkery> please tell me you've flushed it
<kbni> i'm not sure I want to
<kbni> i'm not sure I should |
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<and-ri> Makuna hatooka
* matooka stabs and-ri
* and-ri is actually a cat
<and-ri> You just stabbed a cat
<matooka> no
<and-ri> You monster
<matooka> NO
<matooka> im a cat
<matooka> so its fine
<and-ri> Oh
* and-ri stabs matooka back |
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<HelgeSverre> Fair enuff
<HelgeSverre> Now sing with me
<HelgeSverre> WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE...
<HelgeSverre> YELLOW SUBMARINE
<HelgeSverre> and that is all i know.. |
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< zekran> Goddamn piece of shit sub-standard country electrical wiring
< zekran> Penny pinching cocksuckers..I'll have to do this all by hand
< aythrea> Kill em with fire?
< zekran> aythrea: If I could. If I could I would drive my jeep through their front door and smash apart every office on my way to the back
< blueskin> I just read that as "smash apart every orifice"
< zekran> blueskin: Considering my annoyance level, yes. YES! |
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* Miyako opens Indigo's belly and feasts on his tender innards
<Indigo> o<- .:': -< |
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<taktoa> for architects, yeah
<taktoa> but for general use?
<taktoa> hell no
<Arcitct> Well yes for me.
<Arcitct> I'm on my way to being an architect.
<taktoa> I can tell
<Arcitct> Oh?
<taktoa> username?
<Arcitct> Hah.
<taktoa> Arcitct = architect
<taktoa> I assume
<Arcitct> The person at the DMV did not get it.
<Arcitct> But you assume correctly.
<taktoa> why would you tell the person at the DMV your IRC handle?
<Arcitct> It's my license plate.
<taktoa> I can't argue with that.
<taktoa> I really can't.Comment: #the-construct on TribalWar
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thekostya: WTF? I just found one of your hairs in my butt crack.
thekostya: Do you sneak in here at night and try to wear my ass as a hat?
fabs: hee maybe |
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stonewoot: Ports? i never had to set mine up for a Nintendo DS. I'll have to try opening my page RQ, one sec.
stonewoot: Login has been temporarily disabled due to too many unsuccessful login attempts. Please try again later.
stonewoot: ONE ATTEMPT
stonewoot: ONE
stonewoot: cock sucking fuckers
stonewoot: i hate that web page .. getting into it at leastComment: Verizon fios modem
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