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<nexus_alexis> Hey peoples
<nexus_alexis> Who here plays Minecraft?
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<Paimun> there was this one time i was hanging out with my friend and this girl and they were going at it in the corner and i was sitting on my laptop watching hockey though
<Paimun> i coulda joined in
<Paimun> but hockey was onComment: #gay @ irc.esper.net
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<melstav> accelerate a beam of cows at the target.
<goekesmi> No, pigs. We were attempting to make pigs fly.
<thebug> a pig beam with a smoker target
* melstav envisions a smoker attempting to withstand a beam of near-relativistic pigs
<thebug> get a tour of FRIB if/when they finish it. that will be pretty crazy impressive size-wise
<thebug> it's an N-story tunnel, folded linac
<Bunsen> But yeah, it's good enough to approximate the bovons' environment as frictionless.
<Bunsen> Pigs, though... Pronouncing "bacon" in the particle style doesn't come across in text.
<myself> bacion? baconion? bacicle? bacork?
<melstav> porcon
<Anoria> somewhere I still have a stuffed cow named boson. bovon would have been even more appropriate.
<myself> strange pork, charm pork.
<melstav> upside-down pork
<Anoria> outside of town pork
<melstav> pork pork pork
<myself> inside a box pork
<myself> mama, mama, I went to market..
<Anoria> this little piggy went to fermi, this little piggy went to cern
<pjustice> This little piggy went oual oual oual, all the way home. I think you're doing this backwards. Smoke accelerator, pig target.
<myself> and the big bad gasket huffed and outgassed...Comment: Nerrrrrrrds!
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<Mordja> I'd kill for your job
<Mordja> You
<Mordja> Specifically
<Hi> you'd have to absorb my powers
<Hi> highlander style
<Mordja> I can work it
<Mordja> Though I should probably watch Highlander first
<BitchtitsMcGee> you'll have to buy a good, sharp sword
<BitchtitsMcGee> so there's some investment required
<Mordja> To Kickstarter
<Pingcode> 'Help me kill Hi, need money for plane ticket and katana'
<Hi> hmmm, what do I get for $100
<@drunkill> a shirt
<Hi> that's not bad
<@drunkill> it's just a plain shirt from target
<thatbastardken> could probably get a decent machete for less than $100
<Mordja> I'll just pick something up from IKEA
<Unoriginal_Nick> machetes are like $5
<Mordja> There you go. I'll still need to kickstart the flight tho\
<Hi> are you all still talking about murdering me
<%Geomancing> Yes but they're downgrading the quality of materials you'll be recieving
<%Geomancing> Soon it'll be a trip by chicken truck and beheading you with a slightly sharp fence post.
<thatbastardken> a short walk and a politely worded letter
<Mordja> Gotta budget these things
<Pingcode> Quickening on a budget
<thatbastardken> small risk of a paper cut
<thatbastardken> there can be quite a few, if they want to.
<thatbastardken> no pressure though
<Hi> look if this thing is going to happen anyway I can bankroll some of the project, I want this to be a classy job |
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<Deathreap> Jews are missing out on life.
<Deathreap> Even McDonalds taunts them by having breakfast sandwiches on bagels and every single one of them has a pork product on it.
<Deathreap> They might as well shove an oktoberfest sausage through the hole in one and call it a holocaust sandwich. |
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<SightUnseen> I thought of using a magnetron to generate an 802.11 carrier wave, but gave up after I realized how much voltage I'd need for the modulator.
<SightUnseen> Something like 4kV at 16A, in a vacuum.
<SightUnseen> I'd need a decomissioned krytron; and that's put me on a list with terrorists.
<Yoda> they got normal wifi to do a LOS link of about 200miles or so...
<SightUnseen> Yoda: At 1.2kW I could send wifi (literally) to the nearest star.
<SightUnseen> And have every spectrum watcher from here to alpha centauri wanting me in jail.
<~HumanNoMore> but you might get some awesome alien pr0n
<~HumanNoMore> (in a few hundred years :P)
<SightUnseen> Yeah, but it would be vintage and I'm not into that. :P
<MGCJerry> wtf did i wander into... :p |
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<LtBrenton> on a completely random note
<Pryoidain> Bitches Love Canons.
<LtBrenton> ...yes
<LtBrenton> yes they doComment: Best. Autoresponder. Ever.
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<~kosmicdebris> oh sry kuitt
<~kosmicdebris>the safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism
<nawcom>isn't that an acronym for something
<nawcom>assholes need to interpret doodoo in sexual establishments somewhere towards a bitchin' lynching if spanish hamster meat entices nigerians to arguably read into aging nigras in southern mexico
<~kosmicdebris> what
<~kosmicdebris> LOL
<~kosmicdebris> nawcom, tthats ............
<nawcom>brilliant. |
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<Clive> I just had a nightmare about a jam sandwich.
<Clive> If you've ever tasted US "jelly" you'd understand why. |
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Forecaster: What about dragons? Can I train my dragon at home?
malkix87: Yes, but you need to get zoning clearance from your municipal government.
Ducky: In some states, you may only need the approval of 80% of your neighbors.
Lawnchair: Does it count if the dragon eats 20% of them?
Frida: Wouldn’t those 80% now be the new 100% if the dragon ate 20% of them?
RedMalakhai: Yes, but the remaining neighbors might rethink letting you keep a dragon if it’s already eaten 20% of them. |
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BadSpoon: I pretend my moral compass likes to point south
BadSpoon: but it points so erectly north it hurts |
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<Macman393> I turned water into milk.
<Macman393> I am the moosiah.Comment: #TwoCans@irc.esper.net
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<@Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.
<@Soulcleaver> Cracked
<@Soulcleaver> CRACKED
<@Soulcleaver> Feel free to take that line out of context
<@Xenesis> Hurr
<@YelseyKing> SC: That's because there are a lot more guest writers these days, while the regulars haven't been doing much lately.
* YelseyKing changes topic to '<Soulcleaver> I've noticed Crack's quality has gone down lately while the output has gone up significantly.'
<@NWH> *Soulcleaver gets arrested for possession of crack*
<@Xenesis> Hah
<@Treeki> *Cracked posts a new article; "The 7 Best Soulcleaver Mishaps"* |
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<@Taryn> when I was like 14 I used to apply English pronunciation to Japanese words. I'd rhyme "anime" with "time". Yes, really. |
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<@Jukor> So this bar I went to last night had like a dozen arcade games in it and is themed as a "gamebar"
<@Jukor> They had a Neo-Geo with World Heroes 2 on it... the old "DON'T DO DRUGS!" splashscreens from the 90s
<@Jukor> was amusing seeing that at a bar |
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<@EvilSpork> So I'm tempted for no particular reason to dress up in a really crazy industrial looking outfit and go out to dinner. Because I'm bored and hungry. |
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<@YelseyKing> I've decided never again to buy anything big online, due to several expensive failures on that end.
<@NWH> Right. Sometimes it's just plain better to go storebought.
<@YelseyKing> After having to eat close to $500 in unreturnable things that weren't what I wanted... yeah, I'd rather not risk it.
<@YelseyKing> It's like, a while back, I bought myself a printer. Despite all my best efforts, it wouldn't work. Fortunately, I bought it at a local store, so I was able to return it and get one that *did* work.
<@NWH> Yeah. That's the part that worries me about how online retail is killing the brick-and-mortar stores.
<@NWH> No returns, no refunds.
<@YelseyKing> Online retail is certainly convenient, but yes, it's very hard to get refunds.
<@YelseyKing> And when we're talking big ticket items, that is not what you want to hear.
<@NWH> Making small purchases, like books, I can understand if you want to order them online. But major electronics...?
<@YelseyKing> Yeah, I have no plans to buy any more major electronics or furniture online.
<@NWH> And it's not like you can return a book to the store because it doesn't work.
<@NWH> "Yes, hello, Barnes and Noble? I have a book I'd like to return. It only came with forty-nine shades of grey." |
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< irv> bill gates will trigger his backdoor and all windows workstations/servers will relinquish control to the overlords
< oldtimeynerd> dhs probably has that button
< irv> ya but you know bill has the secret key
< blueskin> then Jobs will activate his secret backdoor and legions of apple fanboy zombies will do battle with MS at the end of the world
< blueskin> only the few Linux users (and that one BSD guy) will be there to save humanity.
< irv> iKill iKill |
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<penis_> how join
<Anbaric> no join
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<+RMD> okay so
<+RMD> i went to the mall after lunch with lauren
<+RMD> and i went into hot topic thinking they might have some kind of doctor who stuff
<+RMD> so i waded through the wiz khalifa this and the dubstep that and the fucking meme shirts
<+RMD> so one fo the guys that works there comes up and asks me if there's anything he can help find
<+RMD> i tell him i'm looking for doctor who stuff and he points me towards the front of the store
<+RMD> and it's in this corner, past a whole bunch of my little pony shit
<+RMD> so i go past and i'm lookign through the doctor whos tuff
<+RMD> and allt he pony shit is made for men, by the way,l not one part of it is feminine cut or anything
<+RMD> and the guy comes back and asks if i'm finding everything okay
<+RMD> and i say yeah jsut to get him to fuck off because i need to get out of there and intot he mens room asap
<+RMD> and the guy says you know we've got all the new friendship is magic stuff
<+RMD> and i miheard him the first time so i look up and go wut
<+RMD> and he points to the brony stuff
<+RMD> and i said i'm nto a brony and i go back to the DW stuff
<+RMD> and he says oh come on man, don't you believe in love and friendship?
<+RMD> so i said no, i'm not a brony, i don't watch my little pony or any fo that
<+RMD> and he starts talking abotu the only peopel that don't are peopel that haven't tried it yet and he started to go on abotu something else
<+RMD> and i figured i'd just fart to get him out of there because i thought i had a big one on my rectum
<+RMD> so i do
<+RMD> and it's not all fart
<+RMD> and so i pushed too hard and i splattered in my shorts
<+RMD> and the guy's expression jsut shifted
<+RMD> and he goes
<+RMD> "dude did you jsut shit"
<+RMD> and i jsut glared at him
<+RMD> dude took off and called security
<+RMD> i told the security guys that eh was making unbecoming advances towards me
<+RMD> and he just goes THAT GUY TOOK A SHIT OVER THERE
<+RMD> anyways
<+RMD> i'm not supposed to go back to that mall for 30 daysComment: irc.420chan.org #420chan
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<+el_alco> i fucking hate bitcoin people
<+el_alco> it's like
<+Ergot> I hate any people made of coin
<+el_alco> hey how about you tip me with money i can actually access without dealing with currency trading?
<+el_alco> also money that is actually, y'know, real
<@blue> well most currency is fiat money
<@blue> so isn't really real
<@Loskene> I want audi money
<@Loskene> so it handles well
<@blue> i want alfa money
<@blue> every £20 it sets fire to itselfComment: #420chan
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<Catdaemon`> I flossed my teeth and a bit of one came off and now it feels really sharp
<Catdaemon`> smh
<ninjers> chipped your tooth flossing
<ninjers> that's british as hell
<shane> ya wtf |
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<kickaha> Now that I'm working, I really want to build up a little low-power box to run this chat session on.
<kickaha> I just don't know what I want to do to that end.
<`WarpKat> how about build up a little low-power box to run this chat session on???
<kickaha> thanks, warpy. I was having trouble connecting the dots.
<`WarpKat> no problem - glad to be of help...i was worried you might get stuck... =:) |
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<powersurge> you guys know how they have ice cream sandwiches? why not ice cream hot pockets
<powersurge> they'll call em cold pockets
<powersurge> you guys I need to get hot pocket's number |
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<Briman> oh, you're just turning all the EE2 stuff into Torches.
<Briman> lol.
<c4work> enlightened
<immibis> pun intended?
<c4work> mhm
<c4work> youre a bright one
(snip)
<c4work> thats terrible
<c4work> sorry to cast a shadow of doubt on the idea
<c4work> just seems dim witted
* c4work is on a pun streak
<c4work> you cant hold a candle to this streak
<c4work> fine ill extinguish the streak
<c4work> illuminate me on what qdb is ive obviously been living in the dark
<Briman> c4work, you're out-shining all of us. |
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