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#309364* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tak> Also there was this little fat kid
<Tak> who was in there for his first time
<Tak> and he sits down in the holding cell
<Tak> and asks the guy next to him, "is it really as bad in here as they show on TV?"
<Tak> and everyone in the room just stopped talking and looked at him
<Tak> I have NEVER seen anyone hazed so badly
<Tak> Within 10 minutes, they had him believing he was gonna get raped.
<Tak> He only moved around the room with his back against the wall.
<Tak> There was this old junkie in there named Chuck, who just looks like a total rapist, and they told him that chuck likes little white boys.
<Tak> and Chuck is just eying him up and down, then the guy telling him all this shit is telling the kid he will protect him and shit.
<Tak> so he tells the kid to "come here"
<Tak> and the kid just skootches across the floor on his butt toward the guy
<Tak> and everyone just starts laughing so hardComment: Protip: Tak just got out of jail. irc.rubbermallet.org #wtfpwnt
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#309363* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
[19:27] <raxshi> fuck
[19:28] <raxshi> I selected "female" on random when signing up for spotify.
[19:28] <raxshi> Now I get naked dudes ads.
[19:28] <Cial> XD
[19:28] <raxshi> Fuck...
[19:28] <Cial> nice one dude |
#309358* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Psi-Jack: and when you guys stop thinking a kiwi is a kind of fruit, i will stop using yanks to mean americans :P |
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<Migs> whotf is Richard Stallman? Some pirate? |
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<GTA> onko tää jonkun liiton kannu??
<Sebas> I think all the resident Finns are out
<GTA> weit a minute
<GTA> do I have to go away?
<Sebas> Nah
<Sebas> Just saying I don't think there's anyone here who speaks Finnish at the moment
<GTA> Okay, then I have a problem
<GTA> no one here can speak Finnish, and I have a bad englis
<Sebas> It's better than my Finnish anyway
<Sebas> I know three words of Finnish, and one's a swear word
<Erasmus> I know one word
<Erasmus> It's a swear word
<Sebas> And I'm not sure on the second one
<Sebas> Surely you know "sauna"
<Erasmus> And I'm not sure I can spell it
<Erasmus> Oh.
<Erasmus> Two words.
<GTA> can you please slow down? I do not have time to translate
<GTA> Bath is the warmest place to go in the evening or during the day and thrown into the steam
<GTA> Now you can continue |
#309351* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<dork_t> gaaay ... work
<graphitemaster>stop referring to concepts as gay
<graphitemaster>concepts can't have sexual orientation
<graphitemaster>unless it's C++ concepts, those are gay. |
#309349* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Number_Six> even when I was 5, I knew captain and tenille sucked
<Clay> Why do you think she smiled so much! |
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Nazrin, Butt Therapist: And appearantly I got so drunk a bunch of people saw my balls
Nazrin, Butt Therapist: Because fuck sitting in dresses |
#309347* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* screw-chan violently shoots redlizard with a shotgun
<redlizard> How rude.
<screw-chan> sorry man
<screw-chan> times a rough
* screw-chan guts redlizard and puts him on a skewer, then proceeds to roast him over a fire
* screw-chan violently eats redlizard |
#309346* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< meway> bjorn: how do I make brats?
< bjorn> What are brats?
< Frostypants> bjorn: he meant bratwurst. He said he cooked and ate some, so either he learned the answer, or we will never hear from him again.
<snip discussion about English/German understanding of "cook">
< Frostypants> In English, "to cook" includes any form of heating food.
< Frostypants> Also in English, brat is a slang term for an ill-mannered child.
< Frostypants> I got a laugh about "how do I make children" |
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*** Topic in ##Photoshop is ""literally just fucking installed Photoshop and Flash CS6, don't ask questions about what's different yet""
Set by RD700NX on 06 April 2013 at 03:14:43
<marble> Are brush strokes really smoother in CS6? |
#309339* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+BroBroBro> am i unbanned now? lol
<@Loskene> yeah sure why not
<@Loskene> .ubn BroBroBro
<@DEA> [ubn] BroBroBro: 1 ban deleted
<+RocK> lol
<+BroBroBro> thanks sir
<@Loskene> you better have learned a lesson motherfucker
<+BroBroBro> i did haha
<+BroBroBro> dont beg for bitcoin
<@Loskene> alright good play safe
<+BroBroBro> <3
<+RocK> usually if i want an unban i just pm a mod
<+RocK> lol
<@Loskene> that's because you're like
<@Loskene> the channel's pet retarded dog
<+RocK> LOL
<+Newbro-L> lol
<@Loskene> you sleep in the corner and we feed you the lower quality cheese
<@Loskene> Porthos gets the nice cheese
<@bluguu> wait we have cheese?
<@Loskene> for the dogs yeah
<@bluguu> no fair
<@Loskene> well work hard some day and maybe you'll get promoted to dog
<+RocK> its mid-tier cheese at best
<@bluguu> hmm
<@bluguu> no, not worth itComment: #420chan
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<TrainsFoLife> Why can we only get a host once a week?
<TrainsFoLife> Is it cuz I'm black?
<@Gemini> Yes
<@Gemini> Now get outComment: #services on rizon
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(Duck) kim: You're from Toronto, aren't you.
(Duck) Aren't you, kim.
<-- Quits: kim [Ping timeout: 186 seconds]
--> Joins: [kim_ (~IRIS@mwf-644-222-71-528.tor.primus.ca) to #ext3]
(kim_) Now none of you can see where I live. The screen has been cleared. :3
-!- kim_ has changed nicknames to kim
(Doc) just because you clear your screen doesn't mean other screens get cleared. some people even have logs
(kim) Why wasn't I informed of this. D: |
#309333* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<[Ov-]wl> just about to pour some warm olive oil in my ear to try and hack this earache
<SuperJuan> tried ssh?
<[Ov-]wl> hahaha
<[Ov-]wl> yeah insert an rs232 cable in there
<[Ov-]wl> and see if any bauds come out
<SuperJuan> cottonbauds?
* SuperJuan gets his coat |
#309330* (?/9) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sixtooth> got snare to send windows events to rsyslog now what lol
<sixtooth> gotta be a good way to parse these
<sixtooth> tail is lookin brutal
<cerettala> grep?
<cerettala> sed?
<cerettala> awk?
<jagster_> xargs
<blueskin> rm
<cerettala> init 0
<sixtooth> im thinking more noob friendly :-)
<jagster_> kill -9
<blueskin> :(){:|:&};: |
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* logger (logger@DigIRC-31F445EB) has joined #dev
* logger_ (emp-logger@DigIRC-31F445EB) has joined #dev
* Drone sets ban on *!*@DigIRC-31F445EB
* Drone has kicked emp-logger_ from #dev (You are not authorized to be on this channel)
<mifune> drone strikes again
<^tammy^> even banning a service bot nice
<MrRandom> ^tammy^: technically logger isn't a service bot. It's just a znc session with some bash scripts and cron action in the background making the whole thing work
<^tammy^> gotcha
<MrRandom> coincidentally logs are now working
<MrRandom> ... at a different url
<MrRandom> .... on a different server
<MrRandom> ..... in a different provider
<MrRandom> ...... on a different contient
<^tammy^> cool
<^tammy^> LOL
<Mobbo> That was too funny
<^tammy^> haha
<Mobbo> Stop it you are killing me
<Mobbo> I must be a complete nerd to find that so funny. |
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atari2600a: probably getting another bug
atari2600a: my #2 car is a Mk1 diesel VW Rabbit
atari2600a: come on, a sub-2L diesel 4-door, coupe OR pickup with the ability to run off of WVO? Why WOULDN'T I want one besides age & inability to source parts
adrian: Like the space shuttle! |
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<petite-chatte> A_Void, i must disappoint you, but there was a Mr The_Void here - it appears that you have been displaced by the definite article
<A_Void> Oh, no not replaced, there's room for both of us even in the same place.
<A_Void> I often crudely quip that if you peer into The_Void he'll stare back into your soul, but if you peer into me I'll just stare at your tits and drool.
<TungstenCarbide> why would you stare at her drool? |
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<@Treeki> in other news, apparently the DPRK has declared war on South Korea
<@Taryn> yep, I heard about that
<@Taryn> (although I think they've been technically at war since before either of my parents were born)
<@Soulcleaver> Can we please just gas this stupid fuck already? He's not cute anymore
<@NWH> Was he *ever*?
<@Soulcleaver> He closely resembles the kid from Up |
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<ari> colbert is eating proscuitto while holding a baby pig
<johns> I feel like a weirdo but I just can't get into him
<ari> would help if you became a pig |
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< o11c> MadCamel: can you comment on the feasibility of gettin SCTP across the network?
< MadCamel> o11c: just allow it in iptables
< MadCamel> right now it only allows tcp and udp
< o11c> does the internet-at-large support it?
< MadCamel> no nat routers that I know of do
< o11c> also, /me is a total iptables noob
< MadCamel> that's why it died right out of the gate. home routers just drop stcp on the floor.
< o11c> I wonder if upgrading firmware would help with that
< MadCamel> it could. but convincing manufacturers to release updated firmware for every device they ever made.. then convinging people to upgrade their firmware.. Not going to happen. I only saw my first home router that supports ipv6 just last month
< MadCamel> this whole ipv4+NAT thing is one heck of a trap to try to escape :(
< o11c> never underestimate the power of players who want a new hat |
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<Denizen> why would they sell a condom to a 14 year old
<Toad> tell them you want to try anal and need to put a condom on a carrot |
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< Zook> I feel like people who only take like 1 year of compsci
< Zook> esp with like
< Zook> vb
< Zook> have a really warped view of programming |
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<Phantasm> Son of a giant
<Phantasm> Brother to the gods
<Phantasm> Father to monsters
<Phantasm> and mother... let's not mention that
<Phantasm> Not a bad guy
<Phantasm> Charming to the last
<Phantasm> So why
<Phantasm> Oh tell me why
<Phantasm> Does everything I do just
<Phantasm> Backfires!
<Phantasm> ...
<Phantasm> Everything I do (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I say (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Easter Bunny! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Mjolner! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> The Avengers! (backfire!)
<Phantasm> Everything I do just BACKFIRES!
<Phantasm> [pause music]
<Phantasm> [yelled]
<Phantasm> I'M PREGNANT WITH A HORSE!!!
<Phantasm> [final chord]
Phantasm has quit [Quit: You're supposed to say "Luke, I am your father" *before* offering to turn her to the Dark Side!]Comment: The last epic poem
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