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ShaneJReid: Going to play Half Life.
(10 minutes later)
ShaneJReid: and I'm done
indydegrees1: Don't worry, lots of men have premature completion these days.
ShaneJReid: I keep Starting Games and then just stopping. I need help.
indydegrees1: Have you seen a drwatson.exe? You might want to get that checked out.
ShaneJReid: hmmm Ok.but I will probably quit half way through. |
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<TheBadSpoon> Maybe the half-life writers will pull some silent hill shit and say that the g-man is actually a manifestation of gordon's carnal desires or fears
<TheBadSpoon> but if gordon desires a slithery-voiced middle aged man in an office suit, he's pretty weird |
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Terabytez: go home gyro you're drunk
Gyroburner: so what if i'm drunk
Gyroburner: i'm the drunk mod
Poners: i'll write you up for DUM, sir
Bran: driving under moderation
Poners: i didn't think this one out
Gyroburner: HOW DARE YOU DTRIVE SAFELY |
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<ZeroOne> Windows Explorer just crashed.
<ZeroOne> I've hit the high point of my day. |
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YellowOnion: Facebook chat is like a hexagonal wheel made for a special track, but they keep getting the lengths wrong |
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<salty> dudes and dudettes
<salty> my room
<salty> smeels
<salty> like
<Moon_Doggy> beer?
<salty> no
<Moon_Doggy> mine smeels like beer
<salty> my gf was just here
<salty> if that is a clue
<Moon_Doggy> slut?
<salty> >.>
<HakFoo> That smell you get when you buy new computer equipment and it heats up for the first timee?
<salty> yes |
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<danh> interviewing a fat guy
<danh> do we hire him
<pbuckley> does he have a beard?
<danh> nope
<pbuckley> then no |
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<kill3ry0u> Hey I'm programing little private laucher and I came a cross to a big problem, cause when my laucher run's .jar file in diffrent folder then .minecraft , all the files are generated in .minecraft folder I wonder if you could help me and give me a hint how to fix minecraft path I saw you laucher fixes the path so jar generates files in your laucher folder Thanks for answer
<max96at> look at the multimc source?
<max96at> <Link to GitHub repo>
<kill3ry0u> so... .gitignore it what i'm looking for ?
<kill3ry0u> i don't realy understand C++ xD can you please tell me in what file / folder should i look? thanks
<Forkk> kill3ry0u, the part that changes the path is Java
<Forkk> <Link to code>
<kill3ry0u> well..i'm not a big fan of Java too xD
<Forkk> you'll have to use a little Java if you're going to be changing it like that
<Forkk> Believe me, I would have avoided it if I could
<kill3ry0u> well...this make's me some problem so avoiding is not the possible
<kill3ry0u> So basically from what I understand this code , your Multi mc launcher run's this jar file with parameters
<kill3ry0u> how does the jar files changes minecraft.jar to generate files in the custom folder associiated before?
<kill3ry0u> I'm really not good at java atm
<kill3ry0u> launcher I'm coding is in vb.net
<kill3ry0u> I use this code to start mc
<kill3ry0u> <Code paste -_->
<Forkk> please use pastebin for long pastes
<Forkk> and I don't know VB.net
<Forkk> nor would I touch it with a 10 foot pole
<Forkk> or a 10 mile pole for that matter
<kill3ry0u> is there any way that i could speak with coder of MultiMC?
<Forkk> you are
<kill3ry0u> no really cause he will probablly know how to help because he coded this
<Forkk> -_-
<Forkk> He doesn't know VB.net
<kill3ry0u> he know java
<Forkk> He thinks that you should be able to figure out the Java part easily enough. It's very simple.
<Forkk> Of course he knows Java.
<kill3ry0u> and he can just explain how his code works
<Forkk> He would, but he doesn't really have time.
<kill3ry0u> I would learn java but don't have time
<kill3ry0u> could you ask him when he has time?
<Forkk> ok
<Forkk> Forkk, do you have time to explain the Java part to this guy?
<Forkk> Forkk, no, probably not. Sorry...
<Forkk> Forkk, do you know when you'll have time?
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<Forkk> Forkk, I don't really feel like explaining it...
<Forkk> kill3ry0u, he said he doesn't really feel like explaining it.
<Forkk> Probably because, as I said earlier, he thinks you should be able to figure it out.
<kill3ry0u> look if he doesn't have time today..
<kill3ry0u> it will take him like 5-10min
<kill3ry0u> just to tell me the paramater nothing else..
<Forkk> maybe that's not the point
<kill3ry0u> and what is the point?
<Forkk> Maybe he doesn't feel like spoonfeeding you
<Forkk> Maybe he thinks it's important to learn to figure things out for yourself.
<kill3ry0u> lol is that really such big problem to help a guy?
<Forkk> Is it really such a big problem for you to learn a tiny bit of Java?
<kill3ry0u> not it's not but the problem is I don't have like days to learn java. If I would have time I would learn ofc. But I was coding this laucher until I came across this problem..
<Forkk> you don't have to learn the whole thing, just learn to read that little part there
<kill3ry0u> lol I understand few thing but I don't understand where program changes the path. I know where that code is ... look if it's so difficult to this guy to help his fans then I don't know where this goes.. I understand if he doesn't have time but I can wait until tomorrow...
<Forkk> kill3ry0u, are you really that dense?
<Forkk> He is me...
<peterix> this. IS. 100%. GOLD. *RIGHT*. !!!THERE!!!
* peterix can't stop laughing
<peterix> kill3ry0u: seriously man, if you're making a launcher, you do need to understand at least a bit of java
<peterix> including reflection
<peterix> and probably read some of the decompiled minecraft code to understand how it works
<kill3ry0u> I know how to decompile java and few basic's...
<kill3ry0u> wtf is this ? IS. 100%. GOLD. *RIGHT*. !!!THERE!!!
<peterix> kill3ry0u: I am amused :)
<kill3ry0u> so peterix you're the coder?
<Forkk> LMAO
<peterix> yes. and Forkk is the other one.
<peterix> he's been talking to himself here.
<kill3ry0u> aha
<peterix> it's hilarious
<kill3ry0u> yes i have seen
<peterix> brb guys
<peterix> :)
<Forkk> 1. The website has my name in it. 2. I told you I was a developer. 3. I was talking to myself when you told me to ask the developer something.
<kill3ry0u> I'm very confused today and then you go troll on me..
<kill3ry0u> and btw I know you where fking me all the time
<Forkk> doesn't make it any less funny
<kill3ry0u> but... anyway I came here to get answers not just to get trolled
<Forkk> You got both
<kill3ry0u> only thing i got is you keep saying learn java..
<kill3ry0u> lol
<Forkk> > Codes launcher for *Java* game.
<kill3ry0u> I learnd vb.net next is java but not yet
<Forkk> > Doesn't know Java
<kill3ry0u> nice 9gag phrase
<Forkk> wat?
<kill3ry0u> anyway I'll get help somewhere else
<Forkk> When did I mention 9gag? O_o
<kill3ry0u> you didn't you just said like meems on 9gag
<kill3ry0u> have a nice day
<kill3ry0u> kthanksbye
<Forkk> you too
<Forkk> Forkk says bye
<Forkk> he told me to tell you |
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<ink> we have folks from redwood shores here today, which means FREE LUNCH yay
`WarpKat stabs ink and takes his place
hekel resurrects ink and instagibs `WarpKat
`WarpKat respawns at the muffin locker
<`WarpKat> WIN!
<`WarpKat> =:P
<hekel> o.0
hekel setup a sentry at all the spawn points
<`WarpKat> camper. >:P |
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-!- guy [~gajus@oftn/member/guy] has joined #html
< guy> can a fieldset contain another fieldset?
< Visage> guy, Have you tried it? Have you validated?
< guy> No. I came here to ask. Less time consumed.
< lilmonkey> So you know how to easily find the answer yourself, but would rather waste someone else's time?
< CoJaBo> guy: Can you do all my homework for me? Less time consumed. |
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<Namelesswonder> [L], VOXELHEAD IS ON THE LOOSE AND BANNING PEOPLE FOR SAYING MEATSPIN
=-= Mode #minecraft +b *!Namelesswo@us.freeBNC.net by VoxelHead
=-= Namelesswonder was booted from #minecraft by VoxelHead (Banned: Shock site. Banned for 30 days.)
<[L]> LOL
<[L]> I didn't like him anyways.
<mau5ie> lol'd
<immibis> LOL |
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<lmn> I don't understand how any of you fuckers can keep on living normal lives knowing what you know now. you have missed the single most important terrible movie ever made and should all be fucken emberassed.
<lmn> lmn has outpour-ed.
<lmn> from my mouth, words did outpour.
<delrio> I am not feeling bad
<lmn> yeah that's because you're heartless
<delrio> wrongo
<lmn> I might as well have been informing you that masturbation exists
<lmn> and you're like "I DONT CARE."
<lmn> "I HATE YOU AND NOW I ALSO HATE MASTURBATION WHATEVER THAT IS"Comment: about the movie "The FP"
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<crikes> cured meats are the best
<crikes> its a ring shape with string joining the two ends; i took the middle bend out and created chorizo nunchucks |
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<Biff> man, i just polluted the bathroom on our floor to all hell. like, it stunk SO fucking bad.
<Migs> nice job
<Biff> and while in the stall, i heard people coming and going out of the bathroom actually gasping for air
<Biff> i was trying SO fucking hard not to laugh out loud. holding in my laugh was SO hard
<Biff> everytime i heard someone else come in and gasp for air was like "YES!"
<Biff> "ANOTHER ONE!" |
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<@Treeki> apparently I have to give it a labels file to tell it what's code and what's data
<@Treeki> but the format is unknown and unspecified
<@Treeki> the readme just tells you to load one.
<@Treeki> me@here ~/Games/SMBCrap/nescom master± ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> [1] 7465 segmentation fault (core dumped) ./clever-disasm
<@Treeki> we're off to an awesome start here
<@NanoXkeeper> did you give it a rim?
<@Rena> um
<@NanoXkeeper> rom.
<@NanoXkeeper> shut up rena. |
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<@Veovis_Muaddib> What's nice about ninite is that it installs them all in order without showing the wizards and without any of the stuff they try to sneak into the installers
<@Veovis_Muaddib> And all you have to do is run it
< heldplayer> "Do you want to install this stupid toolbar to IE?"
< heldplayer> I always press "no"
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Yep
<@Veovis_Muaddib> And Ninite just skips that crap
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :)
< solid> IE keeps opening itself
< solid> :/
< solid> It must get lonely :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> So uninstall it?
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Takes about twenty seconds
< solid> naww...its useful from time to time
<@Veovis_Muaddib> Control Panel > Programs > add/remove windows features > IE
< solid> Well I once ran into a site saying it requires IE6 or higher
< solid> wont accept chrome
< solid> or firefox
<@Veovis_Muaddib> [Link to IETab]
< solid> well thats that solved :p
< solid> but im keeping it on for old times sake :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :\
< solid> Its not like it slows my PC down
< solid> and I have no HDD space issues
<@Veovis_Muaddib> This is like in zombie movies where a guy was bitten five hours ago and they keep him around because they know him
<@Veovis_Muaddib> You know he's going to turn on you eventually
< solid> IE wont eat my brains
<@Veovis_Muaddib> No, but it is an attack vector for god knows how many things and will infect your computer
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :P
< solid> Not if it stays closed :p
<@Veovis_Muaddib> 05:59 < solid> IE keeps opening itself
<@Veovis_Muaddib> :\
< solid> true
< solid> ok, New plan, set IE dns settings to a nonexistent server
< solid> so it can exist, but not do anything
<@Veovis_Muaddib> But that literally takes more time and effort than just uninstalling it D:
< solid> fine, fine, Ill just leave it be |
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xRGL ArkaneCow: LOL i think i screwed up my raspberry pi by overclocking it to 1GHz |
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Aske: New zealand has been rated #1 worldwide in human freedom
Spike: well, better move there
Aske: yet they have restriction on the internet
Spike: lol
Spike: or maybe not move thereComment: No internet = no freedom
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<Luke-Jr> <lukes blog>/mkpasswd-does-not-make-passwords
<K5> Title: mkpasswd does not make passwords! « Dashjr Family Blog
<Moon_Doggy> lol
<Moon_Doggy> Luke-Jr, how did you figure that out Luke-Jr
<Luke-Jr> Moon_Doggy: the blog post says
<Moon_Doggy> lmao
<Luke-Jr> so now I have about 50 "you changed your password" emails -.- |
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<~OBattler> wait a sec. arm cpu's aren't x86? O.oComment: irc.ringoflightning.net #abandonet
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<Stoy> I can't fucking stop watching that cyberpunk trailer.
<Torio> You too stoy? That trailer is addictive xD
<Stoy> Torio, it's fucking gorgeous.
<Stoy> As a 3D artist I'm jelly.
<Stoy> I don't even care about the game.
<Torio> I slobbered when I saw her eyes and lips
<Torio> Then I came when I saw her boobs.
<Stoy> Uh. OKay.
<Stoy> We're enjoying completely different things about this trailer. |
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Rapscallion: what should I fap to
Glint: snails
Stormhog: Jets
Rapscallion: nevermind |
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@joe | Please select from the following tortune options: 1) Water Boarding 2) Django deployment 3) Anything written in perl
@joe | *torture
@joe | option 4) Fat-finger-on-das-keyboard
eightyeight | 5) typing in qwerty
@joe | Is there some strange colony that spawns dvorak users?
@grant | I think it's associated with emacs
eightyeight | emacs. isn't that a disease?
@joe | it drains you of vim and vigorComment: Internal staff IRC channel
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daekano (~daekano@127.0.0.1) left IRC. (Netsplit: *.net *.split)
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<Killswitch> What a weird netsplit
<powersurge> it's the thunderdome
<powersurge> only one will come back
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(a conversation started about somebody who discovered that his wife was having an affair with an employee of his, in an IT workplace)
[starbuck] i wanna respond with something like "make your wife private"
[fever] if she's a hipster tell him to make her abstract
[starbuck] he's not a hipster definitely
[starbuck] he's someone's superior
[starbuck] i guess he can have the final word
[fever] well he can't keep working like this... he needs a static work environment
[starbuck] i think he should handle it with class
[fever] //to-do: something with a code pun
[fever] nothing comes to mind right now
[starbuck] do you think that if he forgives her she will return?
[fever] i don't know, maybe he sees women as objects
[starbuck] i wonder why she cheated on him
[starbuck] maybe he's not her type
[fever] true, maybe she just made an exception by dating him in the first place
[fever] dude
[fever] i told vangelis and he asked
[fever] "did he catch them on the act?"
[starbuck] if he had, it could have ended with double penetration
[fever] i think that's out of bounds
[starbuck] you think she's not sexually attracted to her husband anymore?
[starbuck] perhaps
[starbuck] perhaps she has the employee for sex and the husband is just a good listener
[fever] oh god
[fever] that was awesome
[fever] the setup
[fever] the finishing line
[fever] good work dude
[starbuck] we're horrible
[starbuck] we're laughing at his expense
[starbuck] that poor guy must feel a terrible void
[fever] well he went and made his problem public, you can't blame us
[starbuck] that's true
[starbuck] i just hope they had protected sex
[fever] should we just ask him later for an update?
[fever] or maybe he should just fuck other women to get it out of his system
[starbuck] i don't know if i agree
[starbuck] these things usually need a very specific method
[fever] true, there are many variables to take into consideration
[starbuck] exactly
[starbuck] for starters, an issue like this easily extends into the workplace
[fever] i might be out of puns for the moment
[starbuck] so it has come to this
[starbuck] this is what it looks like
[fever] super(yes)
[starbuck] damn
[starbuck] how do you think it all happened anyway?
[starbuck] how did they even meet?
[starbuck] perhaps she came to the husband's workplace wearing only a string?
[fever] fuck
[fever] SOMETHING WITH INTEGER
[starbuck] ah, i don't know about that
[starbuck] considering she left her husband who's the boss for a mere employee
[starbuck] i'd say we are dealing with a long
[fever] maybe he just needs a new wife
[fever] //so simple... why didn't i think of this before
[starbuck] but i'm curious
[starbuck] does the other guy have a long penis?
[starbuck] or a sixpack?
[starbuck] or is he smart?
[starbuck] or maybe he has all of the above
[starbuck] maybe he has the whole package
[fever] well maybe it's good
[fever] maybe they should take a break
[starbuck] oh nice
[starbuck] i didn't expect that
[starbuck] i don't think i can handle it
[fever] you should try at least
[starbuck] i am
[starbuck] but i'm afraid my puns are becoming too generic
[fever] and i think i'm using the same ones over and over
[fever] we're in a loop
[starbuck] true |
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