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#309048* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@CoJaBo> My resolution for 2013 — use more em dashes. |
#309044* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<M33P> Lol google
<M33P> i put "hungry eyes tesco" into the youtube search manifold
<M33P> and i get as the first result "SUPERHERO DOLL FACE MAKE-UP TUTORIAL"
<M33P> how did i get here I am not good with computer |
#309041* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* UnknownGhostSayingBoo has joined
<UnknownGhostSayingBoo> boo!
* Bentley used SILPH SCOPE
* UnknownGhostSayingBoo is now known as Grovajl |
#309039* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Taga-chan> star trek promoting terrorism, america sure has changed
<Jigsy> Set Phasers to PRAISE ALLAH. |
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<@Jaz> Tenari are you m or f?
<@Brewster> Tenari: say yes
<Tenari> I'yes
Brewster dances
Jaz walks to corner
Jaz sits in chair
Jaz stares at wall
<@Jaz> :l
<@Brewster> don't forget your dunce cap
Jaz stands
Jaz picks up baseball
<@Brewster> oh shat
[01:52:02] Jaz throws it at brewster
[01:52:02] Brewster ducksComment: #date on rizon | Perfect Timing | Yes the timestamps are necessary.
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#309033* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
rakuette313: i need 3 T of vegetable oil
dudemannington: k brb
dudemannington: but I think my usb drive can only hold like one at a time
rakuette313: i have time
dudemannington: ummm... uh oh
dudemannington: MY COMPUTER IS SMOKING
rakuette313: NO WAY
rakuette313: IS IT OLD ENOUGH
dudemannington: IN COMPUTER YEARS IT IS
rakuette313: THEN DON'T JUDGE
dudemannington: I THINK ITS DRUNK... IT ONLY SMOKES WHEN ITS DRUNK
rakuette313: DOES IT HAVE A DD?
dudemannington: IT DOESN'T NEED ONE ITS ALREADY HOME
rakuette313: then cool |
#309032* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Dwarf> You know, you're actually quite nice to talk to
<Dwarf> You're not half as bad as I thought you were
<KsM> don't fucking complement me you little shit |
#309031* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kaguya-hime> I shall play the song that ends the world!
<Kaguya-hime> Here is the symphony of your destruction!
* Kaguya-hime hits monsters with a lute, levels up music skill.
<@GoneMachi> Careful, she's going to start the song that never ends
<Kaguya-hime> Because we all know the best way to learn how to play an instrument is to rebound it off your enemy's skull.
<Hong_Meiling> Clearly.
<@GoneMachi> Worked for El KabongComment: #touhou, irc.darkmyst.org
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#309030* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(9:01:00 AM) cei-anharat: \0/
(9:01:02 AM) cei-anharat: 00:00
(9:01:13 AM) rg-simon296: 2013 was so 9 hours ago
(9:04:13 AM) cei-anharat: what the fuck
(9:04:18 AM) cei-anharat: fireworks all over the place
(9:04:22 AM) cei-anharat: people need to calm the fuck down
(9:04:27 AM) cei-anharat: i am trying to watch anime hereComment: New years 2012
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#309029* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Namelesswonder> god fucking dammit
<Namelesswonder> carbon nanotubes seemed so promising
<Namelesswonder> now it is as deadly as asbestos
<Natalie> Namelesswonder, well of course it is. What do you expect is going to happen when you take something twenty atoms across and try to force it to pass through something soft and fleshy?
<Natalie> NO SHIT, SCIENTISTS. OF COURSE IF YOU BREATHE IN SOMETHING TINY AND RIGID AND SHARP IT'S GOING TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
<Natalie> LET'S BAN POLLEN BECAUSE IT CAUSES HEALTH PROBLEMS WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE BREATHE IT IN
<Namelesswonder> Natalie, the US government probably would ban flowers
<Natalie> ObamaLawnCare
<Namelesswonder> now substitute probably with very likely
<Namelesswonder> "lolwut that plant produces sperm and releases it into the air? ban"
<Namelesswonder> YOU'RE BREATHING IN PLANT SPERM
<Natalie> like, guys, didn't anyone teach you morons not to breathe in the cloud of dust because it's bad for your lungs?
<HighWire> I wonder how they'd enforce that... "Lookie here Mr. Sprouting Daffodil, what are you upto eh?" Recepiant of the (probably huge) fine: Mother Nature |
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<+sq> also my mouse is dying and i am sad
<Synapse> D:
<Synapse> give it cheese
<Synapse> don't let it die D:
<Synapse> and water! D:
<Synapse> take it to a vet
<Synapse> there's emergency after hours clinics if you call
<Synapse> and it's seriously like dying right now
<+sq> i mean
<+sq> computer mouse
<+sq> lol
<Synapse> oh
<+sq> i dont think my g400 would appreciate cheese/water
<Synapse> ...
<Synapse> give it cheese! D: |
#309025* (?/33) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<%inline4chan> Nasal Irrigation ahoy T_T
<%inline4chan> Oh god, sweet releif
< me-tan> god a cold?
<%inline4chan> Sinus infection
< me-tan> right. Reminds me of playing Plague Inc on my phone. So far i've managed to kill 6 billion people with McDonalds...
<%inline4chan> 6 Billion people served :3Comment: #o-chan
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<herpinthederp> Aaaand it's snowing like a moootherfucker out there
<herpinthederp> 3-6 inchesssss, yesssss
<GargajCNS> that's what she said
<aswethinkweis> id love 3-6 inches right about now
<pizpot> who
<aswethinkweis> of snow
<aswethinkweis> dammitComment: #imgurians
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#309023* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tessie1985> wine doesnt freeze right?
<GargajCNS> sure it does
<Kharon> it does
<Tessie1985> fucking shit
<Tessie1985> brbComment: #imgurians
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<Neko> Omg hai ^___^ I’m Cat and I absolutely luuuv @_____@ #fCraft <3 and my fav humsn is scoot!!!
<Neko> Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband scoot!! <333333333
<Neko> OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^______________________________________^
<Neko> When I walked onto his test server =^____^=I looked up and saw…FRAGMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Kevinsweijen> What the fuck is this
<Neko> <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333!!!!
<Neko> “ KONNICHIWA OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII FRAGMER-SAMA!!!!!” I yelled n____n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!!
<Neko> he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^
<Neko> then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!!
<Neko> [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!! >.> <.< >.< *(^O^)* *(^O^)* *(^O^)*] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!!
<Neko> [ -_____________-;;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SCOOT-SAMA LOVES ME!!!
<Neko> (ò_ó)” then scoot held me close =^____^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!!!!!! ** (*O*)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all
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<Neko> hey Drummer sup bro? |
#309018* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Moon_Doggy> now i'm wishing gmail had hotmail features
<klaxa> now i'm wishing python had python features
<Hans_Henrik> Moon_Doggy: the mayans was right! :O
<klaxa> i mean fucking what? |
#309017* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Hans_Henrik> no idea what's on mint.com
<Hans_Henrik> hmm
<Moon_Doggy> the delete all from sender with option to block all future emails is nice
<Hans_Henrik> when they say "its free", do they mean free trial?
<Moon_Doggy> no free free
<Hans_Henrik> hmm ok
<akaseki> it's a place where you can see exactly why you're broke now
<akaseki> with nice piecharts and graphs
<Hans_Henrik> i could need that
<akaseki> depresses the crap out of me |
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<nawcom> fps counters on a computer screen is just another way to measure your dick on camera |
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<Pryoidain> I find it somewhat terrible that after taking 8 years of german, plus studying on my own time now that I'm out of school, I still make completely awful jokes that revolve around replacing as many words in a sentence with Ach as possible...
<cjk> It's fine. After spending 25 years here growing up, whenever you do it on skype, I'm never entirely sure if you're speaking gibberish, or just a dialect I'm not familiar at all with.
<cjk> ...which kind of makes me sad at my own language. |
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Dr. BadSpoon: I wish I could just, with a thought, teleport my poop to another dimension. My life would be awesome if I could do that... using space-time manipulation to not have to poop or clean up |
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11:21:10 < o11c> I've found a serious use for overloading unary operator & ...
11:21:38 < o11c> and it does NOT involve std::enable_shared_from_this
11:26:00 < pepper_chico> what's this use case then
11:28:48 < pepper_chico> an idiomatic way for .c_str(), meaning, gimme the internal stuff
11:28:51 < pepper_chico> ?
11:30:09 < eddyb> o11c: I'm curious, too
11:38:00 < jesyspa> The secrect is clearly guarded by Eldritch demons, which have now been alerted and are eating o11c as we speak.
11:38:41 < pepper_chico> oh no… we're gonna miss him
11:42:26 < Bloodust> a what
11:43:45 < pepper_chico> Bloodust, o11c has been ate by demons
11:43:58 < Bloodust> sure but what's eldritch demon ?
11:44:24 < pepper_chico> oh, my dict says weird and sinister
11:44:44 < pepper_chico> or ghostly
11:46:50 < pepper_chico> It should look like the ones that shows up on the Ghost movieComment: timestamps left for effect
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<+carbon> get yourself a pitchfork and go on a lynching ^_^
<+carbon> put some holly or some shit on it if you want it to seem festive |
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<@Jan> l.sflfk
<@Jan> meow meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow
<@Jan> meow
<@Jan> meow meow meow meow
<+Garr> meow
<@Jan> sorry that was my cat |
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<@Saturn> JRP2234: a nice thought, but i'll bet you the new one will be rubbish; i just have visions of DNF all over again...
< Bronysith> Saturn: please dont bring that game into this
<@Saturn> Bronysith: i'll bring anything into anything i want
* Saturn brings a lion into a bar
<@Saturn> the barman says "you can't leave that lion there"
<@Saturn> and i say, "that's not a lion, it's a giraffe"
<@Saturn> and the barman says "you're in the wrong joke, mate"
<@Saturn> so i take the lion, and try to find the correct joke
<@Saturn> we set out on an epic quest, through the metaverse of humour
<@Saturn> we run into many foes and tribulations along the way, but also make new friends and allies
<@Saturn> using the knowledge we gain, and leveraging the bonds we forge, we eventually reach our goal, only to realise that the journey back will be twice as hard
<@Saturn> though we make it back home eventually, the journey has changed us, and we will never be the same innocent and inexperienced children we once were
<@Saturn> *ba dum tsh*
< Bronysith> Saturn: best joke ever
* Saturn has the best extended metaphors |
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<ente> I could use a mouse where the right button isn't broken...
<phryk> Those things are like 5 bucks^^
* mentalAFK|LoL has joined #imgurians
<mentalAFK|LoL> gooood morning :)
<ente> I ain't paying 5 bucks for something I leave with my parents and use twice a year
<mentalAFK|LoL> what would that be?
* mentalAFK|LoL is now known as mentalAFK|[Ger]
<phryk> Damn, mentalAFK|[Ger]. Stop making me want to say "Your mom!" :D |
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