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#309647* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<FoH> Maybe i'm not qualified to speak, as i never could stand to watch all of Howard The Duck. But it's stupid.
<FoH> A planet full of sucks. Golly.
<FoH> fucks
<FoH> shit!
<FoH> ducks
<FoH> freudian typos. ;) |
#309646* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kles> hmm something about that line kills ikachan
<Kles> it's weird about utf-8
<Kles> »
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<Kles> »
<Kles> heeeeeey that worked
<Rena> ikachan: »
<ikachan> Rena: screw you pal |
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Sean: Setting up printers on Linux: Exactly the same enraging cornucopia of horsefuckery it has been for the last 15 years.Comment: And how!
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#309643* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<sylvanaar> Torhal: that reminds me, is there a backup of the old wowace repo somewhere, a dump or something?
<Torhal> sylvanaar: You'd have to ask Kaelten about that.
<sylvanaar> Kaelten: that reminds me, is there a backup of the old wowace repo somewhere, a dump or something? |
#309635* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@AllenBDuMont> Sounds like the preachers that said (and some STILL say) that AIDS is a punishment of God for faggotry.
<@AllenBDuMont> they as well need to be shot in the face
<roanchat> no, AIDS is actually a government conspiracy
<roanchat> to weed out the gays
<roanchat> their next step is to fly planes into the gays |
#309633* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Steve_Restless> "Years of mario kart have prepared me for this moment" *picture of a GPS telling you to turn on Rainbow Road*
<Raiden> In the original, I actually finished that level playing with my feet
<Raiden> of course, I just drove off the edge trying to turn, and let the lakitu put me down facing the right direction
<Raiden> but still, finished the level with my feetComment: EsperNet
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#309630* (?/19) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<znf> also, more weird is that we started from me working with credit cards (while I have a criminal record), then having sex in the spa, now we're troubleshooting font issues... |
#309625* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> I would never raise my fist to a woman.
<Jigsy> I'd get Chris Brown to do it for me. |
#309624* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<rez_> vcxprok
<rez_> (wri
<rez_> wrong channel
<rez_> huhu
<GargajCNS> ...
<GargajCNS> what's the RIGHT channel for that?
<GargajCNS> #klingon? |
#309622* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@Bladerunner> How would being staff fulfill you personally?
<@Bladerunner> These are just questions we might ask interviewees.
<Dragonite> It would change my life for the best.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect. Next question. Where do you see yourself in ten years?
<Dragonite> Lol....as a computer scientist.
<@Bladerunner> Incorrect.Comment: Phuzion IRC
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#309621* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Alige> wushin, want a challenge?
< wushin> Why the hell not, I've lived long enough.
< Alige> Draw an urchin in pixel art
< Alige> :P
< wushin> Like a poor kid?
< wushin> or sea creature?
< Alige> I'm doing it right now and it's as harmful as having it stuck in your ass
< Alige> sea creature of course |
#309617* (?/22) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<powersurge> oh man have I ever told you guys my vagina burger story?
<DeltaHeavy> powersurge: Nope
<powersurge> alright so we're on our way to this place to play video games (they do a thing once a month)
<powersurge> it's me and three friends and one of my friends is driving
<powersurge> we decide we're hungry so we stop at Hardee's (Carl Jr's if you don't know Hardee's)
<powersurge> and my buddy isn't going to eat so he of course decides to fuck with the lady taking our order
<powersurge> and is screaming our order
<powersurge> CAN WE GET A DOUBLE CHEEEEEEEEESE BURGER
<powersurge> which pisses her off to no end and she yells "QUIET DOWN"
<powersurge> so he then proceeds to whisper the remaining part of the order
<powersurge> and I'm in th eback going "Oh fuck, she's going to shit in my burger, she's going to spit the nastiest spit"
<powersurge> and he goes "We have a request to have that one without the spit, please"
<powersurge> finally the lady is just like "Pull the fuck around"
<powersurge> we get our food, we dole it out, and we're about to eat and I'm like "She's not going to do anything, she'd lose her job, there's no way"
<powersurge> get my burger maybe 6 inches from my face and get blasted with vagina fumes
<powersurge> unmistakeable
<powersurge> we pass it around, everyone agrees
<powersurge> but it's a 6 dollar burger and I was broke so of course I ate it anyways
<powersurge> we get to where we were going and I don't know any of these people
<powersurge> do they say hi? Hello? WHo are you?
<powersurge> nope
<powersurge> "What the fuck smells like vagina?!"
<powersurge> :<
<powersurge> and that is my vagina burger story |
#309613* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Solrax> Daddy sang bass, momma sang tenor
<Moon_Doggy> daddy sang soprano after momma found him with that other woman |
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< MadCamel> fyi tcp is the only protocol allowed incoming to the server. this is implemented upstream
< MadCamel> lessens the attack area, keeps those dns reflection ddoses at bay along with other nasties.
< MadCamel> if tcp packets/sec raises above a threshold some statistical analysis kicks in and drops packets that are behaving different from the normal traffic. This happens upstream. On the host
itself there's syncookies followed by an incoming connections/second blacklist..
< MadCamel> so it sheds syn floods then any IP that does complete a full 3-way handshake is limited to X handshakes/minute before it gets added to a temporary blocklist. Kills spoofed synfloods and
botnet based connection floods, anything that erks through
< Mistakes> sexy
< Frostypants> MadCamelot: thanks for explaining
< melkior> Ah. That was an explanation? Thanks for explaining that. |
#309609* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<nwh_work> LOL! Two articles on MSN News' front page: "Simpson asks panel for parole" and "Simpson's first post-baby pic"
<nwh_work> I bet someone at MSN is going "D'oh!" right now |
#309607* (?/13) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@SDHawk> can we take a moment of off to the side here
<@SDHawk> and just all agree
<@SDHawk> that fuck the word kaiju why the fuck is it being used outside of niche fandom
<@SDHawk> it's called a giant fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Because the Niche fandom guys made a movie
<@SDHawk> or more commonly, a fucking monster
<@TheGiz> Well, in my experience
<@TheGiz> Kaiju was generally used to refer to the "Guy in a monster suit" variety
<@TheGiz> As opposed to the newer CGI stuff
<@SDHawk> that's the kind of classification only fandom needs
<@TheGiz> And I *AM* a fan of Godzilla style shenanigans
<@TheGiz> Also
<@TheGiz> And I say this with all respect
<@TheGiz> The porn industry has somewhat tainted the "Giant Monster" genre in terms of googleability |
#309606* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Abdominal_Snowman> because I am a pure right-brainer and can't do math
<Abdominal_Snowman> so I'm doing what I'm good at, and that's milhist
<necKro> military history involves a lot of numbers but it's mainly subtracting |
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* AmericanM (~AmericanM@96.46.249.215) has joined #blazblue
<AmericanM> Hi. :) I'm new here.
<AmericanM> Might anyone be interested in logic-based discussion of the viewpoint that God (a) exists, (b) superlatively impacts human decision-making, and (c) is the sole solution for humanitarian problems?
<OsTrIcH> okay, newbie, religion is banned from #blazblue
<AmericanM> OsTrIcH, re: "religion is banned from #blazblue", I respect the perspective.
<AmericanM> Have a great day. :)
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<Spidey_> what
<Spidey_> nothing is banned
<bflamingo> that was obvious troll
<OsTrIcH> wait he actually BELIEVED THAT?!
<OsTrIcH> oh shitComment: irc.efnet.org, #blazblue
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#309603* (?/6) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<SoniEx2> whatever you do, just don't go check EnderMoney's twitter
<@copygirl> if that's reverse psychology, it's not working
<SoniEx2> it's not
<SoniEx2> I suck at coding
<SoniEx2> :/
<SoniEx2> also "x==y ? true : false"
<@copygirl> that indeed does look bad
<SoniEx2> ikr :/ |
#309600* (?/18) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<shymega> /o Ashhh
<lemonzest> \o
<Ashhh> o/ shymega
<shymega> ah... just found out why my o/'s didn't look right
<shymega> dammnitComment: #megworld
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#309599* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Sam: Soooo. Shin said he'd BRB and his name includes Fapping. I'm guessing like 4-5 minutes
Journey_Cat : ...Fapping? Don't tell me... >.> I'm getting the wrong impression, almost, but I'm not gonna say.
Journey_Cat : Oh my god you guys crack me up. I just looked it up.
Journey_Cat : XD
10:10 Journey_Cat : I'm learning all kinds of weird stuff in here.
Sam: lol
Sam: I can't wait for someone to find your search history
Sam: [/dies]
Journey_Cat : My google history is empty. =)
Shin : back
10:12 Shin : >_>
Journey_Cat : How did it go?
Sam: So I says to the guy, THAT AINT MAYONNAISE
Shin : ..how did fapping go?
Shin : ...it went
Shin : at the end |
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<Kevinsweijen> Aha
<Kevinsweijen> Mag is a selfsucker
<Kevinsweijen> I see.
<Sam> jealous
<@Mag> Kevinsweijen: I'd rather fuck myself than wait for the world to fuck me .. as I see you've already experienced, judging by your face
<Oz> LOL |
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<@AllenBDuMont> I'd like to find a way to mix first and third world problems in a manner that benefits nobody. Such as, make sure starving Nigerians all get iPads, and whenever they try to use them have a popup ask them if they've eaten, and if they say no, remind them that lack of nutrition leads to death. |
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< Gevallen_Engel_> and craigslist died
< Gevallen_Engel_> :c
<@asellus> fix it
* Gevallen_Engel_ rubs asellus on the internets
<@asellus> it's fixed \o/
<@Rufus-P> herpes just came out of my internet
<@Rufus-P> wtf guys
<@asellus> :\ |
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20:50 <@Maff> man I love my phone
20:50 < cITs> k
20:50 <@Maff> 17% battery left
20:50 <@Maff> after 1 day 15 hours
20:50 < cITs> stick it up your butt and let it vibrate
20:50 <@Maff> I tried that once before with a really old phone I didn't want
20:50 <@Maff> it was not that great |
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