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<%UsagiAddict> as a teenager i had more interesting problems than inserting words into twitter over the tweet capacity |
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<@yt> i did my sheets then didn't feel like putting the duvet cover back on my comforter
<@yt> so i been sleeping on like a fleece blanket from the living room for 2 days
<@yt> you ever felt struggle that real |
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crikes> this happened at work yesterday: a child's baseball cap was handed in, as it was found somewhere
<crikes> on seeing it, i yelled 'Hey everybody, look at this small hat! Look at how small it is! Clearly it was designed for some sort of tiny person!'
<crikes> someone then informed me that it was a child's hat
<crikes> 'Ah yes, I forget children exist!' I bellowed and they gave me a look like i was the weirdo and walked out |
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<FatherMiso> Free redbull from girls who are paid to talk to you yay!
<suudo> hooray, reflux
<Gamera> HEY GUYZ WHAT GAME R U PLAYIN
<Gamera> R U WINNING
<Gamera> HAVE A RED BULL
<suudo> REMEMBER GUYS, RED BULL IS FAR BETTER THAN THAT DIRTY PEASANT WATER THEY CALL V
<aido727> Blue V disagrees with you |
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Pedro: goat meeting to go to
Pedro left the room.
phobos_anomaly: goat meeting? lol
madcadmium: LOL |
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< [TheFlash]> i named my operating system Monolithium
< [TheFlash]> because i hate microkernels
< gigaherz> Microlith :D
< gigaherz> make a monolithic microkernel
< [TheFlash]> first, i don't want an OS that is posessed by daemons :D
< gigaherz> the microkernel does the essentials
< gigaherz> and then
< gigaherz> EVERY SINGLE DRIVER AND SERVICE IS ONE SINGLE PROCESS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> my first idea for monolithium was to run EVERYTHING in kernel mode
< gigaherz> the worst of both worlds!
< [TheFlash]> but I realized that is quite stupid
< Chompjil> genius
< [TheFlash]> i still choose to run as much as possible in kernel mode
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote MacOS 9?
< gigaherz> he wrote DOS
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> hehe
< gigaherz> everything runs in kernel mode
< gigaherz> EVEN USER APPS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> andy: no, and also, my idea was to trap every instruction and ask the user if it's allowed :D
<@hbelusca> lol
< Chompjil> wat is this even trying.....
< andy> [TheFlash]: you wrote UAC?????
< andy> i knew it!!!
< [TheFlash]> andy: to me, UAC is not enough
< gigaherz> UserProcessorControl
< gigaherz> a cpu firewall :D
< [TheFlash]> i did write a program that traps instructions and asks the user (driver for Windows)
< gigaherz> you choose which processes can use which instructions
< gigaherz> and on which memory addresses
< gigaherz> :D
< [TheFlash]> called Task Protector, it's on source forge
< andy> ummm
< andy> that's tedious
< [TheFlash]> no, not literally instructions
< gigaherz> horrible :D
< [TheFlash]> just syscalls
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> 'Do you want to execute: mov eax, 12? YES / NO'
<@hbelusca> lol @ Gynvael
< gigaherz> YES/NO/ALWAYS/NEVER
< andy> haha
< gigaherz> ;P
< andy> QUALITY!
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> ;D
< [TheFlash]> yeah, there is a "Remember this answer" option
< gigaherz> and na "A" shortcut
< gigaherz> you have to type
< gigaherz> ALWAYS
< gigaherz> ;P
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: it was a high school project, don't laugh at the security bugs :D
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> if there would be only YES/NO, without 'remember...' option, then a program would run with the speed of whatever the keyboard driver would allow 'Y' letter to besent to the window
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> quite funy
< [DrgnS]Gynvael> *funny
< [TheFlash]> hbelusca: and also don't laugh at the fact it's compiled with MSVC :DComment: From #ReactOS on irc.freenode.net
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<richterbelmont> lite brite was the original minecraft |
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Pedro: so did you take your child to 7 11 to get breakfast?
phobos_anomaly: No. So when do the doctors expect you to regain feeling in your fingers? I bet they laughed till they had tears in their eyes over you managing to blow off two fingers using only sparklers.
Pedro left the room. |
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< Frostypants> Using a proprietary kernel module that's a blog doesn't compromise the GPL, but some projects avoid that.
< Jaxad0127> Why would you put a blog in the kernel? O_o
< Frostypants> oops, blob.
< Jaxad0127> :-P
< Frostypants> thinko :)
< Jaxad0127> Would the kernel blog about system errors, or something?
* o11c would certainly avoid a kernel with binary blogs
< Jaxad0127> "Dear readers, today I had trouble reading from a corrupted FS...." |
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me: sorry, i accidentally the modem
me: which somehow crashed the pc
me: grr annoying computer
emily: lol
emily: Mine does that too actually, computer doesn't understand how to exist without internet
me: to be fair, i don't understand how to exist without internet
emily: Mm, this is very true |
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<rayZor> am finally home from party
<rayZor> cannot into words
<Trev> u drnk m8
<rayZor> all im going to say
<rayZor> one of my cousins is highly bangable |
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<netfx> so was it america or the Us that wanted oil?
<doeoeod> think harder...
<netfx> wait
<netfx> shit |
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<+convert> you suck so much dick
<+Aloucious> i know
<+Aloucious> but thats what supports do
<+convert> daw you are adorableComment: #doki irc.rizon.net
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* nathan shakes agony
<agony> faster!
* nathan shakes agony faster :D
<agony> harder!
* nathan shakes agony harder and even faster
<agony> I am done
* nathan stops and falls over
<nathan> milkshake?Comment: Just a coincidence, they said
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CAMDesigns: Suck Crackers!
ibiwan: are they gluten-free?
CAMDesigns: er... Sup Crackers?
ibiwan: ohhhh
ibiwan: then at least one is
CAMDesigns: HA!Comment: ibiwan has celiac
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<FNox> some politician just said on venezuelan TV if we want toilet paper or if we want a fatherland
<FNox> I can't wipe my ass with the fatherland |
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Leviathan: you didnt wish me a happy birthday Jesus
Leviathan: im uber sad
Leviathan: :|
Jesus: I created you
Jesus: you should wish me a happy created you day |
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The only thing I hate more than working, is not working |
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<LAMMJohnson> lrsp: Girl in the middle likes to party. That's my relation to them.
<lrsp> ok
<Longlius> I like to party
<LAMMJohnson> Everybody does
<Hagen> Let's be precise. Are you referring to LAN parties? |
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<@Antti> If you don't believe in god it is your duty to distrust every christian as the brainwashed, immoral and hypocritical scumbags they are and take every opportunity to try and convince them of the non-existence of everything they believe in.
<Cordwell> ...
<Cordwell> i can't tell how many levels of irony that's supposed to be
<@Antti> I was aiming for the world record. Then I realized it would be good to actually know what the world record is.
<Cordwell> ok
<Cordwell> my immediate reaction, before it had processed,
<Cordwell> like right when you hit ENTER and it traveled from Sweden to California
<Cordwell> I highlighted it and pasted it in Google to see who you had forgotten to put quotation marks around
<Cordwell> no results, so I reread it, thought "maybe satire" then got stuck on "they are"
<@Antti> It does look eerily genuine doesn't it?
<Cordwell> inverse corollary:
<Cordwell> If you believe in God it is your duty to distrust every atheist as the brainwashed, immoral, and hypocritical scumbags they are and take every opportunity to try and convince them of the vacuity and hopelessness of their cultivated disbelief.
<Cordwell> it's nice but it's so weighty that it doesn't register as satire early enough to be amusing
<Cordwell> I was kind of like "..." and then "uh..." and then "oh" and now this
<Cordwell> WOW WE REALLY ARE PSEUDO-INTELLECTUALS
<@Antti> Beyond salvation.Comment: #sensitiveintellectuals @ Rizon
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< koshka> bokeh no pico
< koshka> the only hentai where the blurring is explained in the plot |
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[17:10:54] <tesla> It is weird to see, for example, a blog written by a man who is kept in chastity by his wife for short periods, but otherwise has an entirely vanilla relationship with her.
[17:11:21] <tesla> It's like somebody grafted the front-end of a VW onto a Honda. |
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< o11c> server up again
< skellyswaggatron> for those that don't know
< skellyswaggatron> server is actually a name for my
< skellyswaggatron> actually you know
< skellyswaggatron> thats a bad story
< skellyswaggatron> good night |
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<Cai> Utahraptors aren't horse-sized. Horses are Utahraptor-sized.
<Cai> Remember which ones came first. |
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<Jigsy> Apparently the NaSA are to up their game and snoop on aliens now. |
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