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(+Eren) what does the fox say
(Fox) the fox says fuck off |
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<Killswitch> Ya know, if I didn't know you both had girlfriends and one has a child, I'd swear you fuckers were virgins. |
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<nvm> all kinds of people on #madoka, huh
<nvm> on one hand you have prima, who writes notes regarding the movie subs in witchrunes
<nvm> and on the other end of the spectrum
<nvm> a man who jizzed on a madokami figure |
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Eric: there are basically two classes of people on yahoo answers
Eric: retards, and reasonably smart, but egotistical shitheads who only give biting responses |
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<@kitchen> imo ipad didn't exist until it had retina :P
<+normod> that's how I feel about abortion |
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<Madgod> [Link to an image of a morbidly obese woman shaking her sideflabs back and forth in front of a mirror]
<Madgod> Do you think she could deliver sincere blows with those flabs?
<Madgod> I mean technically, the equation for kinetic energy transfer is 0.5*(m*v^2)
<necr0> well, she's got a lot of mass she could fill with kinetics
<Madgod> Right.
<Madgod> Upon contact, it should transfer all of her bodily mass into the equation.
<necr0> but they don't extend that far from her center of mass so twisting them up to speed will be hard
<Madgod> Now, as you'll note she has a whipping motion of sorts
<Madgod> The outer layers of this curve should clock a surprising speed compared to the center.
<Madgod> Exponentially increasing as you go outward to the end of the flab.
<Madgod> Furthermore, the fat displacement artificially increases the velocity by shifting mass as it swings forward.
<Madgod> In essence, this should function not unlike the tail of a diplodocus.
<necr0> if the flabs were twice as long they would probably whistle audibly even with her slow center motion
<necr0> more of a rumble than a whistle, but there should be sound effects
<Madgod> I imagine that if she puts in the effort, she may break mach one.
<Madgod> Not only creating an intimidating boom that wards off predators, but creating a shockwave that adds to the impact.
<necr0> this mode of attack reminds me of that one crustacean that boils the sea when it punches, except the equation is shifted
<Madgod> The mantis shrimp
<necr0> so are we weaponizing morbidly obese people?
<Madgod> Would you want them weaponized?
<necr0> as in used as weaponry, yes please
<necr0> I have some ideas!
<necr0> there's a lot of relatively easily available energy in all that lard...
<Madgod> You want to harvest them don't you?
<necr0> well...
<necr0> when there's a lot of relatively easily available energy thinking boom is not a bad starting point
<necr0> <_<
<necr0> if you can just introduce oxygen and heat fast enough you should be able to make a real explosive grease bomb
<Madgod> So, you mean like Matrix pods?
<Madgod> With dramatically reinforced hulls
<necr0> more like slap an ignition system and some rc detonator on them
<Madgod> We'll keep them in a dreamstate.
<Madgod> A virtual KFC restaurant.
<Madgod> They'll never know.
<necr0> the ignition system in this case would have to be some elaborate method to aerosolize the fat and ignite it
<necr0> it would probably be pretty gruesome
<Madgod> If we can contain the reaction we should be good, though I imagine that with the irregular placement and shapes of fat pockets that's a big if.
<necr0> yeah I'm thinking less exact and more vaporized
<necr0> results may vary but at least it should be a great demotivator |
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<Biff> god youtube is stupid
<Biff> i watched ONE video earlier about guitar, that was done in china by some chanks,
<Biff> and now youtube think i'm fucking chinese
<Biff> showing me ads for chinese movies, and stupid chinese products and shit
<Biff> what a pile of shit algorithm they use |
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<Zerokyuuni> "got licked, had fun" is a starcraft thing?
awweaver licks Zerokyuuni
<awweaver> eww, salty
Zerokyuuni has fun |
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<`WarpKat> i think i'm going to start charging for people to friend me
<`WarpKat> $20 if you just wanna have me on your list, $25 to actually chit-chat with me, $30 for benefits
<`WarpKat> =:P |
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17:54:31 < fistinggr8> and the staffers are asleep now anyhow
17:54:35 < fistinggr8> money talks :>
17:54:43 < fistinggr8> we have run of the network for a half hour or so
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theonetrueGodHead: People are stupid, but they keep forgetting how stupid they are. |
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<@Taryn> if the real world worked like Zelda, the most lucrative job would be mowing lawns. |
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<@Taryn> really, the concept of a "gay agenda" is the most absurd thing ever.
<@Treeki> the gay agenda is a book
<@Treeki> LGBT people use it to write in the dates and times of which straight marriages they will destroy every day
<@Treeki> like an agenda, but it's GAY
<@YelseyKing> Treeki: How many straight marriages have you destroyed this week? =P
<@Treeki> five
<@YelseyKing> That's it? You're slipping. You used to be able to destroy at least seven by Thursday. =P |
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<NWH> I used to think that one of the Beatles was in love with a woman named Gail, because several of the band's songs mentioned her. "I'm so glad that she's my little Gail..." |
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<@Taryn> idea: Robin Thicke should date Rihanna
<@Taryn> since Robin likes to abuse women and Rihanna likes to be abused by men
<@NWH> I don't know enough about Thicke, or his hit single whom everyone's heard but me, to comment
<@NWH> All I know about that song is, apparently it stole liberally from Marvin Gaye's "Got to Give It Up"
<@Taryn> yeah, I don't know if he's really like that or just sings about it, actually.
<@Taryn> like, Eminem isn't that violent IRL, unlike in his songs
<@Taryn> (50 Cent, on the other hand...)
<@NWH> Yeah
<@Taryn> Rihanna, though, is a real life masochist
<@NWH> Yeah, she even sang a song about it ("S&M")
<@Taryn> yeah
<@Taryn> -_-
<@Taryn> that song actually hit #1.
<@Taryn> seriously.
<@Taryn> what has the world come to.
<@NWH> How her record label greenlighted such an untasteful song, considering her own background, is anybody's guess.
<@Taryn> yeah
<@NWH> It hit #1 on the pop charts. Little kids listen to that music. What a world.
<@Taryn> yes. WTF.
<@NWH> See also: Anything by Ke$ha
<@Taryn> yeah
<@NWH> "Mommy, what's a crackhead?"
<@Taryn> Jack Daniels is not toothpaste, dammit. |
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<@DrtySOUTH> My friend Jason got deployed to Afghanistan.
<@DrtySOUTH> He left on Monday.
<@YelseyKing> Damn.
<@DrtySOUTH> Before he left, he left a bunch of bags behind.
<@DrtySOUTH> I assumed it was just a bunch of surplus clothing or something, and never paid it much attention.
<@DrtySOUTH> Got a text from saying to open the bags, so we did, and it's mountains upon mountains of army rations.
<@DrtySOUTH> They're called "MRE", because the government loves acronyms.
<@DrtySOUTH> "Meals Ready to Eat".
<@DrtySOUTH> There's enough food here to last months.
<@YelseyKing> ...waaat
<@YelseyKing> Why'd he leave you something like that?
<@DrtySOUTH> I haven't the slightest.
<@YelseyKing> Well, he always did strike me as rather strange. I mean, this is a guy who keeps all his music in WAV. =P
<@DrtySOUTH> Opening up one of the military MRE's, "ratatouille".
<@DrtySOUTH> Eating it now.
<@DrtySOUTH> Not bad at all.
<@NWH> Probably tastes better than The Incredibles, at least
<@DrtySOUTH> boooo
<@YelseyKing> It could be worse.
<@YelseyKing> He could be eating Cars. |
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<GreyMaria> okay wow this is some dark ass chocolate
<GreyMaria> it tastes like i'm eating africa |
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<dioz> 15/f/calgary alberta. any men wanna talk about how much sand i can fit
in a 200 litre deep freeze?
<MrJayPC2> You can fit 200L of sand in :pComment: #cisco
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<@BBC> My face is dry as fuck.
<@BooBoo_KiTTiE> ^
-!- Kirsteh [~UPP@Rizon-57CC539D.zone12.bethere.co.uk] has joined #uk
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* mazzle moisturises it
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< mazzle> I'm sorry Kirsteh had to see thatComment: Context
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<gates> oh the real channel
<gates> feels good to be home
<gates> no splits
<nawcom>My name is sasuke. I am self-sufficient. I literally consume my own mouth. I am a dry cleaner in tokyo. Just this week, i have cleaned over three dozen of these semen-stained 'waifu' pillows. This madness must stop.
<gates> amazing.
<hack> lol |
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<%barbeque> now kiss
<Sixtyfour215> Barbie, no, I'm about to get to bed
<Parzival_> Sixtyfour215 *porno music*
<Sixtyfour215> :I
<%barbeque> oh my :3 |
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<~Cynical> If it comes down to it and the need to smoke is really high, I'm pretty sure I could make a fire and sterilize a shoe to make a bowl out of that, but I wouldn't want to do that
<~Cynical> being an eagle scout makes crafting bowls and bongs so much easieer
< Teryakywind|Molly> holy shit another eagle scout?
< Teryakywind|Molly> you have no idea how many stoners I've met that are eagle scouts
< Teryakywind|Molly> what troop were ya with?
< me-tan> I'm no scout, but I can improvise a lot of stuff
<~Cynical> 246
<~Cynical> I met one of my smoking buddies there. Actually, he's the one who introduced me to pot
< Teryakywind|Molly> 427 here
< Teryakywind|Molly> Ours was the fuck-up troop :P
< Teryakywind|Molly> the ones constantly in trouble at summer camp for shit like chasing flocks of turkeys off cliffs
< me-tan> lol wut
< Teryakywind|Molly> seriously
<&Anonyfurb_> That's pretty hilarious.
< Teryakywind|Molly> we wiped out the entire population of turkeys on the east side of Gus Blass
< Teryakywind|Molly> to this day you will only hear them over near the trading postComment: gobblegoooooooo~~~~~
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<jkfjedighj> Who's got some Duck Tales.
<Keevan> quack quack
<Keevan> the end |
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<ink> A couple Halloween costume idea: Frankenstein and the asshole who just says "It's _technically_ Frankenstein's monster"
<`WarpKat> i was gonna be a gefilte fish: a fish wearing a yamaka
<`WarpKat> but i didn't wanna spend the money =:P |
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<chchjesus> Pretty much
<lolimania> chchjesus_bot: say chchjesus_bot: say
<chchjesus_bot> chchjesus_bot: say
<chchjesus> lol
<luz> chchjesus_bot, test <reply> test
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<chchjesus> Oh god
<SICPBot> God won't help you.
<chchjesus> no
<chap> lol
<lolimania> oh my
<luz> SICPBot,, test <reply> test
<chchjesus> don't do it
<luz> SICPBot, test <reply> test
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<luz> oops
<chchjesus> test
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<Shockk> wow
<SICPBot> test
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<ing> oh boy
<chap> lol
<luz> SICPBot, ignore chchjesus_bot
<SICPBot> chchjesus_bot was a dick anyway.
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<cheesus> welp
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<chchjesus> that was just sillyComment: #/g/sicp on Rizon
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