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#309902* (?/11) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
Eric: I think my dog is a masochist
Eric: he helps me give him a time out when he bites, by voluntarily walking into his crate, which he rarely does otherwise |
#309899* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(@somasonic) I signed up for ramnode
(@somasonic) it looks good etc
(@somasonic) kinda wish their instant activation was instant tho
(@somasonic) as opposed to non-instant |
#309898* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
11:14 (@raster) THERE
11:14 (@raster) assigned bugs.. to everyone
11:15 (@raster) ARGH
11:15 (@raster) 3 new bugsComment: #e (freenode)
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#309897* (?/14) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(@aji) spawn a pipe, give it a u_conn* with u_conn_create, boom.
(@aji) in-ircd bot.
(@aji) and then IF THE BOT WANTED,
(@aji) it could probe itself.
(Aerdan) hooray, services joined at the hip.
(newton) ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give probe
* +Rylee pipes aji
* @aji runs Rylee through the head filter in an xterm
(Argure) Rylee: you realize that is the Dutch term
(+Rylee) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Argure) for giving head.
(Argure) just saying
(Argure) ( ≖‿≖) |
#309896* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@somasonic> Argure, aren't you glad you linked a server here
<+Argure> yes, it's so stable
<+Argure> it never splits
<-- Argure (argure@has.a.squiggle.not.so.leet) has quit (*.net *.split)Comment: staticbox
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#309895* (?/25) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Raster> it's the god of this world
<Raster> Internet Explorer
<Pixels> that explains why god doesn't respond to prayers |
#309892* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Renb> sometimes it seems that way
<Renb> like damn are there a lot of trans people suddenly
<Xkeeper> see, the problem is
<Xkeeper> the first trans person licensed themselves under gpl
<Xkeeper> and E_JOKE_WRITES_SELF |
#309891* (?/24) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
( DECULSION ) I think maullar is ded
( Mokou ) he is here
( Mokou ) undead
( DECULSION ) Oh god
( DECULSION ) PREPARE TO PERFORM CPR ON MAULLAR
( * ) DECULSION starts slapping Maullar's chest
<-- MaullarMaullar has quit (Ping timeout: 186 seconds)
( Imbudo ) u killed him
( DECULSION ) Shit
( Mokou ) whoopsComment: #touhou @ irc.esper.net
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#309890* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(carharttjimmy) the stupid in this channel is too damn high
(carharttjimmy) And trust me, I know a lot about being high. |
#309882* (?/32) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Ohman> I dunno, I just had a vision of an office. "Hey where's Ohman?" "I dunno, did you check his cubicle?" I overheard around a corner and went to my cubicle and sat in my chair. As they enter I swivel around and say: ball so hard muthafuckas wanna find me |
#309879* (?/26) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Gouty_> and I've poured whisky on to my desk
<Maverick|MSG> get a straw
<Maverick|MSG> or make like a cat
<Gouty_> making like a cat
<Gouty_> yeah
<Gouty_> a new low
<Gouty_> sucking whisky from a mouse
<Maverick|MSG> gotta do what ya gotta do |
#309878* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Joins: Lelio
<Lelio> What's happening kids?
<TheBadSpoon> nothing is happening to the kids
<TheBadSpoon> they are safe and sound
<TheBadSpoon> stop asking |
#309875* (?/103) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(was gonna put this in the comment field, but it's too long)
It's been about a year since I last logged on to QDB, yet I still recognise the last 15 (out of 30) quotes on the top "Latest" page from reading them on that last access. And that's an improvement on the previous where I went about as long and there was maybe two new quotes, if any.
But, there's almost 10,000 "fermenting" in the queue. Literally. 9,815 right now, to be exact.
What the heck is going on, chaps? Perhaps the standards of what makes it out of the queue need to be relaxed slightly so the site doesn't die a stagnant death?Comment: cuz, like, srsly
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#309874* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(@aji) you can be head of support.
(@aji) actually, no, i'm going to make you rectum of support.
(@aji) it's the most important part. |
#309872* (?/21) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* EugeneKay bunks hannerz
<@hannerz> help
<@hannerz> rape
<@hannerz> I just pooped, leave me alone
< EugeneKay> You've left yourself without a defense mechanism, you fool.
<@hannerz> You sound like you think I don't save spares.Comment: irc.subluminal.net - #boats
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#309866* (?/40) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<[|]> bob135: I just can't take Debian seriously.
<bob135> why?
<[|]> They say no to non-free firefox artwork, no to non-free firmware blobs, but yes to non-free mono disease. They are like vegetarians that wear fur coats. |
#309864* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Tak> ill give you a cookie if you talk about something other than computers
<Sudos|D830> I like pie
<Sudos|D830> now gimme a cookie.
* Sudos|D830 fat
<Tak> damnit
* Tak grudgingly gives up a cookieComment: #wtfpwnt on rubbermallet
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#309862* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
The Wadge: Cipher is the God of Yaoi.
The Wadge: He's the #1 Bukkake Expert in Florida.
The Wadge: He can name all 47 basic romance configurations in single-pair yaoi without breaking a sweat.
The Wadge: Okay, he does sweat. A lot. |
#309860* (?/48) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
-!- LinearInterpol has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds]
<@egrep> We've lost LinearInterpol... :(
<@egrep> He's gone.
<@jrvc> :(
< alt_drone> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<@egrep> We... we... we need a replacement...
-!- CubicCIA has joined #mainehackerclub
<@egrep> ...nope. Not good enough.
-!- CubicCIA has left #mainehackerclub [] |
#309859* (?/30) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<+cITs> so how do actually black people call white people who intrude into computer systems?
<+cITs> cracker cracker? |
#309858* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
caliquiksilver: ok, so what type of work should I get into to go to CES and other type events?
WarpKat: booth babe? |
#309856* (?/27) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<workweaver> 99 backups on the wall...
<kg6jay> take one down, crash it around.. |
#309852* (?/34) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@jrvc> oh my god, I might have to kill this girl.
<@jrvc> I'm trying to explain what Skyrim is to her, and I called it "medieval GTA" (I know that's completely wrong, but I had to draw some kind of analogy)
< Rokke> use game of thrones
<@jrvc> She says she hates GTA (understandable), I say that I just mean that it's open-world, beyond that, they have nothing in common.
<@jrvc> She says, get this
<@jrvc> "Well I don't like sci fi shit"
<@jrvc> I say "Medieval does not equal sci-fi"
< Rokke> ...
<@jrvc> She just responds "same thing"
<@jrvc> I might just go down to whatever shitpile Bible-belt state she lives in
<@jrvc> and decapitate her
< Mondale> so you're probably screwed if you describe it as an rpg
< Werv> I recommend a knife
< Werv> Just a single poke
< Werv> Push it up into her diaphragm
< Werv> Twist
< Werv> Andscrape it against her tissues as you pull out the blade
<@jrvc> dude what the fuckComment: #fountainpens
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#309844* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(@sri) today I learned there is a fork of elementary os
(@sri) which itself is a fork of components of GNOME
(@sri) maybe we need a meta umbrella for all these GNOME based components?
(Jasper) sri, "gnome unity" |
#309843* (?/16) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(UnCleJack) nixi pixel rules
(UnCleJack) she gots boobs and sexy photoshoots, what got this guy? a KDE destop...
(UnCleJack) wait, now he has boobs |
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