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<BigCrunch> Its obvious that o11c and ComfyCheeks are in a hotel room together trolling us all, naked surrounded by empty bottles of maple syrup, mountain dew and vhs tapes of hackers
<o11c> I would NOT be seen with a VHS |
#309963* (?/12) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<mikemol|zoe > LzrdKing: Pursuant to the "bug vs feature request" discussion...I've been considering setting up a bug tracker for my household. Though some days "get out of bed before 9AM" might be a feature request, not a bug...
<LzrdKing > hah!
<bhboots > thats great
<mikemol|zoe > Actively pondering having Zabbix call out to track things like my utilities (consumption and bills), credit card and bank account balances.
<mikemol|zoe > I was convinced it might be necessary when the city (who hauls away my trash) forgot how to email me to tell me the account was getting low. A three-month backlog of dirty diapers can change one's priorities...
<LzrdKing > indeeed
<mikemol|zoe > Er. three week, not three month.
<LzrdKing > phew
<mikemol|zoe > indeed. |
#309958* (?/56) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
*** Joins: gumby69 (webchat@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net)
<gumby69> hello
<gumby69> why was my account disabled?
<@b0rk> You're going to need to speak to MrJSmith about that
<gumby69> ok
<MrJSmith> rape is not acceptable on emp
<gumby69> ok
<gumby69> I did not advocate rape, just a husband kissing his wife until she gives in.
<@b0rk> Just because you don't consider that rape doesn't change the fact that it is.
<gumby69> ok, I did not know people considered a man forcing his wife to have sex with him rape.
* MrJSmith just facedesks
<gumby69> facedesks?
<MrJSmith> Its like a facepalm but i need the whole damned desk
<MrJSmith> Since when has that not been rape in the USA?
<gumby69> He would not be found guilty in court
<@b0rk> Bullshit
<gumby69> I guess 3 months is too soon after a pregnancy to expect her to want sex, but if it lasts for over a year and he did not make her have sex with him and got devorced intead he would owe child suport.
<gumby69> I never heard opf a man being charged for raping his wife before.
<gumby69> so how long is the ban?
<@b0rk> HAHA
<@b0rk> I'm just at a loss for words.
<@b0rk> You're serious about all this?
<gumby69> i am serious
<gumby69> A good wife should be submissive
<@b0rk> I'm more curious then anything I suppose
<@b0rk> Are you married?
<gumby69> no
<gumby69> i am oly 23
<@b0rk> Ever wonder why?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Somehow not surprising
<gumby69> I know women like men to take control
<gumby69> and be domoniate
<@b0rk> And how do you know this, pray tell.
<gumby69> they do not like men that they can control
<@b0rk> I want to know how you learned this
<gumby69> men are sopose to be assertive
<gumby69> I know that is how society works
<@b0rk> Did someone tell you or did you learn it from TV or were you taught in school?
<gumby69> neither
<@b0rk> ...there were three options, it can't be "neither"...
<@b0rk> ...but go on...
<@b0rk> I'm serious, I want to know why you think this, how did you learn it?
<gumby69> I noticed women stayed with men who bossed them around
<@b0rk> Your parents?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> Your father wasn't dominating?
<gumby69> no
<@b0rk> So naturally your mother left him
<gumby69> both my mother and father died before I was 5
<@b0rk> So who did you grow up with?
<gumby69> she died
<gumby69> I not here to give my life story
<@b0rk> I'm just really interested to know how you developed such a misguided absolute definition of a relationship between a man and a woman
<gumby69> Women's role is to take care of childern and man's role is to be the head of the household
<@b0rk> I really just want to know why you think that and how you came to that conclusion, but you can't seem to tell me. Are you sifferring from any head trauma or physical disability?
<gumby69> Even christian pastors would agree with me (i am atiest)
<@b0rk> Screw it I tried.
<gumby69> the bible has the wife's role in marrage correct.
<@b0rk> OK, It's going to sound like I'm banning you, but...
*** @b0rk sets mode: +b *!*@DigitalIRC-v1gdab.snh.ptd.net
*** gumby69 was kicked by @b0rk (@b0rk)Comment: TL;DR I didn't think dinosaurs were still around
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< MadCamel> I just realized how weird this is.. Talking about programming, scat, anal jar insertions.. all at once. Yet this is what I do at work. Every. Single. Day.
< MadCamel> sorry if I'm being inappropriate for the channel. I honestly didn't notice until now. |
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<anew> www-data ALL=(ALL:ALL) NOPASSWD: /var/www
<anew> do i have to specify a file for this?
<anew> in sudoeers
<anew> or can i just specify the dir ?
<somsip> anew: NOOOO!!!! What are you really wanting to do?
<anew> yes i have to do this
<anew> is this correct or do i need to specify a dir
<somsip> anew: putting www-data in sudoers does not seem to be a correct thing to do at all. What are you trying to achieve?
<anew> please just answer if the syntax is correct !
<Backgammon> anew: you really don't want to do that, correct or not
<anew> ...
<anew> is the syntax correct
<anew> that's all i want to know
<Backgammon> that aside visudo will not let you save if the syntax is incorrect so if it saved it is correct
<Backgammon> you did use visudo right
<anew> no i did not
<anew> what is visudoComment: #ubuntu
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#309953* (?/20) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
(holomorph) oh cool, ed 1.10
(Earnestly) holomorph: Changes: Rename ed.texinfo to ed.texi
(holomorph) ._. |
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18:34:44 <@Axu> pull my finger
18:36:47 -!- Netsplit hub.ircnet.ee <-> irc.estpak.ee quits: fiQ
18:36:48 -!- Netsplit hub.uk <-> *.ee quits: cougar_s, tarko, Cougar |
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<SlashLife> UltimateNate: Didn't you just claim your IRC server is un-DoS-able?
<UltimateNate> It isnt DoS-able
<xy> my IRC server *is* un-ddos-able
<UltimateNate> ^
<xy> it runs on 127.0.0.1 and is used by internal applications
<Jonnyw2k-home> xy, I'm sure setting it on fire is Denying it's Service to life! |
#309948* (?/28) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< wushin> We all love each other now
< wushin> even if I have to murder all of you to accept it |
#309946* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<@GeekDrew> fuck wells fargo. payment is due, and their system says my account information is invalid.
< Logos01> ' I refer to them as "The people that treat the words "urgent" and "critical" like a white trash wife on an episode of COPS." |
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<Brainderailment> wilford brimley is a demon walking amongst us
<TheBadSpoon> the diabeetus diablo |
#309943* (?/17) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Brainderailment> I need a new downpipe for my bubbler but I don't want to order online. I'd rather not be on a list of domestic terrorists |
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<telepyrenee_> yeah its been a year of study montages
<telepyrenee_> why isnt there more uni anime
<telepyrenee_> is uni like super boring in japan or something |
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< blueskin> vegans are the Arch users of the food world, if Arch sucked.
* blueskin ducks projectiles from two sides
< Logos01> blueskin: And since it does, they are |
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<DougCL> so i got a titanfall pc beta code and it obviously doesnt work
<DougCL> because why would anything that EA is involved in work the right way? |
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<+Griffy> bsparks, we are under a level 1 snow emergency
<%bsparks> So, go outside and play on the roof?
<+Griffy> ...Don't fall off for the love of god.
<&ajanata> pffft
<&ajanata> tim allen will fill in for him |
#309919* (?/15) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
<Kar18> I want to make a volcano erupt in sa-mp
<Southclaw> retexture + moveobject = custom particle fx
<Revo18> and i want to have ABBA perform live in my server
<Revo18> :( |
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* maous (~maous@AMarseille-256-1-238-59.w90-37.abo.wanadoo.fr) has joined #linuxfriends
* `WarpKat stabs maous
<`WarpKat> hah! now you're a DEADMaous!
* maous has quit (Ping timeout: 480 seconds)
<`WarpKat> ...I'm good... =;) |
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<Fatalnix> Oh emacs.. My favorite Operating system. If only you had a good editor! :)
<ogamita> Fatalnix: you can write your own editor in emacs. Some weren't satisfied with the default one, and wrote M-x viper.Comment: Write your own editor in Emacs!
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#309911* (?/31) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* Celti ponders the character sheets of gods.
<Celti> and before anyone rants about how gods don't need character sheets, they bloody well do if I'm taking one as an Ally.
<Navian> Taking a god as an Ally rather than as a Patron is pretty strange in itself!
<Navian> But if your character's 2000 points...
<Celti> Indeed.
<Celti> Besides, he's a Norse god, and as deities go they tend to be pretty... dare I say, low-key? |
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<TAsn> I'm apparently a recycling fanatic
* Puppet_Master has quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
<TAsn> my last two laptop stands were made of cardboard
<TAsn> (I built them)
<asdfuser> I'm apparently a vegan. My last two meals were fruit.
<asdfuser> (I ate them)
<TAsn> :PComment: #edevelop @freenode
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#309909* (?/23) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
< Cassy_at_work> o11c: btw as long as you don't tell what cs stands for i just assume you study cyber sex |
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<Corey> Let's keep this channel clear for support porpoises.Comment: #freenode on freenode during a ddos
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<||bass> i had the best dream in history
<||bass> my grandmother was still alive and she had managed to social engineer herself into the possession of certain fossils and cloned me a pet triceratops, i had just gotten a bunch of photos with me playing with the triceratops and i was about to come on irc and brag to you fuckers
<mistah_j> even if you posted them, legion would have yelled FAAAKE
<Legion> I bet the dream itself was fake |
#309903* (?/35) ↑Keep It ↓Trash It ⚐Flag
* castlewars sent out YouTube! What will YouTube do?
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
* YouTube used YouTube Poop
* YouTube is now known as castlewars
<Zelda> i use google+
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
<Zelda> instant ko, now stop pls
<Mimi> ...
<Mimi> Oops...
* YouTube used 592 minute video! It's super effective! A critical hit! GOOGLE+ fainted!
* YouTube is now known as castlewars
<Pixels> YouTube has used Layout Change! Your Pokemon are now confused!
* castlewars is now known as YouTube
* YouTube, that's enough! Get back! Go, FIREFOX!
* YouTube is now known as FIREFOX
* Pixels used Nick Steal
* Pixels is now known as castlewars
* FIREFOX used ADD-ONS! FIREFOX's SP. DEF rose!
* FIREFOX is now known as castlewars2
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
<castlewars2>
* castlewars is now known as Pixels
* castlewars2 is now known as castlewars
* castlewars (~webchat@host-78-148-8-251.as13285.net) from #smbx Quit (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Pixels!~hi@user/Pixels)))
* Pixels used Ghost!
<Pixels> It was super effective!
<Pixels> Opponent castlewars has been disconnected! |
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